+ 1 to any ad with kids, especially the "aw-shucks-don't-kids-say-the-darndest-things" type ads. Here's an awful local one which has given me a new reason to dread winter every year:

Kars 4 kids has a tv spot now. It's tilting

^^^ To this point I've managed to avoid it. I'd likely have jabbed a letter-opener into my eye otherwise.

The only commercials that tilt me are the ones that exceed the speed of sound, so I have to listen to them. If they were a little bit faster, I would have had to listen to them twice.

We Buy Any Car! God, the song melts my brain. And the awful dance and voice-over work don't help much either. Praise Jesus, I haven't seen it in a while. Kars 4 Kids mention made me remember it. Thank a lot.

Victory auto wreckers in Chicago, they've been using the same commercial for 30 years and knowing the guy in it gets no royalties is tilting

F U SPRINT



ENJOY

Annoying intel commercials.

In the intel commercials is the actor playing the role he has on big bang theory (Sheldon Cooper) or is it just himself Jim Parsons?

It's clearly Jim Parsons because if it was Sheldon, every line would be dripping with "I'm so much smarter than you" sardonic derision.

I would like to douse the lispy guy with a beard and that Indian douche in Ronsonol, and then throw a lit Zippo at them. I would probably find it quite entertaining to watch them run around while they are on fire.

Cottonelle=Commando

Ewwwww.....

That new KFC chicken nuggets commercial with the kids.

The Norms commercial where the little **** won't ride his bike without training wheels is soo tilting.

"dadddyyyyy"

VW "old wives" commercials. I'd rather have a festering boil on my nutsack than watch those nasty old women

MM MD

[X] Annoying announcer
[X] Unnecessary pronunciation guide
[X] Googly-eyed soup slurper

The United Healthcare commercial with the "Dirty Dancing" couple tilted me right off my chair laughing.

"Get out of your Mom's basement they said. Launch that startup and sell it for a billion dollars they said."

So awful.

Color me shocked: "Comments are disabled for this video."


From the About Us page of the ad agency that came up with that abomination:

We're a medium-sized dog that thinks like a big dog and runs like a paw-churning puppy. We're a motley blend of different talents jamming together to serve up one bell-ringing punch.

"French fries and I are pregnant."

No you're pregnant, you ****ing ******. And chickens don't even get pregnant anyway. Hyachahchaagtfoooo.

There's a commercial for Stauffers frozen dinners or something, some kind of cheap easy dinner thing, where the family is sitting down to eat and the teenage daughter is telling some story like "Oh and then Miranda was totally like blah blah blah and then like Brittany was like..."

Then she takes a bite of the food and the mom gives the dad a knowing smile, and the sentiment is that "Hey, teenage daughter, shut the **** up, we dont give a **** about your life, dinner time is a time when we all just shut the hell up and mind our own business. Neither of us wants to actually have a conversation with you and no one cares whats going on in your life."


Hey, idiots, talk to your kids.

LOL i clicked on it and in the first few seconds i thought he was sweating profusely.

It is implied that one or more french fries somehow inserted themselves into a chicken's vagina and impregnated it. Just once show that implied ****. Let's get it all out in the open. Not only that – as humans were supposed to be excited about the chance to devour this horrible mutant abomination to God offspring.

Show the M&M guy screaming in pain as he's being torn limb from limb while watching his own body be eaten by a human woman. Come on commercials either have the balls to show the horror, or stop implying it.

1-877-Kars 4 kids
K-A-R-S Kars 4 kids
1-877-Kars 4 kids
Donate your car to-day

What time is it?
It's Croisanwich time!

RAGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Even more tilting when you learn that the money goes to sending kids to religious schools