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Just don't release a version for terrestrial radio. **** censorship!

This is not the ICP, man.

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIGHT A STRANGER IN THE ALPS?

I am of the opinion that Orbit Citrus Mint is by far the best sugarless gum out there. I don't understand why all the other Orbit flavors lose their taste so much quicker. Bubble Mint and Raspberry are pretty good but not even close in the scheme of things.

FYI they were playing old VMA-nominated vids on MTV this morning at like 7, so I woke up to Intergalactic and The Real Slim Shady. Good way to start the day imo.

BTW, apropos of the discussion above, they edit out "jackin off with Jergens" but not "and I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't workin"... not sure the editing guys get the lingo imo.

it's find a stranger in the alps, isn't it?

Going back to the Cee-lo vid that I watched yesterday...



You really do wonder when this bull**** is going to stop. It's bad enough with a regular song, but it's just incomprehensible with a song that CANNOT ACTUALLY BE PLAYED ON THE RADIO OR MTV.

Edit: Point being that the song wouldn't be what it is without YouTube, so clearly the answer is to... take it down from YouTube.

daryn closing the girlfriend dispute thread at reply #47 was lol expert.

its 48 on my count, but it is world class

listen, you...

I will infract you for thought crimes.

meh, it's catchy pop but I think people are a little premature on their love of this ceelo song

Just make a video, Dukes.

Great, now I have the phrase "**** You" running through my head even more than it normally is.

Ok guys I need a cool banning game, or maybe ill just run Survivor thundercats vs gauss beast but i dont want either one of them .
Anyway The Gauss beast is my toy right now who i plan to beat like a pinata lets here some ideas

killa send me your sc2 details

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That Thundercat Manifesto right before killa zapped his gay thread was pretty telling of a what a deluded tomato can he is.


killa, wish I could help with some ideas, but unfortunately that ship has sailed. sadface

I love 'tomato can.' Must be a Yankee thing.

Your list is too short dude. More bannings, MOAR.

haha ok well I'll work on it, anyway gauss just got nailed by Sklansky and The other dude i sent packing ,

These people plus anyone who has started one of the rash of "battle to the death" threads lately. I just like the idea of these people putting their money where their mouth is.

I don't really have a problem with any of those threads, a couple have even been interesting, except that they are mostly unoriginal extensions of the knife vs bat and how many 5 years olds classics.

So yah, I came really close to dying/being severely maimed yesterday and it went a little something like this:

Friend of mine knows the pro at a private course near us and he also has a friend coming in from Colorado yesterday, so we made this tee time a couple weeks ago and we are playing no matter what. Obv we have a nor'easter sitting on top of us all day blowing rain horizontal, but **** that we're golfing. They are in one cart, I am alone in the other.

We get to #7 which is a long par 5. Teeing off, I spray it right into the woods. Driving away from the tee there is a huge slope in front of me I can't see over. The golf cart shown(arrow) in the image below is basically the top of the slope. It slopes about 30 degrees back to the cart path, then after the cart path it gets really, really steep to like 45 degrees and drops straight down into the pond(X) with huge trees lining the edges of this pond:



So just as the image shows, I'm driving up the path and veer off it and start climbing up this huge slope. Everything is totally sogged out, but the cart is moving up the slope fine. Well **** me, I get to near the top where I can see over the ridge and then take my foot off the gas and plan to just peel off to the left and go back to my ball.

To my abject horror, as soon as I stop the ****ing cart starts sliding back down the hill. I'm already turned left a little, so on top of that I start doing a 360 slowly sliding down the hill. I'm stomping the brake but it is doing nothing. Then the slow spin gets faster and things literally begin moving in slo-mo. The other two guys are watching this from the top of this ridge, and now I'm picking up speed and careening to the next even steeper ridge which I see is leading down to a pond with huge trees everywhere. My mind is just racing and I'm already envisioning this cart sliding down into oblivion and smashing at least a couple trees on its way into the pond. Most likely rolling down once it pass over the cart path.

This 3 seconds feels like an eternity and it's really amazing how many things went through my head during that 3 seconds, but at this exact juncture my mind tells me I need to bail out of this cart NOW or I am seriously ****ed. I am less than a fraction of a second away from bailing, my foot has been pressed down hard on the brake the entire time, and the exact moment I am about to bail out letting the cart roll down into the ravine the two back tires of the cart hit the path and I go 'rrrt...', coming to a complete stop. Ta Da!

The two guys I'm with look like they've just seen a ghost and none of us can believe how lucky I just got. I look up the ridge and see my tire tracks making this sickening Helix Of Death shown on the image. Also, had I hit the cart path any way but pointing directly uphill, which I was, the cart would have insta-flipped and began tumbling down the next slope into the pond.



Better luck next time, 2+2.

So I ordered a pair of gladiator style black sandals from the english Gmarket site located in South Korea last week. On Monday I check my email to find a message that the order has been canceled(?) however my money is now in limbo and not showing up in my account. Their customer service takes months to reply and when they do it's in Korean. Does anyone have any experience with this site, do I just have to be patient?

Deuce don't be a llama.