Had something really strange and unusual happen to me tonight.
I'm back east, travelling on business and decided to have dinner by room service — I'm staying at a Sheraton Hotel fwiw.
Anyway, I check the menu, there isn't a huge selection, but the steak sandwich catches my eye. So, against my (probable) better judgment I decide to order the steak sandwich, with a beer — I tell the guy to surprise me with something dark that they have on tap.
Then, the guy asks me the big question, "How do you like your steak cooked?".
I respond, "Medium rare".
Fifteen minutes later, THIS arrives at my room: