I believe you're supposed to spray down, from behind. Don't come in from the front and spray up. That's why my Indian boss told me anyway when we were over there and I asked how it worked in case I got caught in a bathroom w/o TP.

The part few will actually tell you though - is that it the water scoop only works in combination with the hand (always left). Jets are a new invention. For 1000s of years it was left hand and scoop. Which is why they never touch food with their left hand. But tell me how you make a samosa with one hand?

My boss said to most Indians - smearing it all over your butt with TP seems much grosser. I can see that.

The built in toilet ones in Japan spray up. But just make sure you are covering the bowl well.

I had one of those water guns when I lived in London, was obviously nice but nothing amazing and when I came back to the USA I had no impetus to spring for one. I feel like I can replicate the experience by using a wet wipe for every sixth wipe or so.

I feel like anyone who has used both tp and bidet extensively, and thinks a bidet is exponentially better than just tp, has probably been wiping wrong their whole life

I feel like that's probably just another terrible cs3 take.

Regardless of your preferred method-- TP, wet wipes, bidet, 2 girls 1 cup... bare TP is definitely the worst option.

what do bidets have to do with sweating the 'rona?

Toilet paper shortage drove many people to the hose.

Concerns over a second toilet paper shortage.

Edit...just got to the party.

fye

Discussion is really scraping the barrel of the bottom

oh you

If you get the 'rona you'll wish you had one.

Not sure how there's even a debate. If you had dirt or mud on any other part of your body like your leg or arm and thought the standard cleaning procedure was pushing it around with toilet paper people would generally find the practice inadequate and kind of gross.

But yet when it's crap on your butt it somehow makes sense to some people.

I think at a minimum if you're not using wipes you're a dirt azz mofo who likely has sheit stains on their underwear on the regular.

I gotta have the water pressure though.
It's pretty daunting walking into a squat toilet with only a bucket of water and some ladle thing.

Water pressure + post dry with TP is life at it's finest (disregarding the Japanese offerings which are truly elite).

Of course this shows up on my FB feed today - first time I've ever seen any kind of ad like this.

Damn, I didn't know forum posts were part of the advertising algorithms.
Not surprised but didn't know.

Kinda terrifying if they are.

keylogger?

What kind of messy peanut butter like **** do you guys have?

If your leg or arm came into contact with **** and you rinsed it off without using soap people would generally find the practice inadequate and kind of gross as well.

Cookies, the social media sharing buttons on every thread, and just about every ad is sending metadata to Facebook.

This. What do ya'll eat that leads to such poop?

It cycles through the whole gamut from dry crumbly barely-wipers, to nutella, to soft serve ice cream, and back again. Color changes a lot too.

Do some people stay consistent all the time?

I guess it's time to post this.

Need a category for super gooey taffy-like snake that was pushed through one of these things:



Also based on all the floaters he left in the toilet - apparently my stepdad was constipated his whole life.

So dry paper is better?

Yes. Consistent and usually requires just 1 wipe. Need to eat enough soluable fiber so the poop comes out in 1 contiguous log

how about we post in this thread about covid?