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On a douche-o-meter of 1-10 how bad is a friend of mine at my local bar (not his) asking a bar tender who he hasn't seen in 6+ months whether she lost the weight(~50 lbs) by catching a tape-worm or the HIV?

Some relevant facts here are that she actually looks MUCH worse than she did before the weight loss and MANY people have told her so. She is also borderline anorexic ATM and that I usually frequent the place about once a week or so and would like to continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

08-08-2010 , 04:13 AM

#579

Lazy Meatball

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I find this to be about a 5 on the personal amusement meter

08-08-2010 , 04:27 AM

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garcia1000

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The best part of having a penis is when you are pooping, and then when you are done there is a bit of poo that is clinging to the toilet bowl, then you wash it off by directing a stream of pee at it. That is the best part.

08-08-2010 , 09:08 AM

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gregorio

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exciting news. Alvin the Chipmunk's 181-day ban is up in 1 day, 5 hours!

08-08-2010 , 09:36 AM

#582

sightless

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7.78

08-08-2010 , 12:15 PM

#583

Noah.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by garcia1000

Urinal Cake Eroding...Eroding...Eroding...Gone!

08-08-2010 , 12:42 PM

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kioshk

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The urine stream is believed to have formed the Grand Canyon and the Mississippi River delta.

08-08-2010 , 01:36 PM

#585

Noah.

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Never noticed this before from Back to the Future.

08-08-2010 , 01:52 PM

#586

ohead

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theres A LOT of small stuff like that in bttf, awesome movies

08-08-2010 , 03:01 PM

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Dids

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzjZJJA4R50

Kittens. Good at jumping, not as good at landing.

08-08-2010 , 03:13 PM

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Claunchy

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Tony,

That's not a super happening area as far as nightlife goes. There is probably some decent food to be had nearby, but if you're looking at anything resembling an "Austin" experience (e.g., live music and slutty UT girls) you're probably going to have to take a cab into downtown.

08-08-2010 , 03:49 PM

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Anacardo

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'BufordP****head' is awfully crude.

08-08-2010 , 04:06 PM

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Tony_P

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Claunchy

These slutty UT girls you speak of, do they have incredibly low standards or should I just not bother?

08-08-2010 , 04:09 PM

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ESnow

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Tony, unless you look like Jabba the Hutt, you'll find good times in Austin. Just like any college town. And if you aren't having success with the ladies, wait until they've had a couple more drinks, then try again.

08-08-2010 , 04:22 PM

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Claunchy

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Quote:

Originally Posted by ESnow

Tony, unless you look like Jabba the Hutt

08-08-2010 , 05:56 PM

#593

27offsuit

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Anacardo

'BufordP****head' is awfully crude.

Do I need to take action on this? Haven't been there in a while.

08-08-2010 , 06:32 PM

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benza13

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thats also dids youtube name, assume cardo is talking about youtube, not the other place

08-08-2010 , 06:47 PM

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Borodog

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Got a Mac question for anybody out there. A year or two ago my wife bought a macbook from a guy on Craigslist. When she got the machine, it had a metric ****tonne of probably less than legal software on it (**** like Garage Band; stuff neither of us even know how to use). She doesn't even use any of this ****, but it constantly wants to be updated. However, I don't want to try to update it and have Steve Jobs shut the machine down or send the cops because we have pirated software.

Any opinion on whether it would be fine to just update it, or tips on how to just delete it (I know both diddly and squat about macs)?

08-08-2010 , 07:04 PM

#596

lonely_but_rich

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Garage band came with my mac.

08-08-2010 , 07:08 PM

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Borodog

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This is valuable infomomo imo.

08-08-2010 , 07:14 PM

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lonely_but_rich

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Anything else you're suspicious of?

08-08-2010 , 07:27 PM

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Borodog

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