I really need less larry culpepper and more lil sweet

Leave the boom-box.

Why GEICO breeding penguins have such strong African American men accent

She isn't a doggy lover

Will's mom was great...

The "pay with your face" ad by apple tilt me a lot, and I'm not sure why. Something to do with the actress who is sort of black, sort of white, intentionally wearing crap that makes her look bad. I just for some reason find it unsettling. Especially the last segment where she's wearing a necklace that looks like it was strung together using K-mart Christmas tree bulbs.

MM MD

They have to stop running this thing

The hate for that kid in reddit is hilarious.

" What`s a computer? "

F U, you know GD well what the woman was asking about :P

Who is this Nick Bolton prick I keep seeing with his "Taclight," "No Oridinary Sunglasses" and other products that can be run over by a tank, frozen in a block of ice and keep on going.

" Hi, Nick Bolton here...." - Yeah, and.....who gives a ****.

Verizon can **** right off

It seems like in many infomercials the spokesperson begins by giving their obviously fake name (e.g. "Taylor Baldwin").

I assume it's to make them seem more familiar and trustworthy.

Billy Mays here for Chipotlaway!

Danny Trejo sling commercials are anti-tilting

The new TurboTax campaign is just awful. And this one is freakin' creepy as ****.
What is that thing? Why the hockey mask? Why a female southern accent??
Just bizarre.



Also can't stand the new DirecTV campaign where people love things like gum on their pants and pouring hot coffee on themselves.

lol "girl appears to be both 12 and 58 years old"

I like the DirecTV commercials.

Ahaha, dying reading this rant about our favorite commercial

Is she really so different than other Apple users?

Almost as bad is the iPhone commercial with the emojis, jesus christ

The kid commercial doesn’t bother me at all, the animoji one sends my lawnmower into orbit

i instantly mute commercials. have been for years now. i dont really get why people would just not hit the mute button? i pretty much only watch live sports.

the only time i watch any commercials are in this thread to see how bad they actually are. XD

Focus group commercials where I'm supposed to care what anyone thinks in response to being told by the moderator about Chevy's awards.

"Real People, Not Actors." FFFFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!

Most car commercials are AIDS, but GM, and specifically Buick are next level. As exhibit "A", I present this:



Artificially diverse neighborhood of sheep where one new Buick spawns a whole neighborhood of SUV hell. And speaking of spawn:



This over-fertile spineless cuck dragging his miserable crotch-spawn behind his vacant-eyed slack-jawed cum-dumpster of a wife. DIAF, all of you. Ugh.

I don't have a cable/satellite subscription or even an antenna, but I work in television as a technical director. At times, it is literally my job to watch spots for spec checking and I usually ingest 50-100 new spots each day. While this is a small portion of my job, it doesn't take long to memorize an ad (especially if you witness it running umpteen times per day).

This thread is awesome for me, as I always have someone to commiserate with over awful ads.

Two to add. Not going to look up videos of either of them.

1. The commercial about people with Parkinson's who get visual and audible hallucinations. There is one version of the commercial where the guy with Parkinson's says of his "visitors" - "The plots they unfold...the stories they tell...but only in my mind" or something like that, making it sound like getting Parkinson's is like having Vince Gilligan directing stories in your head. I've had relatives and friends with Parkinson's who also go to support groups, and that quote from the commercial is pure bull****.

2. The commercial for Super-Beets (Beet powder supplement - just add water!). There is one commercial where there is a dude/wannabe actor that I'm 99% sure lied about ever taking Super Beets just so he could be in the commercial. In one scene he is sitting in front of a computer (What's a computer???) with a clear glass mug of Super-Beets juice and totally fakes taking a drink. I mean, it's so obvious that he barely tips the mug back and drinks exactly zero of the juice.

Ok, I lied. Here are the videos:

Super Beets. Phantom sip happens at 1:25.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTFpCICcYYg

LOL at someone recording this commercial from their TV and uploading it to Youtube. Probably the phantom sip dude trying to get extra exposure.


Parkinson's Hallucinations. Starts at around 0:18

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TyP7ZBbp8vQ

Audio quality is terrible.