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04-30-2010 , 05:08 PM
Jeez Op, you say you are going to stop looking at porn and still fap but....is it really the porn that is the problem?

Is your understanding of the situation that she said it is okay to fap but not look at porn?
Or is it that you are fapping in the first place?

Will she allow you to fap to Victoria's Secret's commercials? Can you beat off to Desperate Housewives?

Damn, I guess you have to go back to beating off to the JC Penny catalog like when you were 13.

Your wife needs to know it's ****ing normal for men to beat off. Probably 3 times a day until their 20. Even when they have a girlfriend. Testosterone is our master. Tell her to google it on that giant porn box you call a computer.

I can totally understand if you have children you don't want them seeing that daddy likes watching men put their penises in women's buttholes. But you're freakin' adults (I think) and it doesn't sound like you have children yet.

Meanwhile, help out around the house. It may be something simple like just making sure your dirty dishes go in the ****ing dishwasher. Mow the freakin' lawn and trim the hedges. Get her car washed for her when you can. Put your dirty clothes in the hamper and feel free to fold some laundry. Hire a cleaning lady to come by every week if you are having are hard time keeping up with chores around the house. You might be surprised how much more your lady will give up the sexytime if you do these things.

It really sounds like you would rather not be honest with her and now plan on spending the rest of your life living a lie.
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04-30-2010 , 05:15 PM
I guess if she thinks you contribute nothing to the household because you sit around and beat off all day to porn it's a different story.
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04-30-2010 , 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by JasonInDallas
you're not a bad husband b/c you like porn; she's the unreasonable one here

a lot of wives don't have a problem with porn and/or actually enjoy integrating in into the sex life
Integrating into into your sex life is different than watching it alone and having a browser history full of it. My GF has no issues with me going to strip clubs and will not only sometimes tag along with me but will actually be the one to suggest it. She also has no problems with porn as something to watch as a couple. She would be hurt though if I was watching porn alone and obviously masturbating to it.
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04-30-2010 , 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Henry17
She would be hurt though if I was watching porn alone and obviously masturbating to it.
What if you covertly masturbated to it?
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04-30-2010 , 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy
for the record, and by the way thanks for the reasonable previous post, i am not going to look at porn. goddamn i feel like tiger woods, i don't even look at porn that much. nonetheless, no porn. i am dropping it cold turkey. but i'm not going to stop fapping. sorry. and if that means doing it to the girls of facebook thread on 2p2, so be it. i don't think that is lying, and i dont think that is unreasonable or deceitful. yes, i'm going to try to be a better husband as well.
i give you 10 days.
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04-30-2010 , 06:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Henry17
Integrating into into your sex life is different than watching it alone and having a browser history full of it. My GF has no issues with me going to strip clubs and will not only sometimes tag along with me but will actually be the one to suggest it. She also has no problems with porn as something to watch as a couple. She would be hurt though if I was watching porn alone and obviously masturbating to it.
What is the difference between going to a strip club without your girlfriend and watching porn without your girlfriend?
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04-30-2010 , 06:15 PM
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Originally Posted by obsidian
What is the difference between going to a strip club without your girlfriend and watching porn without your girlfriend?
The nudity isn't really central to going to a strip club for me. I don't watch the stage show unless there is something amazing / weird going on and then it is because of the abnormality rather than the nudity and I never get dances. Further, even if I didn't have other reasons to not masturbate being in public would certainly be enough to dissuade me from doing so.
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04-30-2010 , 06:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Dog Boy
Up next.... $30 car bj's from streetwalkers. If you can't find one of those search search Craigslist for "BNG" or "blow n go." Might cost you $50 or $60, but your wife makes enough as a lawyer for you to play the hookers twice a month.
they're usually dudes, but you may not mind because:

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Originally Posted by supafrey
Want me to find somebody to hold on to your balls for a while, you obviously aren't using them.

also, this isn't really true:

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Originally Posted by atakdog
The second paragraph is strong evidence that your first paragraph is true.

