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View Poll Results: What are your coronavirus contingency plans?
I'm prepping, here's how. 79 41.80%
This coronavirus thing is not all that bad. 50 26.46%
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Old 09-26-2020, 11:56 PM   #12426
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

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Not sure how there's even a debate. If you had dirt or mud on any other part of your body like your leg or arm and thought the standard cleaning procedure was pushing it around with toilet paper people would generally find the practice inadequate and kind of gross.



But yet when it's crap on your butt it somehow makes sense to some people.



I think at a minimum if you're not using wipes you're a dirt azz mofo who likely has sheit stains on their underwear on the regular.
I gotta have the water pressure though.
It's pretty daunting walking into a squat toilet with only a bucket of water and some ladle thing.

Water pressure + post dry with TP is life at it's finest (disregarding the Japanese offerings which are truly elite).
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Old Yesterday, 01:39 AM   #12427
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Of course this shows up on my FB feed today - first time I've ever seen any kind of ad like this.
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Old Yesterday, 02:03 AM   #12428
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

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Of course this shows up on my FB feed today - first time I've ever seen any kind of ad like this.
Damn, I didn't know forum posts were part of the advertising algorithms.
Not surprised but didn't know.
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Old Yesterday, 03:00 AM   #12429
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Kinda terrifying if they are.
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Old Yesterday, 05:21 AM   #12430
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

keylogger?
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Old Yesterday, 09:34 AM   #12431
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

What kind of messy peanut butter like **** do you guys have?
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Old Yesterday, 11:28 AM   #12432
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

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If you had dirt or mud on any other part of your body like your leg or arm and thought the standard cleaning procedure was pushing it around with toilet paper people would generally find the practice inadequate and kind of gross.
If your leg or arm came into contact with **** and you rinsed it off without using soap people would generally find the practice inadequate and kind of gross as well.

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keylogger?
Cookies, the social media sharing buttons on every thread, and just about every ad is sending metadata to Facebook.

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What kind of messy peanut butter like **** do you guys have?
This. What do ya'll eat that leads to such poop?
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Old Yesterday, 11:40 AM   #12433
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What kind of messy peanut butter like **** do you guys have?
It cycles through the whole gamut from dry crumbly barely-wipers, to nutella, to soft serve ice cream, and back again. Color changes a lot too.

Do some people stay consistent all the time?
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Old Yesterday, 12:15 PM   #12434
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I guess it's time to post this.


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Old Yesterday, 12:29 PM   #12435
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

Need a category for super gooey taffy-like snake that was pushed through one of these things:



Also based on all the floaters he left in the toilet - apparently my stepdad was constipated his whole life.
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Old Yesterday, 12:38 PM   #12436
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

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If your leg or arm came into contact with **** and you rinsed it off without using soap people would generally find the practice inadequate and kind of gross as well.
So dry paper is better?
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Old Yesterday, 03:32 PM   #12437
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It cycles through the whole gamut from dry crumbly barely-wipers, to nutella, to soft serve ice cream, and back again. Color changes a lot too.

Do some people stay consistent all the time?
Yes. Consistent and usually requires just 1 wipe. Need to eat enough soluable fiber so the poop comes out in 1 contiguous log
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Old Yesterday, 04:40 PM   #12438
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

how about we post in this thread about covid?
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Old Yesterday, 04:44 PM   #12439
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

The Las Vegas COVID thread turned into a real estate thread. So this seems about right.
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Old Yesterday, 09:54 PM   #12440
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

There's covid in feces.
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Old Yesterday, 10:58 PM   #12441
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

12 different unmasked tenants in my common areas (study and lounge) today, all had to have been between 19-26. Looking forward to the massive wave about to descend upon this damn apartment complex.
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Old Today, 01:28 AM   #12442
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

I thought this was an interesting article on how masks may help give immunity to Covid.

https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/can-...222750104.html

I always wondered about this. It's interesting to see others thinking along the same lines.
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Old Today, 02:55 AM   #12443
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7 months later, and everyone's lost the plot
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Old Today, 04:09 AM   #12444
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Re: The Coronavirus Prep/Sweat thread. What are you doing to save yourself?

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I guess it's time to post this.


These are some ivory tower turds.

Meanwhile in the beer drinking, kebab eating, smoking and coffee drinking real world.
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Old Today, 06:43 AM   #12445
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Re: The Coronavirus LC Thread

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Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis signed an executive order Friday allowing
restaurants and bars to immediately begin operating at 100% capacity.
https://www.cnn.com/2020/09/25/us/fl...rnd/index.html
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Old Today, 08:30 AM   #12446
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Re: The Coronavirus LC Thread

This is a very detailed breakdown of all the major vaccines in testing with analysis of the effectiveness and side effects for each. Best thing on corona-twitter I’ve seen in ages.

https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1...314101250.html
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Old Today, 09:03 AM   #12447
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Interesting stuff.
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