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Got a good chuckle out of this one.

OP,

You obviously suck at life. I recommend you electrify your toilet seat as a constant future reminder of your epic stupidity.

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11-18-2008 , 08:53 AM

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MortalWombat

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I had the same problem after finishing my patio. I had a half bag of concrete left when I was finished. I thought tiolets took care of everything.

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11-18-2008 , 10:01 AM

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BeccaGo

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Best. Thread. EVER.

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11-18-2008 , 10:14 AM

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GREEAR10

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Originally Posted by adsman

Got a good chuckle out of this one.

OP,

You obviously suck at life. I recommend you electrify your toilet seat as a constant future reminder of your epic stupidity.

Yes, at 21 I can afford pretty much damn near anything I want. Drive a sick ass Cadillac...Will surely have a net worth of 1 Million+ by the time in 25...have absolutly 0 obligations thus allowing me to travel or do whatever the fk I want basically...but yeah I suck at life because I'm lazy and flushed cat litter down the toilet.

Random trolls ftw.

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11-18-2008 , 10:18 AM

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diddy!

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You are getting so much hate, but don't feel bad I used to put my cat litter down the toilet. Not the hard piss clumps, just the little pieces of crap with rocks on them. Sounds like you are dumping the entire litter box in the toilet and then trying to flush which is where you are going wrong. FWIW, now I just throw everything away in the trash.

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11-18-2008 , 10:22 AM

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Pocket Trips

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Originally Posted by GREEAR10

You suck at life because you think this makes you great at life.

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11-18-2008 , 10:25 AM

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GREEAR10

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You suck at life because you think this makes you great at life.

Wait, wait...I thought I sucked at life because I dumped cat litter in a toilet? What, the trolls are changing their story since they were proved wrong? Shocker. For all you know I could of made up everything I just said...but because I said it that is the real reason why I suck at life? lollllz.

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11-18-2008 , 10:31 AM

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Pocket Trips

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wow! are you REALLY this dumb??? For your sake I hope not.

Oh yeah and this

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11-18-2008 , 10:32 AM

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otnemem

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So you never scoop the litter? That means that you're either waiting for the whole box to fill up with piss and ****, which is ****ing disgusting, or you're dumping a lot of clean litter down the toilet and wasting a ****load of money.

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11-18-2008 , 10:32 AM

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otnemem

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OP, have you considered that you might suck at life for a multitude of reasons?

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11-18-2008 , 10:35 AM

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wet work

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Just call a plumber. Seems better than digging around in the toilet no?

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11-18-2008 , 10:43 AM

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Pappy Van Winkle

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Haven't read everything & don't understand what the bleach would do but don't go wild & use any type of drain cleaner (acid). This just doesn't work through toilets (let alone long-term in pipes) & really pisses off the plumber.
If you take the toilet apart (off it's base) I'm sure you can fix the blockage.

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11-18-2008 , 11:53 AM

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adsman

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Originally Posted by GREEAR10

What me worry?

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11-18-2008 , 12:32 PM

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evil twin

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Originally Posted by Pappy Van Winkle

If you take the toilet apart (off it's base) I'm sure you can fix the blockage.

Yeah that's a job he's going to be able to handle.

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11-18-2008 , 12:35 PM

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evil twin

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Originally Posted by GREEAR10

...but yeah I suck at life because I'm lazy and flushed cat litter down the toilet.

People who own cats who are also lazy do not usually end up flushing cat litter down the toilet. In fact I would go so far as to suggest being lazy has nothing whatever to do with why you flushed it down the toilet.

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11-18-2008 , 12:41 PM

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Noah.

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Originally Posted by evil twin

People who own cats who are also lazy do not usually end up flushing cat litter down the toilet. In fact I would go so far as to suggest being lazy has nothing whatever to do with why you flushed it down the toilet.

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11-18-2008 , 12:45 PM

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haha, lol

Seconding the comment about never cleaning it out and instead just waiting until it gets disgusting and then getting rid of the whole thing. I really hope he doesn't do that. With multiple cats it starts to get gross after 2-3 days. I once let it go for like six days and they got upset and refused to use it and started pissing on my clothes. I don't do that anymore. Imagine a third world gas station bathroom. That's what it gets like after a few days. Particularly the covered ones.

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11-18-2008 , 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by GREEAR10

and you have a roommate and can't hire someone to clean your cat ****, and don't own a balla toilet that eats cat **** for breakfast.

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11-18-2008 , 02:09 PM

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otnemem

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Originally Posted by GREEAR10

OP, you're pretty balla.

Can you be a douchebag for other reasons than not making money in America?

EDIT: Wat.

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11-18-2008 , 02:13 PM

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Noah.

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and you have a roommate and can't hire someone to clean your cat ****, and don't own a balla toilet that eats cat **** for breakfast.

well he gives himself 4 years to get to a million. obviously he is currently grinding $6 SNGs but he is projecting success going forward.

also, he's not gonna make it to a million if he wastes all his money on a solo apartment, pooper scooper, or super toilet.

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11-18-2008 , 02:28 PM

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i don't know why i consistently pass over threads that look insanely stupid, only to be reminded that insanely stupid threads are awesome. i had no idea how cat litter/clogged toilet could go together - and that's because they don't.

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11-18-2008 , 02:32 PM

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27offsuit

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Roto-Rooter, that's the name...
And away go troubles down the drain...

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11-18-2008 , 02:38 PM

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EvilSteve

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Please find those cats a nice home. Or at least abandon them somewhere and give them a chance.

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11-18-2008 , 04:59 PM

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Bucky-Dat

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Originally Posted by GREEAR10

Only at the very bottom where the water goes in/out is there actual cat litter. It has to be compacted or something? I dont know.

Any ideas for me to improve the situation would be greatly appreciated...

You might try pouring some Quikrete on top of the compacted litter to help force it down the toilet.

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