I used to like the cornhole song

I see her as sort of a lateral shift of KFC awfulness extending from Jim Gaffigan through Rob Riggle and beyond.

There's a shot of that old guy behind the wheel where he looks really old man-focused on straight ahead and I can't help but imagine a THUMP THUMP where he rolls over a transient and just keeps going without noticing. Also, am I supposed to know who that is?

Nationwide guy singing. Bro wtf are you smiling like that for. GTF off my tv with condescending grin.

Jeep commercial where "go your own way" dramatically comes on at the end. Tilted at the thought of the ad guy fist pumping for making such a "powerful" commercial

Lowe's commercial with some douchebag sitting on a cooler. Other guy wants to get in the cooler, first guy doesn't get off the cooler.

A) nobody would act like that, they'd just stand or get thrown out of party
B) commercial ends up being about making your yard better, which will never help if you invite douchebags over for grilling.

For awhile i would shout "**** you! You think I should know who you are?!"

And then I googled who he is, and now just shout "**** you!"

Older racing fans would easily know who Jackie Stewart is...although admittedly, I don't know many fans of Heineken that drive Jaguars of ANY make (it is sweet seeing the F-Type in a non-Jaguar commercial though). It doesn't help matters, though, that his last race was before many on 2P2 were even BORN.

Yes! I was going to post this! Stupid blind guide.

Most probably don't even remember him as a commentator.

What beer do all your Jaguar driving friends drink?

The part where the sighted person stumbles but he's all steady makes me want to punch babies.

Last gathering saw some Boddingtons on the table (of those that were drinking beer), with some (for unknown reasons) drinking Harp via tap. Also had some Old Speckled Hen in a few of the rounds...

I drag down the average age by a few years...most in the Jaguar clubs tend to be in the over-60 bracket.

I was hinting that your comment was absurd because of course you don't have a lot of Jaguar driving friends. But then you pull out that you belong to Jaguar clubs. lol me.

I'm torn about this one, because I think 99% of the commercial is great. It is the new iPad commercial where grade school kids are learning physics, so they record themselves testing out various concepts (gravity - dropping an egg and watermelon off a bridge, projectile motion - jumping a bike off of an angled ramp, etc.). Its great to promote that kind of learning.

The problem is the scene where, after dropping the watermelon off the bridge, this chubby kid grossly licks the chunks of watermelon off the iPad screen. Like really grossly. Most tablet screens I've seen one solid smear of fingerprints and whatnot from one edge of the screen to the other. The thought of licking a tablet screen makes me want to vomit.

In my attempt to find the video I found an article that discusses this specific part of the commercial, along with video.

https://gizmodo.com/how-many-times-d...pad-1824121382

The first time I saw this commercial, I found it grating due to that non-stop, adult male voice saying stupid **** like "I hate homework...I really hate homework..."

Apple commercials are generally tilt inducing. The current face recognition ones are especially so.

How is it funny that most of seniors are working to the grave?

Yeah, Etrade is pretty terrible lately. Nothing like playing off someone's insecurity to encourage them to make potentially bad financial decisions for your company's profit.

As one of these, I find it not funny at all.

The best-laid plans of mice and men can be sent straight to Hell in a divorce.

"How is it funny that most of seniors are working to the grave?"

It's a weird campaign. But then again, I consider E-trade a notch above a Nigerian scammer in terms of honesty, so whatever....

MM MD

Dropping sick beats is DJ Nana tho!

Hoping an actual virus wipes out everyone at the company

I don't dislike this spot, but it sure sounds to me like an f-bomb is dropped at about the :41 second mark. Maybe I gotta check my hearing.

GM continues to breed cancer with AIDS in their marketing department. Look at this Macaulay Culkin-looking girl doing the face grab in the backseat and tell me she's not an actor. Bull. ****ing. ****.