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Old 09-18-2011, 04:51 PM   #76
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Old 09-18-2011, 04:59 PM   #77
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College Connection has the most tilting commercials AINEC.

http://youtu.be/aDR28lIRGZw
Wow, Suzi Quatro isn't nearly as old as I thought she was.
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Old 09-18-2011, 05:03 PM   #78
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Any commercial which emasculates men, which is like half of them. Just very irritating to watch. It never really had much potential to be funny in the first place, but god has it been run into the ground.
So many apparently unhappy marriages/relationships in these commercials, where the clever girl has to put up with a buffoon. She gets in a "sick burn" at the end and acts very pleased with herself. But why? There's no indication she's going to divorce or leave the loser so she's pretty much making fun of herself, too.
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Old 09-18-2011, 05:23 PM   #79
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Every time I hear that progressive ad, I want to punch myself in the balls.
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Old 09-18-2011, 05:43 PM   #80
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after a tilting commercial i just watch the ojai valley taxidermy commercial to insta get off tilt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJP1DphOWPs
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Old 09-18-2011, 06:14 PM   #81
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That jlo fiat commercial might be the worst ever made
Except it's not. 2011 is the year of J-Lo and that's one of her top songs.
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Old 09-18-2011, 06:22 PM   #82
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that god forsaken one for 5-hour energy that starts off with some guy singing very loudly, "WHOOOOOOOOOOOOW IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII'M SOOOO TIIIIIIIIIIRED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Old 09-18-2011, 06:30 PM   #83
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Old 09-18-2011, 06:38 PM   #84
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Old 09-18-2011, 06:40 PM   #85
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The Dr. Pepper commercial with Pitbull really bothers me. It's between that one and the Kia hamsters.
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Old 09-18-2011, 06:43 PM   #86
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The UNICEF commercials featuring celebrities.
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Old 09-18-2011, 07:45 PM   #87
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IT'S GOOD MOOD FOOD!!!!
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Old 09-18-2011, 07:49 PM   #88
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IT'S GOOD MOOD FOOD!!!!
makes me want to stab myself in the heart
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Old 09-18-2011, 08:30 PM   #89
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Miller Lite's "More Taste" ads.

Your beer tastes more like crap than Bud Light...good for you.
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Old 09-18-2011, 08:43 PM   #90
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So many apparently unhappy marriages/relationships in these commercials, where the clever girl has to put up with a buffoon. She gets in a "sick burn" at the end and acts very pleased with herself. But why? There's no indication she's going to divorce or leave the loser so she's pretty much making fun of herself, too.
Yeah the Yoplait light commercials or whatever are awful. Empowered wife chats away on the phone while her husband goes to open the fridge "Um, babe... what are you doing??"

OH THE LOOK ON HIS FACE IS PRICELESS. He's like a kid with his hand caught in the cookie jar. His dick has been cut off years ago and yet he still supports this STRONG WHITE FEMALE.

Tons of these "let's make guys look like **** so fat women at home feel empowered and go buy our product" commercials. You deserve it, ladies!

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Old 09-18-2011, 08:43 PM   #91
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I hate commercials where they have like 10-15 different people each say a single word or short sentence.
I can't think of a specific one off hand, but they are really annoying.
ZOMGTHIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Think it was the AT&T commercial talking about deals:
HUGE! HUMONGOUS! REALLY, REALLY LARGE!! BIG!!!

Shut up, fools.

For all we know, they were talking about Johnny Holmes.
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Old 09-18-2011, 08:52 PM   #92
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Yeah it seems like it's designed to appeal to Ugly Betty fans. Some of the psycology of these commercials is interesting.

Like the McDonalds commericial where the girl gives the guy a bunch of dumb nicknames. There's another commercial where this woman teaches her parrot and dog a song. I wonder what demographic they are trying to target with those commericials.
I couldn't make the Ugly Betty connection because I've never seen the show. I actually learned about advertisement strategies in a college course and it's pretty interesting.. and also kind of creepy at times.

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IT'S GOOD MOOD FOOD!!!!
this is the worst.
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Old 09-18-2011, 09:16 PM   #93
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IT'S GOOD MOOD FOOD!!!!
They're trying to get you so that you'll do anything - even eat their restaurant - to get out of the bad mood their commercials put you in
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Old 09-18-2011, 09:20 PM   #94
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There's another commercial where this woman teaches her parrot and dog a song. I wonder what demographic they are trying to target with those commericials.
Probably me because I would bone that chick and let Mr. Butters watch. Not switching to Geico, tho.
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Old 09-18-2011, 10:25 PM   #95
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Re: Commercials That Cause Tilt

KFC ad that goes something like:

"What part of the chicken is the nugget? At KFC we make popcorn chicken."

What part of the chicken is the popcorn?
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Old 09-18-2011, 10:31 PM   #96
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The nissan leaf commercial where all the electric appliances are gas powered is retarded. Where is the energy you use to charge that car coming from?
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Old 09-18-2011, 10:47 PM   #97
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The Nissan "Saved By Zero" commercials from either last year or the year before, which ran approximately 50x during every football game.

The new Miller Lite "Man Card" commercials. You're all a bunch of idiots, STFU about revoking someone's "man card" because they aren't manly enough to drink Miller Lite.

JG Wentworth commercials, which are about selling your structured settlement or annuity. Daytime commercials are aimed at old people, moms, and people sitting at home because they are either lazy, broke, or disabled.

They have all but been retired (thank God), but pretty much every BK commercial featuring that creepy pedo King character.

A horribly bad commercial for some phone for old people (low prices! no contract! big buttons!) that features a really bad actor pretending to be twins.

All McDonald's commercials that try to make MD look like a hip place to drink coffee and hang out.

That Taco Bell commercial where a woman sticks a bacon chalupa or whatever in her purse to attract men.

That goddamn new Old Spice where the guys pants are spewing gold coins. Actually pretty much all the new Old Spice commercials.

The new "super cold" Coors light commercials. How ****ing stupid do you have to be to know if your drink is cold? Jesus Christ, if you need a special bar to figure out if your drink is cold you are too dumb to live, IMO. Same thing with born on dating, or vortex bottles, or any of that crap. Just drink your ****ing weak ass beer and STFU.

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Old 09-18-2011, 10:58 PM   #98
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The King is legit you should take that one back.
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Old 09-18-2011, 11:00 PM   #99
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The King is legit you should take that one back.
Not in this lifetime.
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Old 09-18-2011, 11:04 PM   #100
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These stupid Ford commercials that are mock press conferences with some average Joe sitting there fielding questions about his bad-ass new Ford.
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