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View Poll Results: Which sandwich is best?
Cheesesteak
70 51.09%
Reuben
67 48.91%

03-29-2018 , 01:04 PM
It's not like one is obliged to use ketchup to make Russian dressing. Chili sauces make a fine substitute.
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03-29-2018 , 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by gregorio
This sure doesn't seem like the username/bio of a Russian bot to me:

I feel personally attacked
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03-29-2018 , 01:16 PM
I hate to slander cheesesteaks like this, but lolchop cheez-wiz would like a word with you.
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03-29-2018 , 02:09 PM
It really is this simple:

Reubens:




Cheesesteaks:


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03-29-2018 , 02:11 PM
I bet Joe Biden is a whiz guy.
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03-29-2018 , 02:22 PM
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03-29-2018 , 02:27 PM
I've got him down for pizza steak. Closest thing to ketchup.
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03-29-2018 , 02:42 PM
The juxtaposition of that cheesesteak, his mouth, and his right hand grip is just too much. Think of the children. Put that in spoilers!!!
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03-29-2018 , 03:13 PM
As Comrade Oreo inadvertently proves - despite having nothing else in common and disagreeing on literally everything, the current and previous leader of the free world both agree on cheesesteak. In the name of world peace and moving forward as a united nation, we all know what the correct vote is.
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03-29-2018 , 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by 27offsuit
I hate to slander cheesesteaks like this, but lolchop cheez-wiz would like a word with you.
Not that it matters, but was cheez whiz even a thing back when the Philly cheese steak was created?

You are picking on v2.0, not the original
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03-29-2018 , 03:59 PM
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Originally Posted by daveT
Not that it matters, but was cheez whiz even a thing back when the Philly cheese steak was created?

You are picking on v2.0, not the original
This is something I failed to consider, and yes, it matters!

'Cheez Whiz, first marketed in 1952, was not yet available for the original 1930 version, but has spread in popularity.[22] A 1986 New York Times article called Cheez Whiz "the sine qua non of cheesesteak connoisseurs."[23]'

It indeed seems clear that the original cheesesteak is made with legit cheese and therefore not the complete fail of a sandwich I've been lead to believe.

The New York Times clearly anticipated this final and started spreading nonsense propaganda to discredit the "authentic cheesesteak" decades ago in support of the New York based Reuben.
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03-29-2018 , 04:03 PM
Sandwich judges,

Coming down to the wire, it’s a dead heat tied at 58.

This thing will be decided by the last few voters who don’t really care very much about sandwiches!
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03-29-2018 , 04:09 PM
Who wouldn't choose this over a reuben?

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03-29-2018 , 04:14 PM
Btc,

Those are steak sandwiches, not cheesesteaks.
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03-29-2018 , 04:23 PM


THE GOAT CHEESESTEAK--That's all you get for like 9 bucks.

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03-29-2018 , 04:24 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo

This thing will be decided by the last few voters who don’t really care very much about sandwiches!
Reuben voter preemptively discrediting the popular vote.
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03-29-2018 , 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by .Alex.
Reuben voter preemptively discrediting the popular vote.
i would support switching to an electoral college style system to reduce the effect of strong regional biases
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03-29-2018 , 04:29 PM
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03-29-2018 , 05:02 PM
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Originally Posted by El Diablo
Btc,

Those are steak sandwiches, not cheesesteaks.
I've got to disagree. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cheesesteak - A cheesesteak, also known as a Philadelphia cheesesteak, Philly cheesesteak, cheesesteak sandwich, cheese steak, or steak and cheese, is a sandwich made from thinly sliced pieces of beefsteak and melted cheese in a long hoagie roll

Is that bolded part what qualifies as cheesesteak, steak + cheese + long roll = cheesesteak? Is steak and cheese considered the same thing to you as cheesesteak?

Either way, the sammy in that video beats a reuben any day:

skirt steak > corned beef > boneless ribeye for sandwiches

shredded+seared cheese > melty swiss > cheez whiz

roasted red peppers > kraut > onions

ciabatta roll > rye > amoroso
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03-29-2018 , 05:07 PM
btc, the article is saying what the various locals call it, and in no way extends to a description of all sandwiches that have a synonymous name.

It's sort of like "soda." It has a different meaning depending on where you are. It could be baking soda, what the midwesterns call "pop," and I hear it solely refers to syrup water that comes from a spigot in other areas. Or "Coke" can refer to Coca Cola, be generic for all types of soft drink, and so on.
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03-29-2018 , 05:20 PM
Btc,

You are saying that for you, steak sandwich > Reuben > cheesesteak.
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03-29-2018 , 05:22 PM
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A Reuben is what happens when corned beef is taken to a black site for interrogation.

Poor little corned beef. Snapped up in the rye van, taken to the black site, and sauerkrauted until it starts to break. Then some swiss as positive reinforcement to keep spilling its guts, and finally Russiandressingboarded to completely break it. It's absolutely inhumane what happens to corned beef during the Reubening process.

Do you idiot Reuben voters even understand what Russian dressing is? It is literally just ketchup and mayo mixed together. Abomination!

Meanwhile, cheesesteak is purity of essence made manifest - bread, meat, cheese. No pollutants. Just the Holy Trinity. Checkmate, atheists!
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Yeah, an Irish bar that takes its food seriously is going to put their effort into the stew or boxty or whatever. They're probably not going to spend a lot of time trying to make a great a Jewish-American sandwich.
FWIW, the first time I had Reuben or even heard of corned beef was at an Irish bar I worked at. Granted, no one was legit from Ireland, but it was Irish just the same, and yes, they seasoned a huge cut of beef into corned beef.

They put something like this into a pot:



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Originally Posted by Garick
Never seen a Reuben in an Irish Pub, and we go to a lot of them, since my wife plays Irish fiddle. I think the concept might just be because it has corned beef on it? Not really a thing in the South or Midwest that I've noticed.
Here's a place in Austin that is pretty legit (and has live music):

https://bdrileys.com/wp-content/uplo...rileysmenu.pdf

Here's a place in St. Louis: https://tiginirishpub.com/stl/menus/

I mean, it's nearly impossible to find an Irish bar that serves food, serves corned beef, and doesn't have a Reuben or a very close analog to it. What city(s) are you are talking about here?
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03-29-2018 , 05:32 PM
El D or dave or anyone else,

Please define cheesesteak. Can we all agree it's some kind of sliced or chopped steak + any cheese + roll?

Here it's commonly referred to, and ordered as: steak and cheese
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03-29-2018 , 05:37 PM
Btc,

Yeah, with thinly sliced or chopped being the key. Thick slices of steak are a steak sandwich.
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03-29-2018 , 06:21 PM
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Btc,

You are saying that for you, steak sandwich > Reuben > cheesesteak.
For me.. yes!
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