Women who really don't like sex a lot are not changing their minds because you say the right things or set the mood. If you are in a relationship you have choices — leave her, cheat on her, or deal with less sex — but talking her into wanting more is not a long-term option.
in repeated surveys, the number one thing married women want from men, that would lead to more sex, is helping out around the house more. unless your wife is just frigid there's something you can do to make her find you more appealing or feel more appealing herself.
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04-30-2010 , 07:03 PM
SnotBoogy,













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04-30-2010 , 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by five4suited
in repeated surveys, the number one thing married women want from men, that would lead to more sex, is helping out around the house more. unless your wife is just frigid there's something you can do to make her find you more appealing or feel more appealing herself.
That women want it does not imply that their getting it would induce them to change their approach to sex. That it is the "number one thing" does not imply that the effect is large. And even if they said it would lead to more sex, that would be pretty weak evidence that it's true.
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04-30-2010 , 08:01 PM
Also, once you start doing house work it's expected of you. So enjoy the sex that first week but don't be surprised when she puts out even less than before once you start slacking again. If you keep doing lots of house work she'll probably start questioning your sexuality so you need to make it clear that you're bargaining for sex.
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04-30-2010 , 08:41 PM
Snotboogy,

Watch porn? Got to. This America, man.
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04-30-2010 , 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Jay.
SnotBoogy,













www.************
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04-30-2010 , 08:57 PM
The game is the game.
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04-30-2010 , 09:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jay.
SnotBoogy,



www.************
It makes your dick bigger!
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04-30-2010 , 10:30 PM
at least your wife is a lawyer so you won't have to hire one for the inevitable divorce
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04-30-2010 , 11:05 PM
Did you explain to her that as a man you have sexual needs that she doesn't fulfill and would prefer to get them from porn than other women?

Are you ever the decision maker in your relationship or does she pretty much run everything? If this is the case just shutup and do what she wants.
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04-30-2010 , 11:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Jay.






Yes


also, op be a man and tell her porn happens

Last edited by pooder; 04-30-2010 at 11:33 PM. Reason: I wonder if she vajazzles
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05-01-2010 , 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Loss Tee
obviously - i'm insane to comment...

but how about you stop a behavior that your wife doesn't approve of?
You're either a chick or have had your testicles removed.
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05-01-2010 , 09:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Loss Tee
You're going to end up sending a message that your watching porn is more important than your wife's wishes. That doesn't lead to a good place.
Jesus Christ, what is he, her lap dog? "Your wife's wishes"? Since when did he have to obey his wife's wishes.

"Darling, you know I hate it when you sit in front of that TV for 3 hours watching football".

Oh ****, against your wife's wishes, better stop!
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05-01-2010 , 09:57 AM
day 3 no porn

but i did fap to the facebook thread
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05-01-2010 , 10:49 AM
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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy
day 3 no porn

but i did fap to the facebook thread
did she give u permission to fap to anything but naked women?
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05-01-2010 , 12:40 PM
I really think you are setting yourself up for more issues. Did she say you could masturbate to other pics? I'd think when she catches you whackin' it to normal girls that aren't porn stars she's gonna freak out again and it's gonna be a bigger problem than the porn. I'd rather have my gf watchin' porn to twiddle her button than pics of random dudes she may meet and actually have the chance to ****. Porn stars are there to fulfill fantasies, whackin' it to facebook pics is kinda weird and stuff imo.
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05-01-2010 , 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by skindog
Is it common for you guys to hide porn from your sig others? I never understood that. The kind of girl that doesn't understand that guys watch porn is not the kind of girl I'd want to be with. Besides, sex while watching porn is great.

Unless you were watching midgets ****ing horses.
+1
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05-01-2010 , 01:26 PM
FWIW, this is what happens when you marry someone without letting her know who the hell you are. You reap what you sow.
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