cap I'm not tying a rope around my waist like some poopdeck ****ing pappy!

nothing wrong with tying a rope around your waist.

there is something wrong with catching and spreading covid19 though

extension cord also works, if you don't have rope

this can go on your tombstone

I’ve never done it, but can’t you just order a belt online? Lol

If only the device you typed this on could enable you to have a belt delivered to your doorstep within hours, or days, for cheaper than wandering around in a petri dish. Somebody should work on that, it could make you rich if you work it out.

If you've never used a rope, an electrical cord, or a shoelace for a belt I have a hard time believing you've lived a full life.

Which is it, hours or days?

Where I'm at it's days. I'd assume somewhere as fancy as where you live you could get a belt delivered in hours.

What does it matter if you're sitting at home in your jammies quarantined?

I'm saving my extension cord for the closet hanging.

Look at me, living fancy in my fancy place lol

The Jerk

Damn that's a pretty great/easy Halloween costume.

I'd lay odds that "survey says" at least one of them would think it;s because you caught the clap.

You can count on us to vouch that it wasn't a suicide

ty

you guys know that when you order stuff online it doesn't just magically appear at your door, right? you know people in warehouses are getting covid.

Our purchases pay for their opportunity to have a job.

filthy I'm the most covid-cautious person I know and this is an example of too far. First, you can't have it both ways with above, that's called a lockdown. Pick your poison. Second, if a responsible(accent on responsible) adult like myself wants to enter a store to buy something(let's not focus on a stupid belt) then they should be able to do that.

That is VERY different from some ass Christmas shopping on Dec 4th.

Pish posh

What? Seems like magic to me. One minute it’s not there, the next minute it is.

There's a huge chunk of the population whose COVID prevention philosophy can more or less be summed up as "everything I do is fine, but everyone who does things I wouldn't do is a selfish *******"

Just like speeding.

a zip tie around 2 belt loops works great

He hates CANS!

why not focus on the stupid belt? that is what you went in the store for, right?

i mean i'll concede that it's stupid to attack you of all people, when you are obviously very covid aware and being waaaaaay safer than most americans. and i too take some stupid, irresponsible risks that i shouldn't take. i took the elevator the other day with people in it.

it's just i really don't see the need for belts or haircuts. that's my view though! i get it's important to some people. and we do have to take care of our mental health too. haircuts and belts are important to some people's mental health, just not mine. but i have needs for my mental health too that are not important to other people.