Speaking of those almuerzos, here's a first course:
That's a slice of watermelon, a lemonade, some kind of drink that tasted like dishwashing fluid, and chicken soup. Followed by:
Fried pork(?) over rice with veggies and fries. There was also some kind of little tart at the end as well. Total price for all of the above? $2.75USD.
Don't let the dishwashing liquid fool you. The real prize drink in Ecuador is the freshly made juices. What can I say about the juices in Ecuador? I've never been much of a juice person, other than lemonade and limeade, and of course orange juice during breakfast. When I moved down to the Caribbean, I widened my range to include passionfruit and a few others, but never really went full on juice fiending. Well, maybe a little for the kiwi-strawberry goodness you find in the Dominican Republic.
Ecuador finally pushed me over the edge. Every place that we ate had at least a few different juices, all of them freshly made to order. All the standard stuff you can think of like strawberry, mango, orange, passionfruit, apple, etc.. and then a bunch that you can't, because you've never heard of them. Instead of paying lolUSA#1 prices of like $4-6 for a large juice, we were paying around $1-3. It was glorious. I easily drank 2x my bodyweight in fresh made passionfruit juice alone during our time in Ecuador. I felt like a junkie.
The trip up the Quito was in a large passenger bus, similar to what you'd find in the US for inter-city transit. There was a movie playing up front for the first few hours, then lights out as it was an overnighter. They kept the AC blasting, and the seats were not that comfortable, so I was constantly shifting around trying to get comfortable. It was just the female crew and I heading up the Quito, the Aussie wife/kids flew back to AU from Bahia, and the father was waiting for his father to fly in to be the 4th crew.
I'd like to say the trip up to Quito was uneventful, and I suppose it was, right up until the bus made it into town. It didn't stop at a bus station, just some random street in a super sketchy part of the city. Everyone pretty much ran off the bus and instantly disappeared. Me and the other crew were a little surprised at this, but we scrambled to get our stuff and get off the bus, then walked until we found a section of town were taxis were, because they sure as well stayed away from La Sketchyria.
After we eventually flagged a taxi, we headed to the hotel we had booked, and at checkin I discovered that my passport was missing. It had fallen out of my pocket at some point on either the bus or in the taxi. Most likely in the bus during the mad scramble to get off. I'm super protective of my passport, so this was a bit of a sad. Reception contact the bus company, no luck there. US passports are in pretty high demand on the black market, so I instantly gave up hope of recovering it and instead just contacted the USA#1 embassy in Quito to report it lost.
I won't go into the detail of the headaches that were involved with dealing with a lost passport other than to say I strongly recommend that you never lose yours or let it get stolen. I had to go to a bunch of different government agencies, including the local police, the immigration police, the immigration administration, the US embassy (4 times), and jump through a ton of hoops.
US embassies have the ability to issue temporary passports to US citizens in the event of a lost/stolen passport. It looks like a normal passport, but with only a couple of pages, and a 1 year default expiry period. It's intended to get you home to the US so you can get a new passport. They can also order you a regular passport as well, which takes a lot longer. What I found out was that they hate giving out temp passports. Because of the time restrictions I was dealing with (a fixed departure date for French Polynesia), I needed a passport immediately, which meant a temporary, because a regular would not arrive in time. Despite explaining this, they insisted on ordering me a regular passport, assuring me they'd issue a temp if the regular didn't arrive in time.
Of course, the regular did not arrive in time, and so I was sitting at the embassy all day on the final day before I had to fly down to Bahia (decided to fly instead of bus back to maximize time in Quito for passport), only for them to close down all the windows and shut down for the day. I went up and pleaded, and they finally relented and told me to sit back down and they'd get me a temporary passport. Twenty minutes later, I walked out the door with my temporary passport. I was glad to have it, but also fuming that it only took 20 minutes to accomplish, after I had spent the last five days running around nonstop jumping through hoops because they were so insistent that they'd be able to get me a regular one on time.
I did manage to carve away one afternoon to check out the Quito botanical gardens, as they were located near the immigration police headquarters:
They had a huge selection of orchids. One of, if not the largest variety in the world. I don't care much for flowers, but I do like orchids.
Also managed to find a can of artichokes, which I hadn't been able to locate in Colon, Panama City, or Bahia:
and made sure to
go up the skylift next to the city to the Cruz Lomo lookout, which is about 13k feet altitude:
My original plan was to hike up to the top of the volcano:
but losing the passport threw a monkey wrench into that plan and I had to scrap it in favor of trying to explain what happened with my passport to various authorities in my terribad gringo Spanish.
There were still some nice views up there from the lookout, though: