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04-22-2018 , 10:50 PM
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I start to smell as soon as i sit down at the poker table. I wash myself put deodorant on and the works but i always seem to end up smelling like absolute ****. It's not a normal body odor smell either its like a mildewy death smell and its very potent. At first i thought it was my clothes but I bought a new outfit solely to see if it was and its not. Any ideas?
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04-22-2018 , 10:53 PM
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04-22-2018 , 11:01 PM
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04-22-2018 , 11:14 PM
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There was that kid in Freaks and Geeks that always smelled no matter what. I think he just had to accept it.
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04-22-2018 , 11:19 PM
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04-22-2018 , 11:48 PM
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Maybe you are that superhero the Swamp Thing.
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04-23-2018 , 12:50 AM
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Just go with it man, let em eat ****ing cake
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04-23-2018 , 01:00 AM
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Smoke a cigar, that will disguise the smell or fart a lot and give really offended looks to the person sitting directly next to you.
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04-23-2018 , 01:26 AM
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Pics of new outfit?
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04-23-2018 , 01:42 AM
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Unless you have some bizarre medical condition or have severe vaginosis, it has to be some kind of cloth you’re exposing yourself to. Main culprits could be your bed or your shower towel.
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04-23-2018 , 03:55 AM
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It's probably the poker gods punishing you for the atrocious way you routinely play pocket Aces.
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04-23-2018 , 04:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by LimpAA
I start to smell as soon as i sit down at the poker table. I wash myself put deodorant on and the works but i always seem to end up smelling like absolute ****. It's not a normal body odor smell either its like a mildewy death smell and its very potent. At first i thought it was my clothes but I bought a new outfit solely to see if it was and its not. Any ideas?
How do you know that you smell? Did anyone give you a hint?

Is it only at the poker table?

Did you try a change of shower soap and a different deo?

Any medical conditions?
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04-23-2018 , 05:49 AM
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I'd go see a dermatologist.
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04-23-2018 , 07:57 AM
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Shower towel is the culprit if real
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04-23-2018 , 10:56 AM
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Reminds me of this scene

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04-23-2018 , 11:52 AM
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04-23-2018 , 11:54 AM
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You're probably undead and just haven't realized it yet.
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04-23-2018 , 12:03 PM
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Come out of the closet and into the light a little more often.
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04-23-2018 , 12:09 PM
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maybe it's the poker table
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04-23-2018 , 12:24 PM
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Use clinical strength antiperspirant on armpits and other flaps of body fat.
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04-23-2018 , 01:18 PM
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check the bottom of your shoes you probably stepped in dog ****
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04-23-2018 , 01:27 PM
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It's probably the poker gods punishing you for the atrocious way you routinely play pocket Aces.
After checking OP's screenname, .

OP, go to the doctor.
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04-23-2018 , 03:13 PM
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We need more info to know what variables you've controlled for. Are you sure that you sho up at the poker table smelling fine (and how do you know?) and that you then leave smelling like mildew (and again, how do you know?)? Where is the smell primarily coming from (underarms, fabric of clothes, etc.)?
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04-23-2018 , 08:39 PM
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OP is Paul Magriel?
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04-23-2018 , 09:48 PM
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body probably having trouble breaking down some nasty stuff and the anxiety/stress from poker table makes it come shooting out of your pores. get into ketosis, if you have cysts do warm compress, drink heaps of water, masturbate like cray, etc
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