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The new commercials for Jared are tilting, especially the 'dare to commit' one. Yeah, even if you have doubts you should still spend a few thousand bucks and try to guilt that special someone to commit! **** off.

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11-05-2018 , 09:43 PM

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Booker Wolfbox

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Originally Posted by Tiltmonkey555

Woke looking beta cuck asking this toddler permission to marry his mother on this Kay jeweler commercial

Every time I see this horrible commercial I remember the words "woke looking beta cuck" and crack up.

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11-12-2018 , 08:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

Every time I see this horrible commercial I remember the words "woke looking beta cuck" and crack up.

At the risk of tooting my own horn, I also chuckle thinking about it

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11-15-2018 , 03:56 PM

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100%, i hear those words every ****ing time lollll

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11-15-2018 , 06:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Booker Wolfbox

Every time I see this horrible commercial I remember the words "woke looking beta cuck" and crack up.

LOL...I just saw that commercial for the first time the other day.

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11-15-2018 , 11:04 PM

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"Every time a millennial whips out his vaping pen like it's it his dick, a Corona gets it lime."

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11-16-2018 , 12:37 AM

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Speaking of beta cucks...

1. Who the **** spends $120k on a pair of vehicles as a surprise? Relatable AF.

2. Neither of these people look like they'd get their hands dirty doing any hauling and building, so I don't know why they need a pickup.

3. I don't see any kids, so I don't know why they need a big SUV.

4. Can he not discuss why he intended to drive the pickup and not the SUV? He just has to roll over and show his balls?

Why are Christmas car commercials almost always superCancerAIDS?

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11-16-2018 , 04:15 PM

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Also what kind of a message is it sending about the SUV when neither of them wants it?

Is GMC trying *not* to sell SUVs?

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11-24-2018 , 06:25 PM

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Allstate "thank you" ad regarding the California fires is irksome. Poor taste, less than genuine

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11-24-2018 , 06:37 PM

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Also what kind of a message is it sending about the SUV when neither of them wants it?

Is GMC trying *not* to sell SUVs?

He feels the need to act like he's disappointed about not getting the truck himself, but he's more than willing to do whatever's necessary to keep his wife happy so she won't threaten to take away his nightly peggings

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11-24-2018 , 08:35 PM

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My other big irk about the GMC commercial is that these people look like they are mid to late 20s.

How many people that age are mult-millionaires as this couple seems to be?? Who is the target audience for this?

Also, if they have the cash to spend that much on two new cars then why does the wife just get the guy some cheap ass watch? Ungrateful *****.

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11-25-2018 , 12:53 AM

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I just assume he's an exec at Facebook or something.

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11-25-2018 , 01:53 AM

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I gotta say that Vegas commercial where the guys go out all night pretending like they just won some kind of cup, then putting it back, with flowers, it in the hotel at the end of the night - is pretty good.

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11-25-2018 , 02:10 AM

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Yeah I agree.

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11-25-2018 , 10:45 PM

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New apple animated commercial is gross

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12-07-2018 , 05:55 PM

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New Microsoft commercial is fantastic.

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12-07-2018 , 06:38 PM

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Jesus, I hate that commercial because of the kid yelling non-stop

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12-07-2018 , 08:26 PM

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New Microsoft commercial is fantastic.

TimMEH!!

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12-07-2018 , 10:20 PM

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lol I hate myself for laughing at that

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12-10-2018 , 11:10 AM

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How is going out in serene nature and hacking down a tree for no reason setting a positive example??? FFFFUUUUUU!!!

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12-13-2018 , 09:52 PM

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Any of the Panera commercials from the last couple years that make a point that their food is/will be "clean".

The Omaha Steaks commercial that includes a clip of an obese white woman with her eyes closed eating a bite of some overpriced meat with a look of sheer ecstasy on her face, or as I've nicknaked her

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Can't find the video, sorry. If you've seen it, you know who I'm talking about.

yes I know what you mean. fatty mcmeatgasm is the best name. very much eating for 🐖 piggy face lol. i attached the picture, can you see it?

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12-14-2018 , 05:00 AM

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12-14-2018 , 05:57 AM

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I don't get the subway flip one at all. Like any of these commercials how the **** did this get approved and actually used?

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12-15-2018 , 03:28 PM

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I don't get the subway flip one at all. Like any of these commercials how the **** did this get approved and actually used?

They flipped the bottles therefore you want a steak sandwich. Idk, but Marketing is typically discussed as the easiest concentration for Business majors.