None of this mattered, tho. I was finally in Harar, which I had been excited about ever since first reading about
the hyena whisperers.
The hyena whisperers are a couple of guys who feed wild hyenas each night at the edge of the walled town. The story goes that Harar used to have problem with the hyenas raiding their village, so they decided to befriend them instead of killing them, and accomplished that by feeding them every evening to dissuade them from killing livestock. Hyenas still roam the streets in the evenings but it's mostly to eat the organic trash that people leave outside their doorsteps for them.
First I met up with a local guide, Testi, who I had texted on arrival:
Testi was a tuk-tuk driver / guide who spoke perfect English with an American accent and said that he got a lot of business from American referrals. He was fantastic and I totally understand why he had so much word-of-mouth buzz. He showed up on time every time, never tried to cheat me or pressure me into doing anything I wasn't interested in, and so on. He was a little expensive at about 900 birr/day (about $30USD) compared to other guides, but things in Ethiopia are so cheap overall that it is irrelevant and he was worth every penny.
We hopped in the tuk-tuk at dusk and headed out to a clearing just outside of the town, where one of the hyena whisperers was hanging out waiting for the dark. Not long after dark, the whisperer started hooting and calling to the darkness, and it didn't take too long for the hyenas to show up:
they were skittish and mostly stayed out at the edge of the clearing so you could only see eyes glowing in the darkness (see the white dots?), which is a bit of an eerie feeling. Every so often, the dude would toss out some meat scraps and they'd cautiously wander in to snatch them up:
getting closer and closer each time. After a bit, the whisperer called me over to sit next to him, and my guide managed to snap these sweet photos:
that's a bit of meat on the stick. The white dot over to the right is a set of hyena eyes in the darkness.
Dude lures them over, then holds the meat over your head, which causes the hyena to stand on you to get at it:
You can also bite one end of that little stick to hold it in your mouth while dangling a piece of meat off of it and feed them that way as well a la Lady & the Tramp. Did that, too. Can confirm hyenas have really bad breath.
I'm about 5'10" / 178cm & 165lb / 75kg, for scale.
These are
spotted hyenas, which are larger than striped hyenas and kill most of their own food rather than scavenging. They have insane bite force which allows them to crack open giraffe femurs and eat pretty much any part of an animal.
These ones are habituated to humans but still wild.
This was probably not one of the smarter things I've ever done, but it was absolutely exhilarating. I've been up close with a lot of different large wild carnivores, including bears, lions, sharks, etc, but it's something else entirely to interact with one like this.
This is not exactly a legit sanctioned tourist activity, and I'm sure some idiot will eventually do something stupid and end up getting bitten or mauled, resulting in the government stepping in and stopping the practice, so if you want to experience this, probably better to schedule a visit sooner rather than later.