mother of god

Holy ****.


Young people are gross.

Lol, that commercial makes me wonder if the car has a habit of beheading children.

Didn't want to post this without the video, but couldn't find it online, so eff it, I'm posting it anyway.

Commercial for Qunol Coq10, with a bunch of little kids in the beginning who apparently drew pictures of hearts for people whose lives this crap has saved or something. They're holding up their pictures and then they say who the person is.

There's this one kid who I'm pretty sure is supposed to be saying "Grandma", but I swear to God the more times I see this commercial I'm more and more convinced the kid is saying something like "Scramroth".

Also, there's a girl who I think is supposed to be saying "Aunt Stacy" but to me it sounds like she's saying "Aunt Stinky".

Edit: Found the video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytIs-kcxX8g

He's definitely saying "Scram"-something. With headphones on and the volume cranked I'm getting "Scrameyes" out of it, or maybe "Scramoth" (what I originally thought but without the second r).

Lol Scramroth

Re: that Honda commercial, I need access to a time machine nowish to unwatch.

James Garner was a national treasure. But now he's dead. So, **** you.

Oh wow that Honda commercial

Honda commercial is more frightening than most horror movies.

I actually like this commercial.

Subway commercial for their Italian sub, that plays up every Italian stereotype (for a sandwich real Italians would never eat), tilts me pretty hard. "Yo, Frankie! Dat's alotta meat on dat sammich!".

This Honda commercial has been on in every other timeout for every timberwolves game all year. I've probably seen it 200 times. I am tilted every time by "slice of za".

I agree with you that the commercial is a ham-handed play on stereotypes--although as someone who grew up in Staten Island I can say it's not much of an exaggeration.

Holy ****, slice of za is so tilting.

"Pick up game with the boys"

Right? Eating pizza before playing basketball = puking

There's so many of these. They're all awful and they all feature "say one Minnesota thing so the audience knows this is a local commercial". Slice of Za commercial had "I just moved to lower town!" This one has a woman riding a bike in what is clearly Minneapolis saying that she loves "shredding it up in St Paul". I would so swerve into the bike lane if i passed her. "Leeeeffftt!"




And this one has "The big cross country skiing festival is here." What the **** is that? **** you Honda, get off my timberwolves games!

I don't know if "So Cal Helpful Honda" is much better. Usually features a story of Honda helping a poor person pay for something in their life - but not the lease and insurance on a new Honda.

Mo-aww-ta-della? Cap-a-cola? Nice!

Awful commercial. I cannot imagine that the sandwich itself is any better.

This one is just awful. Certified Awfulfied.

Yeah, well, I'm pretty sure I'll be trying that this week.

Yes I understand it's Little Caesars but it needs to be tried.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLbO9yAf2Gw

On the plus side, the daughter looks like Jessica Alba, and I appreciate that.

But the Mom's forehead tilts me every time I see this commercial.

Jesus. Can't her hairdresser talk her into bangs?

That Little Caesar's ad is one of those rare commercials where the food actually looks bad in the commercial too.

I've noticed the USAA ads are stacked with hot women now that I think about it. The sister that serves little food, the zipline girl who pushes the other one off, the one getting married and excited about her honeymoon.

The zipline girls are bumpin' uglies right?