+ 1 to any ad with kids, especially the "aw-shucks-don't-kids-say-the-darndest-things" type ads. Here's an awful local one which has given me a new reason to dread winter every year:
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The only commercials that tilt me are the ones that exceed the speed of sound, so I have to listen to them. If they were a little bit faster, I would have had to listen to them twice.
We Buy Any Car! God, the song melts my brain. And the awful dance and voice-over work don't help much either. Praise Jesus, I haven't seen it in a while. Kars 4 Kids mention made me remember it. Thank a lot.
I would like to douse the lispy guy with a beard and that Indian douche in Ronsonol, and then throw a lit Zippo at them. I would probably find it quite entertaining to watch them run around while they are on fire.
The United Healthcare commercial with the "Dirty Dancing" couple tilted me right off my chair laughing.
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"Get out of your Mom's basement they said. Launch that startup and sell it for a billion dollars they said."
So awful.
From the About Us page of the ad agency that came up with that abomination:
We're a medium-sized dog that thinks like a big dog and runs like a paw-churning puppy. We're a motley blend of different talents jamming together to serve up one bell-ringing punch.
There's a commercial for Stauffers frozen dinners or something, some kind of cheap easy dinner thing, where the family is sitting down to eat and the teenage daughter is telling some story like "Oh and then Miranda was totally like blah blah blah and then like Brittany was like..."
Then she takes a bite of the food and the mom gives the dad a knowing smile, and the sentiment is that "Hey, teenage daughter, shut the **** up, we dont give a **** about your life, dinner time is a time when we all just shut the hell up and mind our own business. Neither of us wants to actually have a conversation with you and no one cares whats going on in your life."
No you're pregnant, you ****ing ******. And chickens don't even get pregnant anyway. Hyachahchaagtfoooo.
It is implied that one or more french fries somehow inserted themselves into a chicken's vagina and impregnated it. Just once show that implied ****. Let's get it all out in the open. Not only that – as humans were supposed to be excited about the chance to devour this horrible mutant abomination to God offspring.
Show the M&M guy screaming in pain as he's being torn limb from limb while watching his own body be eaten by a human woman. Come on commercials either have the balls to show the horror, or stop implying it.