It's awesome foreplay, and zero effort

Does it really matter... at the end of the day and all?

Sigh. Now I'm not sure we can help.

why did you let your wife out of the kitchen

edit: or why do you keep your computer in the kitchen

I was just pointing out the fact most responses up till then were like

omg you are such a pussy, f dat ho

or

wtf you pervert whats wrong with you

I can't help the OP, but I do have a cautionary tale for the rest of you. My ex-girlfriend asked me my favorite sexual position, and I told her, "Reverse cowgirl anal with the second chick licking my nuts." Turns out this is not an acceptable answer.

tell your wife you give up porn for the following monthly schedule of demands:

Blowjob 4x a month (2x facial, 2x swallow)
Anal 1x
Titty**** 1-2x (if B cup or smaller, move units to anal)
Costumed roleplay 2x
Mff threesome 3x per year
Gangbang (optional) 1x per year
Handjob 1x

however if you anticipate hard negotiation you may want to up these numbers.

My wife had no clue how much men watched porn until I told her. She was just like your wife before then, always talked bad about it etc. Once I started telling her how much men watched it and how much I watched it she started to come around a little bit.

She tried the same "now i'm inadequate" argument, but I just told her how often I have sexual urges and if she would like to **** me every time I have them then I would never watch porn again. She got the clue after that, no woman in her mind would **** a guy every time his dick got hard. I told her I am not gonna resist a natural urge just to wait on her to get in the mood, but I also told her I will always be there for her when she is ready. Also talked about how watching porn would keep my sexual temptations in check in between our sex sessions. (ie I wouldn't be pestering the **** out of her about sucking me off all the time) And guess what? My wife now enjoys watching porn with me. This is your opportunity, don't blow it.

She's a lawyer so she will naturally be trying to poke holes in your argument, but don't let her. Please don't back down at the first sign of resistance, but don't be a dick about it either.

oh yeah, also, pics of wife?

i think zeebo posts almost as well as he plays, awesome

edit: this thread is like an interesting advice column. ****ing hilarious, but also highly informative and helpful. op, i've got to think you know what to do when she goes all "lawyer" on your ass, so keep her calm and stay focused on your argument. gl!

Some of us are; but, we're on your side.

I think this post summed it up pretty well:

So you don't think she ever finger-blasts herself when you're not around? No offense, but your wife seems kind of lame.

The longer you wait the more she is going to think you are FOS when you tell her. If I was in your shoes this is what I would say,

Honey, I dont know why you dont want to have sex as much as I do. I thought I wasnt as good as I could be so I was looking at porn to so I could find a new move or two. IMO, you need to make her feel guilty.

Or, deny. I dont know what happened, I clicked on a link and all these pop ups came up and I couldnt get them to stop.

tell her you watch porn for the acting...

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This is America, man. She's gotta let you play.

idk why but this has me rolling around in laughter

private browsing ftw.

and if not, you can still delete individual sites from the history, no?

I've never been married. Hell, I've never been in anything resembling a serious relationship. But...

If you want to have more sex, why don't you just explain to her you think she's beautiful, yada yada yada, you'd really like to have more sex and try new things with her. Tell her that you're willing to do whatever it takes to help her get in the mood, try things she likes, and you are totally open to whatever...even if it's stuff not directly related to sex that she wants to change.

Also, on the subject of porn, just make sure that you tell her it's not something that you watch because she's inadequate as a wife. I don't know exactly how to do that, but I do know that there are plenty of people in healthy marriages that involve porn.

One of my best friends has a really cool and attractive wife. They don't talk about it a lot, but it seems like their sex life is very healthy. My friend watches porn and goes to strip clubs. His wife knows about it. His wife will even go to the strip club with us every once and a while. The thing is, my friend isn't obsessed with either and knows how to respect and satisfy his wife. I'm sure part of what she really likes about him is his honesty and openness.

Ya if you can't bring her around, I can't see one of you not being miserable. Unless you lie and she ignores it but even that works for so long.

Where's that thread with the guy who's wife put him in a chastity belt? He was in to all kinds of kinky things... get your wife in on that train

I have, on more than 30 occasions, multi-windowed porn at youjizz or pornhub.

tell her to give you more head and youll quit the porn.

LOL just had a two hour talk. It was 99% other BS and 1% porn. Thank God I'm not (caught) banging hookers.

Had to make promise to stop watching porn. Actually I offered that. And also actually I'm really going to try.
But the heat wasn't so bad I think deep down shed probably rather I fap