That commercial with kids in a classroom that pops up during NBA games. Their voices are so annoying.

1. pretentious chick
2. lol 1mm steaks like come on
3. ugh why the one on the left
4. multiple other things

These are the worst

"the one on the left" is just a dumb joke about how people like to pick out slabs of meat that look better than other nearby slabs.

Her face tilted me by the end.

THE PROBLEM SOLVER FROM WESTERN SKY. GET UP TO BLAH BLAH BLAH PROBLEM SOLVED.

THE PROBLEM SOLVER FROM WESTERN SKY. GET UP TO BLAH BLAH BLAH PROBLEM SOLVED.

the song is 100,000,000,000,000,000,000x more tilting than the commercial.

(what is that, 100 sextillion? ok, we'll go with that.)

100 sextillion times more tilting.

Overly empowered young 20-something female, ok, seen before. She dumps him on a lower rock, ok, par for the course. But an ANTHEM?!?

ugh I know but it's sooooo tilty

I just don't get how people presumably in the demographic to buy a jetta (ie. exactly this girl) don't get offended by that commercial if they know what it's doing

STOP TILTING ME 1mm STEAK OMG

idk, there's something to be said for the 'hawk snatches chihuahua' segment. that got a chuckle out of me.

also, people think the genie is hot? she seems so disinterested and plastic.

and that rock climbing commercial is so much tiltler WHY THE HELL DID I OPEN THIS THREAD

wow that is soooooo bad for like 10000 reasons

confirmed monkey tilt

That song leaves the gate open. For murder.

This one. This one drives me insane. I actually have to mute it when it comes on, like even if I'm completely distracted doing something else when this commercial comes on the radio I'm instantly pulled away and locked into finding how to mute it as quickly as possible.

I'm sorry but people speaking German still give me the creeps.

You and I should be friends. I love everything you wrote here.

Someone explained that the guy and girl in the commercial really are elite world-class rock climbers. OK that's cool. They are showcasing these elite world-class rock climbers. Yet they make no mention or allusion to who the **** they are. You don't even know if the girl poking her face down at the beginning is the same one shown up on the rock later. Why "showcase" these 2 people if you aren't even going to tell us who they are? You are just leaching off their accomplishments to sell your lame product, without giving any credit whatsoever. Someone would have to literally know exactly what Meghan Brown's (or whatever her name is) face looks like to know that is her.

The anthem is amazingly terrible. It reminds me of a girl who sings and everyone tells her how amazing and unique her voice is but when you really listen to it it's just some girl yelling. Song was probably produced on an Apple computer by some unemployed, unclean douchebags.

HEY WHEN I SEE AN OPEN GATE I RUN THROUGH IT AND THEN FIND A MOUNTAIN TO CLIMB! I'm ready to charge consumer products on my credit card!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!!!!!111 RAGE

what about the "somebody mashed potatoes" version?

citi now responsible for the 2 most tilting commercials on tv

Oh God yes. Whoever is greenlighting these needs to be murdered. I forgot about the Alicia Keys commercial.

And how lame is that dude? His girlfriend dumped him for being boring so he spends more money on his card to go to events and stalk famous people he doesn't know? Wow.

The girl who dumps him is really cute though - kinda looks like Jennifer Connelly.

Citi WOAT company.

Ugh...exactly my thought every time that comes on. They made it seem like AK smiling and nodding at him at the end helped provide some validation or something (or implied that she was actually into this random fan with the stupid Citi lanyard, which is even more lol).

There's nothing worse than someone actively trying to be interesting, by doing stereotypically "cool" stuff they'd never do if they didn't care so much about other people's opinions. I mean, I have some hobbies and ****, if you find them interesting, we'll talk about 'em, if not, we won't. I know I'm pretty boring and I just own it.

But have you been dumped for being boring?

Jack Daniels, thinking just because people drink it, it's been "on tour" forever.

The Guiness Black Lager commercials.

Not that I know of. If so, though, I'd just look for someone on the same boringness level as me.

I boned Alicia Keys 2 weeks after getting my Citi card. That commercial is 100% accurate.

And Giada on the same night. That card is magic.

I bet Giada's GIANT HEAD gives GREAT HEAD

This x 10000000000000

Obviously when it comes on the car radio I'm sure you just instantly hit any button to turn it off (standard operating procedure), but what do you do when you're 30 feet away from the source? Or it comes on the radio in a store that you're at? Or in a friends car?

I ask because I'm trying to figure out the best possible gameplan from now on for any situation that may arise where this commercial pops up, Thanks.