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Old 05-01-2010, 01:34 PM   #201
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dude, we did talk about it. we have different natural, biological sex drives. i like it waaaay more than she does. nothing we can do together or otherwise will change that, despite the opinion of many in here that it is all mental or emotional.

so i guess i'll just beat off and stare at the wall then. is that kosher?
Right, and this makes perfect sense, and the simplest rational and reasonable solution to this is that she lets you watch porn. If she won't compromise on this, then really, she's so unbelievably selfish that she is not worth being with. If you choose to be with her anyway, then you are, like so many in this thread have pointed out, pretty much just signing away any shred of equality in your relationship and letting her dominate you. Might as well put on a chastity belt.

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Old 05-01-2010, 02:57 PM   #202
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I really think you are setting yourself up for more issues. Did she say you could masturbate to other pics? I'd think when she catches you whackin' it to normal girls that aren't porn stars she's gonna freak out again and it's gonna be a bigger problem than the porn. I'd rather have my gf watchin' porn to twiddle her button than pics of random dudes she may meet and actually have the chance to ****. Porn stars are there to fulfill fantasies, whackin' it to facebook pics is kinda weird and stuff imo.
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Old 05-01-2010, 08:53 PM   #203
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day 3 no porn

but i did fap to the facebook thread
You're leveling now right? Are you really trying to gain cred by saying, "O yah well i still whack it! Just to rando facebook photos now! I sure showed her!"

If you dealt with the IRS the way you deal with your wife your ass would be in jail. The phrase "the spirit of the law" keeps popping up in my head. You're clearly not communicating your needs to your wife.

She's a lawyer so she has no need whatsoever to try and take money from you if you divorce. What the hell is wrong with letting her know that you have needs sexually that she obviously isn't willing or able to fulfill? Are you that scared she's going to leave you?

This thread is reason 256742 why I'm never getting married.
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:03 PM   #204
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She's a lawyer so she has no need whatsoever to try and take money from you if you divorce.
Because all lawyers have more money then they want and make more than their spouses?
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:21 PM   #205
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Because all lawyers have more money then they want and make more than their spouses?
If OP makes more than his wife he wouldn't have married her, ldo. He would have married a trophy wife and signed a prenup. Duh.

If, OP, you do make more than your wife you should probably just drive your car off a cliff for being stupid.
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:36 PM   #206
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day 3 no porn

but i did fap to the facebook thread
I can't wait for your wife to check your browsing history again and find this little gem.
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:00 PM   #207
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either your wife is a prude or there are more details you are leaving out about what you were watching that disgusted her...
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explain to her that porn can actually be a benefit to your relationship.

bet her that if she watches 20 minutes of porn, you'll give her some of the best sex she's ever had. (unless ur peen is small hehe)

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Old 05-01-2010, 11:03 PM   #208
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I'm no Dear Abby, but I gotta tell ya that the best defense in your situation is a strong offense. Tell her you're watchin' porn to make up for what's missin' in your relationship. After all, that's better than you findin' a gf on the side. Amirite?

One of two things will happen when you do this.

1) She'll get mega-pissed and accuse you of being a pervert; then beat you down every time you you do something she doesn't like by reminding you of your "transgression." IMHO, this kind of woman isn't worth living with because you'll be walking on eggshells and dancing to her tune, yet getting nothing but the occasional obligatory lay from her when she feels like it.

2) She'll understand that being a prude isn't in her best interest. Then you can teach her how not to be.
omg....I'm still on the first page but I will stop reading now to avoid having a massive stroke (no pun intended). There are obv a lot of unmarrieds in OOT....
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Old 05-01-2010, 11:13 PM   #209
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OP,

I had a conversation with my girlfriend about this thread the end of it came down to, 'What can i do to make you want to **** me more than other women?'

me: 'it's really sad acknowledging this but there's very little you could do. It's just the male way. If you did everything to satisfy me as much as possible the next day i'd still rather **** your identical twin sister.'

Obviously that seems heartless and in realistic terms i wouldn't because of the guilt/moral/risk it would put on our relationship but if the whole world was out to please you and you had the pick of it it's unfornately true.
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:42 AM   #210
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I had a conversation with my girlfriend about this thread the end of it came down to, 'What can i do to make you want to **** me more than other women?'

me: 'it's really sad acknowledging this but there's very little you could do. It's just the male way. If you did everything to satisfy me as much as possible the next day i'd still rather **** your identical twin sister.'

