That minibus is supposed to hold 12 people. There were 24 of us in there, lol. Constantly stopping at police checkpoints all the way. We probably spent more time stopped than actually moving. Each time the driver had to get out and negotiate with the police how much the bribe would be.
The border crossing from Malawi into Mozambique was memorable. The exit process from Mal was no big deal. The Moz entry, however.. the Moz border guards went thru all my bags and questioned some stuff but eventually let me go thru without incident. They were perplexed that I was lugging around all the dumb coins I've been lugging around. They were also very curious about why I was carrying around so many empty Ziploc bags. Doubt I explained it well, but they let me keep them.
I also managed to hide the one pocket in my backpack where my USD is stashed. It's the only part of my stuff that they didn't go thru, which was nice. It's nerve wracking (and my nerves are not easily wracked these days) to have any kind of border control go thru your cash, especially somewhere like Moz where the police are absolutely notorious for corruption. Started having flashbacks to the experience in Bulgaria where the police did find my cash and it seemed like things might go sideways for a bit.
But they didn't find that pocket, so all was well. They did search literally everything else I had with me. The most thorough search I've had to date by far. I don't speak much Portuguese but I do have some Spanish and so we kind of had a capish?ing conversation during the process. They don't get many mzungu going thru that border so they were curious about me.
The one thing that they did try to confiscate was my malarial test kits & treatment meds. They said that I couldn't bring them in without being a doctor. Luckily that was early in the search, and they seemed to eventually forget about them. Mostly I think they were just looking for a bribe. They also wanted to confiscate some biscuits (cookies) I had, I assume because they were hungry. That was also forgotten when they found the coins.
After getting thru the Moz search (as well as a far less intrusive Mal exit search), I walked over to the immigration building and got the visa sorted. Kinda got a little scammed here when the officer asked if I had Moz kwacha to pay with and I said no but I'd go get some and he said no no you can pay in USD. Ended up overpaying relative to what it would have cost in kwacha but it was getting late and I didn't want to still be at the border at night.
A bicycle taxi guy had been following me around ever since I got off the bus, and he seemed honest enough, so I let him take me to the black market forex guys that hang out at every border. I exchanged the last of my Mal kwacha for Moz kwacha and the forex guy that I dealt with was the complete opposite of the usual guy. This guy was clean cut, well dressed, didn't try to pull any of the exchange scams, and we both agreed on a rate that was not too far from the interbank rate while still giving him a decent profit. We laughed when we both pulled out our phones and called up XE at the same time. I ended up triple checking the notes he gave me just because I was so amazed at how smoothly everything had gone and figured I must have been missing something, but nope, everything was perfect. Best black market currency exchange I've ever done!
Now that I had some Moz kwacha, I was able to pay the bicycle taxi guy for a ride into Milange:
that's from sitting on the seat behind him as he pedaled along. We had agreed on a price which of course he tried to change halfway thru. I didn't budge, but I offered him a bonus if he would teach me some Portuguese as we traveled, which he did.
Spent the night in Milange without any evidence of spice flowing, and got another chicken bus the next morning to Mocuba, another town about 200km further inland. Most of the bus drivers have their nickname or something like that stickered on the top of the windshield and this one was no exception:
not quite sure why Relax Boy is pulling his boxers up like that, but he did get me a pineapple Fanta at one of the stops along the way so we're all good.
Mocuba is a pretty small place, and I only stayed there to break up the ride to the much larger town of Nampula. One thing I started to notice was that bicycle taxis were everywhere:
which is a trend I'd continue to see all over Moz, even more so than in Mal.
Also managed to lock up some Moz chicken wings:
which were superior to any chicken wings I've ever had before, and I've had the good stuff from down in Carolina from the locals.
Everyone in Moz speaks Portuguese and very few people speak English, but my Spanish was enough to get by since many words are the same or at least similar: