This is a great day for real OOTers. Despite being down 41-24, cheesesteak rallied and came back strong in the ninth to take down pinko commie Reuben.
Incidentally, did you know that the term "pinko" is derived from the Russian Dressing (red ketchup, white mayo) that is used to corrupt and pollute the corned beef present in the Reuben?
This is a cause for celebration for all true sandwich lovers.
So why did Reuben lose? Well, it's an inferior fake sandwich that never should have been included in the competition. It's that simple. But if you want to go further, let's look at the sandwich primary against Pastrami. This was a rigged primary, in which complete curmudgeon Pastrami, the party outsider, was brushed aside in favor of classic establishment insider Reuben by out of touch with reality Reubots who were convinced Reuben's time had finally come. These foaming at the mouth Reubots alienated the common man convertible voters by promoting their neosandwichism agenda and an elitist primadonna whose defining characteristic was entitlement.
The FBI, Russia, Facebook, fake news, propaganda, WikiLeaks, Twitter trolls, angry White men, disloyal women, and the electoral sandwich college are among the most notable scapegoats. However, what is not being discussed, and what might be less known to Reuben supporters, is that it was the most unpopular sandwich candidate in modern history.
Simultaneously, counterfactual information poured out through pro-Reuben PACs, surrogates, and paid internet trolls and was then bolstered by Reuben friendly print and televised corporate media. Not surprisingly, all of these forces combined to convince Reuben supporters to ignore any evidence that was inconsistent with their agenda. Which was, of course, to get Reuben elected.
Similarly, Reuben supporters were bombarded with reports of its inevitability and simultaneously inundated with reports of Cheesesteak’s “nincompoopery,” and worse. In their minds, there was absolutely no way that Reuben could lose, and, of course, because this was what Reuben lovers wanted to hear, they did not seek out potentially contradictory evidence. Such is human nature; we simply prefer to hear information that confirms our own biases. Unfortunately, emboldened by this conveyed inexorableness, the oft-repeated message to Pastrami’s supporters from Reubenites was, “we don’t need you” and “we can win without you.” But the fact remains that Reubenites needed real sandwich lovers then and they need them now.
Unfortunately, when you have one group who is loyal to a set of values, and another who is loyal to a sandwich that does not represent those values, division will always be the outcome.
Checkmate, elitist cucks!
In conclusion, MOOTGA!