Obviously that seems heartless and in realistic terms i wouldn't because of the guilt/moral/risk it would put on our relationship but if the whole world was out to please you and you had the pick of it it's unfornately true.
It seems extremely strange and weird to me that you don't want to **** you GF more than other women. Why are you with her again?
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Old 05-02-2010, 12:59 AM   #211
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Yeah that does seem pretty weird. Why are you with this girl when you'd rather bone some random chick?
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Old 05-02-2010, 01:18 AM   #212
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Right, and this makes perfect sense, and the simplest rational and reasonable solution to this is that she lets you watch porn. If she won't compromise on this, then really, she's so unbelievably selfish that she is not worth being with. If you choose to be with her anyway, then you are, like so many in this thread have pointed out, pretty much just signing away any shred of equality in your relationship and letting her dominate you. Might as well put on a chastity belt.
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:16 AM   #213
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omg....I'm still on the first page but I will stop reading now to avoid having a massive stroke (no pun intended). There are obv a lot of unmarrieds in OOT....
Thanks for the contribution to the thread....
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Old 05-02-2010, 03:17 AM   #214
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Grunch: Lots of women view looking at porn as cheating.

It's absurd, but women hate their spouse thinking about having sex with someone else almost as much as they hate their spouse actually having sex with someone else.

http://www.womens-health.com/boards/...-cheating.html
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There is nothing wrong with you,
there is definitely something wrong with him.
watching porn is cheating in my opinion.
don't blame your look for his mistake.
you are perfect.
keep talking to him and that how much that hurts you,
if he thinks that you are not attractive any more
this is a serious problem,
you guys need either some profissional help or
you need to get out of this marriage.
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YES IT IS CHEATING. I have read that there are also men out there who believe it's cheating and yes he is comparing you to them.
Also:
http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/marie-...porn-adultery/

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Old 05-02-2010, 03:28 AM   #215
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I have read that there are also men out there who believe it's cheating

Wild stuff.
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Old 05-02-2010, 06:54 AM   #216
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So OP is married 8 years and this is the first time he gets caught? Either something else has happened in the relationship recently, OP has super-stealth powers of fapping, or this is a level. As for the grovelling "compromise", I will not be as blunt as some of the other responses itt but suffice to say it will not end well.
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Old 05-02-2010, 07:20 AM   #217
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It seems extremely strange and weird to me that you don't want to **** you GF more than other women. Why are you with her again?
Because he has already ****ed her. Other women are new, and she's not.

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Old 05-02-2010, 07:29 AM   #218
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There is something wrong with you,
there is definitely nothing wrong with him.
watching porn is cheating in your opinion
blame your look for his mistake.
you are not perfect.
stop talking to him and that how much that hurts you,
he thinks that you are not attractive any more
this is a super standard,
you guys need no profissional help or
you need to get out of this marriage.

appreciate yourself more.
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Old 05-02-2010, 07:30 AM   #219
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There is nothing wrong with you,
there is definitely something wrong with him.
watching porn is cheating in my opinion.
don't blame your look for his mistake.
you are perfect.
keep talking to him and that how much that hurts you,
if he thinks that you are not attractive any more
this is a serious problem,
you guys need either some profissional help or
you need to get out of this marriage.

appreciate yourself more.
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There is something wrong with you,
there is definitely nothing wrong with him.
watching porn is cheating in your opinion
blame your look for his mistake.
you are not perfect.
stop talking to him and that how much that hurts you,
he thinks that you are not attractive any more
this is a super standard,
you guys need no profissional help or
you need to get out of this marriage.

appreciate him more.
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Old 05-02-2010, 08:05 AM   #220
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Integrating into into your sex life is different than watching it alone and having a browser history full of it. My GF has no issues with me going to strip clubs and will not only sometimes tag along with me but will actually be the one to suggest it. She also has no problems with porn as something to watch as a couple. She would be hurt though if I was watching porn alone and obviously masturbating to it.
Are you Oprah?
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Old 05-02-2010, 08:12 AM   #221
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:32 AM   #222
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"And if you'll all look under your chairs, you'll find a Fleshlight and TISSUES!"
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Old 05-02-2010, 09:53 AM   #223
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Why do you have the computer in the kitchen?
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Old 05-02-2010, 01:51 PM   #224
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It seems extremely strange and weird to me that you don't want to **** you GF more than other women. Why are you with her again?
b/c he realizes no matter what girl he's with he will always want the other ones?

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Grunch: Lots of women view looking at porn as cheating.

It's absurd, but women hate their spouse thinking about having sex with someone else almost as much as they hate their spouse actually having sex with someone else.

http://www.womens-health.com/boards/...-cheating.html


Also:
http://au.lifestyle.yahoo.com/marie-...porn-adultery/
this might be the problem, men seeking advice about women from men and women seeking advice about men from women
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Old 05-02-2010, 02:01 PM   #225
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Thread still tilts me. Why do so many men marry neurotic women?
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