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Old 04-30-2010, 05:08 PM   #176
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Re: beat...literally.. wife busted me.. interntz porn history

Jeez Op, you say you are going to stop looking at porn and still fap but....is it really the porn that is the problem?

Is your understanding of the situation that she said it is okay to fap but not look at porn?
Or is it that you are fapping in the first place?

Will she allow you to fap to Victoria's Secret's commercials? Can you beat off to Desperate Housewives?

Damn, I guess you have to go back to beating off to the JC Penny catalog like when you were 13.

Your wife needs to know it's ****ing normal for men to beat off. Probably 3 times a day until their 20. Even when they have a girlfriend. Testosterone is our master. Tell her to google it on that giant porn box you call a computer.

I can totally understand if you have children you don't want them seeing that daddy likes watching men put their penises in women's buttholes. But you're freakin' adults (I think) and it doesn't sound like you have children yet.

Meanwhile, help out around the house. It may be something simple like just making sure your dirty dishes go in the ****ing dishwasher. Mow the freakin' lawn and trim the hedges. Get her car washed for her when you can. Put your dirty clothes in the hamper and feel free to fold some laundry. Hire a cleaning lady to come by every week if you are having are hard time keeping up with chores around the house. You might be surprised how much more your lady will give up the sexytime if you do these things.

It really sounds like you would rather not be honest with her and now plan on spending the rest of your life living a lie.
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Old 04-30-2010, 05:15 PM   #177
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I guess if she thinks you contribute nothing to the household because you sit around and beat off all day to porn it's a different story.
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Old 04-30-2010, 05:43 PM   #178
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you're not a bad husband b/c you like porn; she's the unreasonable one here

a lot of wives don't have a problem with porn and/or actually enjoy integrating in into the sex life
Integrating into into your sex life is different than watching it alone and having a browser history full of it. My GF has no issues with me going to strip clubs and will not only sometimes tag along with me but will actually be the one to suggest it. She also has no problems with porn as something to watch as a couple. She would be hurt though if I was watching porn alone and obviously masturbating to it.
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Old 04-30-2010, 05:47 PM   #179
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She would be hurt though if I was watching porn alone and obviously masturbating to it.
What if you covertly masturbated to it?
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Old 04-30-2010, 06:01 PM   #180
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for the record, and by the way thanks for the reasonable previous post, i am not going to look at porn. goddamn i feel like tiger woods, i don't even look at porn that much. nonetheless, no porn. i am dropping it cold turkey. but i'm not going to stop fapping. sorry. and if that means doing it to the girls of facebook thread on 2p2, so be it. i don't think that is lying, and i dont think that is unreasonable or deceitful. yes, i'm going to try to be a better husband as well.
i give you 10 days.
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Old 04-30-2010, 06:06 PM   #181
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Integrating into into your sex life is different than watching it alone and having a browser history full of it. My GF has no issues with me going to strip clubs and will not only sometimes tag along with me but will actually be the one to suggest it. She also has no problems with porn as something to watch as a couple. She would be hurt though if I was watching porn alone and obviously masturbating to it.
What is the difference between going to a strip club without your girlfriend and watching porn without your girlfriend?
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Old 04-30-2010, 06:15 PM   #182
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What is the difference between going to a strip club without your girlfriend and watching porn without your girlfriend?
The nudity isn't really central to going to a strip club for me. I don't watch the stage show unless there is something amazing / weird going on and then it is because of the abnormality rather than the nudity and I never get dances. Further, even if I didn't have other reasons to not masturbate being in public would certainly be enough to dissuade me from doing so.
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Old 04-30-2010, 06:58 PM   #183
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Up next.... $30 car bj's from streetwalkers. If you can't find one of those search search Craigslist for "BNG" or "blow n go." Might cost you $50 or $60, but your wife makes enough as a lawyer for you to play the hookers twice a month.
they're usually dudes, but you may not mind because:

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Want me to find somebody to hold on to your balls for a while, you obviously aren't using them.

also, this isn't really true:

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The second paragraph is strong evidence that your first paragraph is true.

Women who really don't like sex a lot are not changing their minds because you say the right things or set the mood. If you are in a relationship you have choices — leave her, cheat on her, or deal with less sex — but talking her into wanting more is not a long-term option.
in repeated surveys, the number one thing married women want from men, that would lead to more sex, is helping out around the house more. unless your wife is just frigid there's something you can do to make her find you more appealing or feel more appealing herself.
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:03 PM   #184
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Old 04-30-2010, 07:55 PM   #185
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in repeated surveys, the number one thing married women want from men, that would lead to more sex, is helping out around the house more. unless your wife is just frigid there's something you can do to make her find you more appealing or feel more appealing herself.
That women want it does not imply that their getting it would induce them to change their approach to sex. That it is the "number one thing" does not imply that the effect is large. And even if they said it would lead to more sex, that would be pretty weak evidence that it's true.
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:01 PM   #186
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Also, once you start doing house work it's expected of you. So enjoy the sex that first week but don't be surprised when she puts out even less than before once you start slacking again. If you keep doing lots of house work she'll probably start questioning your sexuality so you need to make it clear that you're bargaining for sex.
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:41 PM   #187
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Snotboogy,

Watch porn? Got to. This America, man.
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:56 PM   #188
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Old 04-30-2010, 08:57 PM   #189
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The game is the game.
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Old 04-30-2010, 09:06 PM   #190
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Old 04-30-2010, 10:30 PM   #191
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at least your wife is a lawyer so you won't have to hire one for the inevitable divorce
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Old 04-30-2010, 11:05 PM   #192
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Did you explain to her that as a man you have sexual needs that she doesn't fulfill and would prefer to get them from porn than other women?

Are you ever the decision maker in your relationship or does she pretty much run everything? If this is the case just shutup and do what she wants.
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Old 04-30-2010, 11:31 PM   #193
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Yes


also, op be a man and tell her porn happens

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Old 05-01-2010, 09:40 AM   #194
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obviously - i'm insane to comment...

but how about you stop a behavior that your wife doesn't approve of?
You're either a chick or have had your testicles removed.
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:43 AM   #195
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You're going to end up sending a message that your watching porn is more important than your wife's wishes. That doesn't lead to a good place.
Jesus Christ, what is he, her lap dog? "Your wife's wishes"? Since when did he have to obey his wife's wishes.

"Darling, you know I hate it when you sit in front of that TV for 3 hours watching football".

Oh ****, against your wife's wishes, better stop!
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Old 05-01-2010, 09:57 AM   #196
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day 3 no porn

but i did fap to the facebook thread
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Old 05-01-2010, 10:49 AM   #197
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day 3 no porn

but i did fap to the facebook thread
did she give u permission to fap to anything but naked women?
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Old 05-01-2010, 12:40 PM   #198
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I really think you are setting yourself up for more issues. Did she say you could masturbate to other pics? I'd think when she catches you whackin' it to normal girls that aren't porn stars she's gonna freak out again and it's gonna be a bigger problem than the porn. I'd rather have my gf watchin' porn to twiddle her button than pics of random dudes she may meet and actually have the chance to ****. Porn stars are there to fulfill fantasies, whackin' it to facebook pics is kinda weird and stuff imo.
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Old 05-01-2010, 12:47 PM   #199
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Is it common for you guys to hide porn from your sig others? I never understood that. The kind of girl that doesn't understand that guys watch porn is not the kind of girl I'd want to be with. Besides, sex while watching porn is great.

Unless you were watching midgets ****ing horses.
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Old 05-01-2010, 01:26 PM   #200
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FWIW, this is what happens when you marry someone without letting her know who the hell you are. You reap what you sow.
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