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03-04-2015 , 08:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kioshk
I'm not familiar at all with granddam's work. I take it she's an elderly lady.
Not elderly, seasoned if you don't mind. Lady? Not so much. Also, experienced, mellow, charming, intelligent, brazen, delightful, fun. I could go on and on, but, 100 words, alas.
03-04-2015 , 08:29 PM
so you prefer "old" and "woman"?
03-04-2015 , 08:30 PM
You post a lot like old Tyler, no offense.
03-04-2015 , 08:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by problemeliminator
I'm really really hoping it is.
It is.
03-04-2015 , 08:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarchist
so you prefer "old" and "woman"?
I don't prefer it, I'm stuck with it.
03-04-2015 , 08:42 PM
it was a joke
03-04-2015 , 08:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by kioshk
You post a lot like old Tyler, no offense.
I've read his blog. I think he might occasionally smoke stuff.
03-04-2015 , 08:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarchist
it was a joke
I typed I prefer "young" and "man" originally.
03-04-2015 , 09:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
It is.
Tell her you'd love to go but you can't find a sitter.
03-05-2015 , 12:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Anarchist
so you prefer "old" and "woman"?
Crone combines both in a very efficient way.
03-05-2015 , 12:31 AM
Yes, that's the bit©h of it. If you're fat, you can diet, if you're ugly, plastic surgery can fix you right up. When you're old, no matter how much paint you slap on it, well, you're still old.

But, it sure as hell beats the alternative. At least, so far.
03-05-2015 , 01:58 AM
heavens to betsy granddam is replying at a rastamouse pace.
03-05-2015 , 02:03 AM
OOT LC $tat$ since 2009.

2009 top poasters:

27offsuit1496
Dids1318
P Chippa1235
Noah.983
RayPowers972
FlyWf828
General Tsao819
killa768
Triumph36752
divides_by_zero743

2010 top poasters:

27offsuit1530
Dids1213
stabn883
RayPowers823
Omar Comin679
killa573
LFS565
divides_by_zero552
Anacardo546
P Chippa520

2011 top posters:

Dids1416
27offsuit1127
LFS1109
killa925
Clare Quilty881
divides_by_zero695
2/325Falcon603
oddjob601
Omar Comin579
microbet578

2012 top posters:

Dids1090
jmakin870
27offsuit752
AlligatorBloodFTW619
Clare Quilty568
2/325Falcon530
lonely_but_rich480
killa452
EvilSteve430
kerowo426

2012 was the hack year, and taking multiple accounts into consideration, kerowo is nudged out and I have 541.

2013 top posters:

jmakin1080
Dids878
Omar Comin792
27offsuit754
#Thinman746
El Diablo709
kerowo690
offTopic597
YB2009574
Clare Quilty546

2014 top posters:

Yakmelk889
Alobar881
jmakin756
spaceman Bryce746
#Thinman720
El Diablo702
offTopic625
27offsuit617
microbet546
Villian1546
03-05-2015 , 02:05 AM
I'm going in the right direction!
03-05-2015 , 02:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 27offsuit
heavens to betsy granddam is replying at a rastamouse pace.
I know, but I don't whine, I don't need any advice, I'm not a virgin and I can't hold a thought long enough to write more than four sentences at any one time. I should be safe, right?
03-05-2015 , 02:30 AM
You're hereby forbidden to ever have a top negative pi post count in the LC thread. Do that and you'll be fine.
03-05-2015 , 02:40 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rei Ayanami
OOT LC $tat$ since 2009.
..
Lol, cool stuff! 8 upping Alobar for the race to the top 2014, SUCK IT EASY SLUTS.
03-05-2015 , 02:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
Crone combines both in a very efficient way.
I also nominate "babushka," although that has more letters than your proposal and is thus mildly less efficient. Although it does roll off the tongue nicely and doesn't sound like a disease.
03-05-2015 , 02:56 AM
03-05-2015 , 03:34 AM
Maybe you're thinking of Bubbe.
03-05-2015 , 09:35 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rei Ayanami
OOT LC $tat$ since 2009.
I have a new goal for this year.
03-05-2015 , 10:22 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by divides_by_zero
Crone combines both in a very efficient way.
If I ever convert to the Faith of the Seven, the Crone will be my go-to prayer.

RIP Clare Quilty btw, had his way with the words.
03-05-2015 , 10:46 AM
I much prefer the moniker of Grumpy Old Dude (GOD) as my personal favorite. (Said with a clear sign of deferential reverence, of course.)
03-05-2015 , 11:01 AM
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Originally Posted by MeLoveYouLongTime
It is.
Adults that plan their own birthday party should be laughed at. Ask her if she wants a pony.
03-05-2015 , 12:53 PM
Old Man Coffee imo

      
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