Thanks for the props, gents.
My local Kroger had boneless ribeyes on deep discount until a few days ago, so I went in and stocked up so that I could put a few away in my freezer.
Went up to the butcher. "Could I get four boneless ribeyes, cut to an inch and a half thick?"
Butcher: "Did you say
an inch and a half?"
Me: "Yes."
Butcher: "An inch and a half is like
this." <holds his thumb and forefinger like three ****ing inches apart>
I was so confused. A guy who apparently works behind a butcher counter as a regular job was so incredulous that I had to stand there and take stock of whether I had messed up and said something wrong. Once I decided I hadn't, I then thought, "Well he's wrong, but WTF do I say? 'No it isn't'? I mean, I'm sure he's butchering with the aid of a tool that specifically measures it out, so..." Rejoining things in progress,
Butcher: "An inch and a half is like
this."
Me (after a pregnant pause): "...yes."
Butcher (with the demeanor of someone whose conscience is clear now that he has clarified things with the crazy dude making the weird request): "Okay!"
A few minutes of not knowing what exactly I was going to actually get, he came back with exactly what I wanted. No idea how a butcher was so thrown by what I asked for. I would expect him to get that type of request really frequently.