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Originally Posted by SnotBoogy
not gonna lie my wife is a bit of a prude.
OP:
I'm no
Dear Abby, but I gotta tell ya that the best defense in your situation is a strong offense. Tell her you're watchin' porn to make up for what's missin' in your relationship. After all, that's better than you findin' a gf on the side. Amirite?
One of two things will happen when you do this.
1) She'll get mega-pissed and accuse you of being a pervert; then beat you down every time you you do something she doesn't like by reminding you of your "transgression." IMHO, this kind of woman isn't worth living with because you'll be walking on eggshells and dancing to her tune, yet getting nothing but the occasional obligatory lay from her when she feels like it.
2) She'll understand that being a prude isn't in her best interest. Then you can teach her how not to be.