Can anyone point me in the right direction real quick, I'm looking for the OOT thread that lists a bunch of stuff that is negotiable, but isn't conventionally thought of as negotiable. I don't think it's the huge haggling thread that was a couple months ago, I'm pretty sure it's older than that. I've been searching for 20-30 minutes using different search terms with no luck. I'd appreciate any help.

Not bad chippa

I would have gotten it anyway because I've seen the movie like 10 times.

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wtf is a quikchek

edit: aw **** **** NJ

Just got back from the DOL to renew my license.

Ugh.

The last two times I've been, it wasn't bad at all. This time I showed up and got number 149, they were serving the 70s.

The wait was bad, but watching all the idiots was worse. People not grasping that there's this whole "take a number system". Some guy too busy trying to flirt with some fat lady that he missed his number being called and then bitching about it. People who hadn't bothered to read a lick about the documents they'd need to bring to replace a lost license. If they'd cleared out all the idiots who couldn't actually accomplish what they were trying to do, the line would have moved twice as fast.

On the plus side, once the real one shows up in the mail- I'll finally have an ID where I look like myself, instead of bloated 2005 350lb Dids.

27off. So you need a fire to roast the string so you can use it to start a fire?

If you're on Gilligan's Island fire-starting is cool, but is it useful in a world filled with modern fire?

Yes.

You're gonna be ****ed when the zombie apocalypse comes.

my gimmick account would never say this

maybe you're just trying to keep people guessing

Good catch, but I think lint from your dryer screen works as well. It is after all super dry cotton.

Is there any worse type of homeless person than the homeless person who stands in the middle of the sidewalk screaming and shaking a cup in everyones's face as they go by? Does anyone actually give them money? How can they think this would a good strategy?

I like my homeless to be stationary, preferably sitting, and jangling a small to medium size cup.

If there weren't any bodily fluids coming out of homeless guy at the moment you saw him he doesn't crack the top 10 worst homeless guy list.

Seriously.

Crazy aggressive homeless at least make for a good story. I'll take them over the guy who just hollers "Reggae my brother" at every person that walks past. The homeless nut low starts with intolerable odor and moves forward from there.

I guess I meant is the worst way to go about actually getting the money to provide them the bare essentials (vodka, mcdoubles). I agree the homeless guy who's pissed his/herself several times over is the worst.

A few months ago I was walking through an alley to work and a homeless guy came running out from a dumpster, fell at my feet and screamed "SHE AIN'T GOT NO WHITE BREAD, AND I AIN'T GOT NO MOTORS"

Cool story bro?

Some homeless are legit insane and that guy might be one and is therefor blameless. I don't have to put up w/ the homeless anymore but from my NY days the 3 worst were:

1. The guy who stands at the corner w/ the dirty rag to wipe your windshield no matter how you try to wave him off. My strategy, if it looked like I'd be the first at the light when it was red, was to stop in the middle of the block and wait for it to turn green so I could zip right by him.

2. The ones who throw a garbage can at you if you don't give them anything.

3. The one guy who peed on my foot.

There used to be a guy that hung out behind the store I worked at, looked like an old-school hobo. He would ask everyone for a dime. If they gave him a nickle or a quarter he would throw it in the street. Eventually when he had a handful of dimes he would throw them all on the street and walk away.

HB,

Giuliani "took care" of all the squeegee guys. It's not a problem any more.

@wizardluv I'm at Togo ordering a sammich commando!!!

I thought sando was the preferred nomenclature?

I knew this was coming*. The real wilderness G's made a supply of the string perpetually to stay in stock. Pfft.

I started a fire with a shoelace, a stick, another stick, a big peice of wood and some dry grass. just sayin.