The new(ish) Verizon guy is pretty cringe.

Old but gold.

Except that's an awesome commercial, dude.

Those commercials where some rich ******* gets a lexus for Christmas.

Phil Mickelson flipping pancakes on a BIG PHARMA commercial is rage inducing.

For whatever reason I can't stand those Folgers commercials where the guy writes "new mitt" on the coffee can for his son. The whole concept has a schmaltzy, white nostalgia for the 50s, right-wing, MAGA vibe that just bugs me. Trump voters probably love it.

Also who saves up spare change for a baseball glove these days? They're like what, 20 bucks? Just buy your kid a glove for chrissake.

Heh totally agree

I kind of like it. It's a bold choice to admit that your coffee is nothing special but it comes in a handy tin.

How about we have one commercial up here in lol Canada that doesn't involve hockey

Or being polite

Aleve has a commercial with a woman who says she takes photos of sunrises, but it's hard to get up because of her painful back.

Then, I don't know, take photos of sunsets instead?

What if she faces East?

It's apparently her job. I'm sure somewhere near her she can find a sunset.

Seems like every GE commercial has something highly annoying...the music in this one is particularly tilting.

Am I the only one who has an R. Crumb/Bill Hicks moment every now and then where it just hits like a ton of bricks how vulgar, cynical and inhumane modern marketing and our consumer culture in general has become? No? Just me? Ok.

This commercial - they're nerds right? They all know freaking programming + chemistry, so apparently they just know every aspect of science or something. Get it?

So... we need nerds. They all have to be unattractive. Because we all know good-looking people aren't smart. But they can't be offensively ugly, like zits or misshapen faces or anything. Just oddly unattractive in just the right way - which won't turn off viewers. Like literally that was the casting call. Hours and hours were spent mulling over just the right level of unattractiveness for the round table of nerds for a 15 second commercial.

This is the epitome of our culture.



Always true.

A youtube video of a ****ty divx rip.

suzzer apparently has very high standards for attractiveness.

And of course I have to sit through a 15 second commercial that I can't skip before viewing that video

I'm basing of normal TV commercial standards, not IRL.

****ing everything about this

Ice cold suggestion ya got there. All I think of is Larry David and CYE when I hear the Golden Rule being applied.

Does anyone know WTF "JD Power and Associates" is? On so many car commercials they tell me they're #1 with them or whatever, like I should nod my head in appreciation "Oh yeah, JD Power, that name means the best cars. Sound honorable at least." It could be a department in these car companies for all I know.

That, and the Kelley Blue Book. Screw those guys for making themselves a thing.

Well KBB has fooled me, because I've used that before. I just don't know the background of these groups, but they're tossed in there under the assumption we buy into it. I did see this on my 30s perusal of JDP's wiki

"Although publicly known for the endorsement value of its product awards, J.D. Power obtains the majority of its revenue from corporations that seek the data collected from J.D. Power surveys for internal use.[1] Companies which have used J.D. Power surveys range from automotive, cellphone, and computer manufacturers to home builders and utility companies. To be able to use the J.D. Power logo and to quote the survey results in advertising, companies must pay a licensing fee to J.D. Power. These advertisement licensing fees, however, form a small part of J.D. Power's revenues, but a substantial portion of earnings"

The Ford Fusion commercial where the couple almost hits an idiot face-chatting on his phone, but the car stops before the accident. The wife looks at the husband and asks, "Did the Fusion just stop?"

Seriously? You window-lickers bought the car and didn't know it had an intelligent braking system? Maybe you're better off letting the car drive, because you people are beyond dumb.