The cheap toilet seat bidets are too great to explain. The first forum I ever joined was for the tool brand rigid and was mostly plumbers. It had political strife, gun debates, all kinds arguments and trolling about pricing and sharing knowledge for free with would be customers...just like this place. The very most heated thread in history was over toilet seat bidets. One big anti faction was the drain cleaning group who claimed to make 25-50% of their yearly nut unclogging toilet lines that had been ****ed up by people using "flushable" moist wipes and baby wipes.
Anyway I got to try a fancy Japanese toilet seat bidet once and it's a brand new world from that day forward. Never felt better. There is no excuse to rub dry, bleached paper across the dirtiest part of your body when you can use water just like you would to wash anything else in life. The best single argument I read in that forum was "if you every get a poke through do you just wipe your finger with paper or wash it with water after?"
Here's the one I bought. Super cheap, I'd pay 10x.
https://www.amazon.com/Luxe-Bidet-Ne...let+seat+bidet
Also upgraded my deadbolts to the electronic keypad version. It is smart house connectable which I plan to do at some point, but not having to root in three different pockets to fish out my keys when I have my hands full of groceries, briefcase and gym bag, or even when they are empty feels like a win every time. Plus I have programmed it to auto-lock after 30 seconds so I don't have to worry about me, the wife or kids forgetting.
https://www.amazon.com/Schlage-Conne...schlage+keypad
Both of these are the types of purchases that make me think about how I am glad I discovered them every single time I use them which is daily.
ETA one more. My boss who is a young rich VP put me onto the chase sapphire reserve card. I never considered a card with a fee before, and this one is $450, but it is worth it and has already paid for itself the first 6 weeks.
-$300 travel credit every year
-free tsa pre reimbursement
-free airport lounge membership
-3x points on travel or restaurant
-price match on all purchases
For Amazon heads if you put all your purchases in your cart after you buy them it will inform you of price drops
-all kinds of travel insurance for lost bags, cancellation protection, blah blah blah
-extra year on manufacturers warranty on anything you buy
-purchase protection for anything you buy including if you break it or lose it yourself. My boss got a brand new phone after dropping his and shattering it.
-if you spend 4K in the first three months you get 100,000 points also which is $1500 in travel
There is more stuff too. Maybe a lot of the ballers ITT already know about this stuff but it surprised the crap out of me. I already got 4 of my fellow pleb friends to sign up for it.
Last edited by Johnny Truant; 12-15-2016 at 02:30 AM.