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01-07-2013 , 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by CharlieKelly
That stupid ****ing Golden Corral one where the kid is doing his math homework. What the hell is Golden Corral anyway, and stop lying kid. We know math isn't your best subject.
holy crap.

swear I just saw this and came to complain about it. the stupid dad saying "honey, we goin to golden corral" is the worst part. they advertise this place so much yet I'm pretty sure we don't have one even close to us. I guess they're planning on opening them soon, b/c they used to do the same thing with Sonic.
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01-07-2013 , 09:32 PM
AT&T U Verse commercial where some punk 12 year old is telling a couple of 8 year old's how easy they have it because "back in the day" they couldn't watch TV in different rooms or in the garage or something. The 8 year old's are pretty much thinking the same thing I am - STFU already.
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01-07-2013 , 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Conz
holy crap.

swear I just saw this and came to complain about it. the stupid dad saying "honey, we goin to golden corral" is the worst part. they advertise this place so much yet I'm pretty sure we don't have one even close to us. I guess they're planning on opening them soon, b/c they used to do the same thing with Sonic.
Hahaha, were you watching MLB network? Thats like 70% of what I watch and I swear they play it 10 times every 2 hours.
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01-07-2013 , 10:15 PM
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Originally Posted by CharlieKelly
Hahaha, were you watching MLB network? Thats like 70% of what I watch and I swear they play it 10 times every 2 hours.
mlb network has awful commercials themself, nearly always an annoying song and they play the same commercial block every other commercial break.

i wanna post my blog dammit, but ill get banned (and flamed) I haven't been keeping up with it but this thread is inspiring
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01-07-2013 , 10:36 PM
Subway adults talking like kids, women taking the sandwich from the guy to be his " girlfriend " some of the worst ever they make me always go to Quiznos or another sub shop when I have the option.
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01-07-2013 , 10:42 PM
I posted previously about the KitKat commercial. Just awful. I dive for the remote every time it comes on.
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01-07-2013 , 10:47 PM
Conz, where the hell do you live that you don't know what Sonic or Golden Corral is?

Golden Corral is a place where human trash gather and eat bad homestyle buffet food. They serve cotton candy and they now have a chocolate fountain. I am not kidding - that's how ***** trash they are.

I ate there once and got sick. There's one about a mile from my house. It's basically a poor man's Cracker Barrel.
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01-08-2013 , 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Conz, where the hell do you live that you don't know what Sonic or Golden Corral is?

Golden Corral is a place where human trash gather and eat bad homestyle buffet food. They serve cotton candy and they now have a chocolate fountain. I am not kidding - that's how ***** trash they are.

I ate there once and got sick. There's one about a mile from my house. It's basically a poor man's Cracker Barrel.
central NJ. they advertised Sonic for years before we got one remotely close, now they're popping up all over. There isn't a Golden Corral near me, but apparently there are 5 in Jersey. I've never ever driven by one
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01-08-2013 , 12:27 AM
It's just a big sit-down buffet type restaurant full of white people with a minimum BMI of 30. Lots of screaming kids named Travis and Tyler and stuff. I don't recall an overabundance of teeth. I ate there once like 10 years ago just because it was there and I felt sick and the food was not at all good so I never went back. I may go back sometime soon as a novelty. I'm not kidding that they now have commercials talking about their cotton candy and chocolate fountain.
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01-08-2013 , 07:14 AM
Worst commercial I've ever seen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KjsY...layer_embedded

Whoever first thought that twitter theme film commercials were a good idea should be shot and fired.
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01-08-2013 , 12:27 PM
I have 2:

"I'd like a McDonalds coffee please"
"Sir, this is a hotel"
"But, when I checked in, the guy said 'anything we can do to make your stay pleasant'"
"Well, we did say that......."

