i got hit by some spyware **** about an hour ago which is really unusual given i am not a ******. i'm not really sure how it happened, everything was going haywire but i just system restored to last night and all is fine now. it was this fwiw :
I got this same thing. I had a thread in the mod forum on it. Malwarebytes seems to do the trick. I'd encourage you to run that program even if you think you're now clean. Sometimes malware can hide inside your restore points.
I haven't enjoyed the taste of a glass of milk since I was like 12. I currently believe it exists to be used in cereal or cooking. Small exception for dunking Oreos.
This LC thread is lame at the moment so here is a funny joke you guys! It wasn't good enough for Konrad, but it's good enough for you! This was uncalled for.
So Alan is studying astronomy at the university. He has a friend, Bob, who is a food critic for a magazine. So one day they see a job posting for part-time astronomers. It's a 3 month project and pays $10-12k. They both apply for it and Alan thinks he has a better chance because he is studying the subject.
It turns out that they both got the job! Then they compare their salaries, Alan is getting paid $10k, but Bob is getting paid $11k! Alan thinks it's totally unfair. "Bob, how come I'm the one studying astronomy, but you get paid $1k more? You just know about food!"
So Bob says, "Hey, it's astronomy plus a G!"
Last edited by garcia1000; 08-05-2010 at 11:31 AM.
Reason: It was almost good enough for Konrad but I can't get the punchline to work smoothly
I don't think this is strong enough to be it's own thread but, what are the best ice cream bars, snacks, etc. to bring into work that will make co-workers jealous to the highest degree? I need to know about jealousy levels over the widest range of people and about the highest levels of irritation.
This LC thread is lame at the moment so here is a funny joke you guys! It wasn't good enough for Konrad, but it's good enough for you!
So Alan is studying astronomy at the university. He has a friend, Bob, who is a food critic for a magazine. So one day they see a job posting for part-time astronomers. It's a 3 month project and pays $10-12k. They both apply for it and Alan thinks he has a better chance because he is studying the subject.
It turns out that they both got the job! Then they compare their salaries, Alan is getting paid $10k, but Bob is getting paid $11k! Alan thinks it's totally unfair. "Bob, how come I'm the one studying astronomy, but you get paid $1k more? You just know about food!"
So Bob says, "Hey, it's astronomy with a G!"
This could... be solidly bonqueish I guess but it doesn't really come together yet. You need to find a way to make it more succinct. Perhaps visuals will help?