And, the commercials about the weight gain supplement that allowed some stupid bitch to "achieve her womanly curves back"

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oohhh.. I just thought of another that is probably local to NYC. Some guy and girl are texting back and forth about colleges and the girl recommends some stupid non-accredited for-profit school that would probably hurt your chances to get a job more than having no degree at all, then we find out THEY HAVE BEEN IN THE SAME ROOM THE ENTIRE TIME!!!!
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01-08-2013 , 12:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Golfing_Stud
Subway adults talking like kids, women taking the sandwich from the guy to be his " girlfriend " some of the worst ever they make me always go to Quiznos or another sub shop when I have the option.
Same here. I don't get it.
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01-08-2013 , 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Conz, where the hell do you live that you don't know what Sonic or Golden Corral is?

Golden Corral is a place where human trash gather and eat bad homestyle buffet food. They serve cotton candy and they now have a chocolate fountain. I am not kidding - that's how ***** trash they are.

I ate there once and got sick. There's one about a mile from my house. It's basically a poor man's Cracker Barrel.
Ive heard of said restaurants but never been. In Buffalo there arent any golden corral's or Sonic's.
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01-08-2013 , 01:29 PM
I wonder how many takes they do for the Flex Seal commercials. Every time they come on I imagine the director saying, "CUT! We're looking for a little more Sylvester the cat, so can we give it another go?"
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01-08-2013 , 01:45 PM
The Core 2 Duo commercials that didn't give any information whatsoever about the processor. If I were an engineer that worked on that project I would be pretty pissed when my hard work, innovation, time, and results were reduced to someone wagging their finger with a caption of "Multiply your possibilities." That's insulting. They don't list any specs, new characteristics, or even improvements over previous models. They're advertising a product without saying anything about the product.

As bad as some car commercials are, most of them at least accomplish telling you how many cylinders the engine has.

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01-08-2013 , 01:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Clare Quilty
but afaik it's not like East St. Louis or North Las Vegas or w/e

She actually drives through East St. Louis in the commercial.
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01-08-2013 , 01:57 PM
Any Wendy's commercial with Dave Thomas' daughter in it
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01-08-2013 , 02:30 PM
Eddie Money GEICO commercial. Dude needs an anvil dropped on his loony head.
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01-08-2013 , 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
Eddie Money GEICO commercial. Dude needs an anvil dropped on his loony head.
And where did his rhotacism come from?
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01-08-2013 , 03:20 PM
Probably not from Pawadise.
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01-08-2013 , 08:12 PM
These were running about ten times per Oakland A's game last year, as a fan of the A's and live sports I hate everyone in them now. ( Even the semi hot women in featured in the second clip )






Also shown on the A's games many times per broadcast were these gems. AAMCO makes many of these spots the newer ones have the car sounds dubbed in instead of the " actors " making the noises.



I am thinking these may be regional so I thought I'd share the videos.

Last edited by Golfing_Stud; 01-08-2013 at 08:18 PM. Reason: Added AMMCO to the mix.
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01-09-2013 , 01:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Aceium
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This one too. Just a bunch of idiots dancing and making snapping noises with their computers. Doesn't tell you a damn thing about the product.
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01-09-2013 , 02:15 AM
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Originally Posted by A-Rod's Cousin
It's just a big sit-down buffet type restaurant full of white people with a minimum BMI of 30. Lots of screaming kids named Travis and Tyler and stuff. I don't recall an overabundance of teeth. I ate there once like 10 years ago just because it was there and I felt sick and the food was not at all good so I never went back. I may go back sometime soon as a novelty. I'm not kidding that they now have commercials talking about their cotton candy and chocolate fountain.


HAHAHA it's basically Idiocracy: The restaurant

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01-09-2013 , 02:27 AM


corral: A pen or enclosure for confining or capturing livestock.
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01-09-2013 , 03:40 AM
I just saw this commercial for the first time a minute ago and couldn't really believe what I was watching. Not tilting but I didn't know where else to post it, I thought it was hilarious

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