27, it was me, not Howard. Fake internet lawyer here; not a bona fide one like HT.

Assuming (see above fake internet lawyer disclaimer) it was filed at their home due to convenience. Easily could be wrong about where it was filed, but my internet lawyer non-expertise is guessing it would be worse for the brother if in MA.

I know it was you TOM, I was saying I'll be interested in what Howard has to say.

I might be wrong about where the suit is originating from.

The other issue here is that the lady is old and could have ran up quite the medical expenses.

And yea my brother felt bad and stayed with her until mountain rescue came to try and dotherightthing even after this crazy old hag bombed into him.

Sounds like that woman caused a lot of negligent infliction of emotional distress when she crashed in to him.

Typically you want to hurt olds instead of youngs. Less years left to pay for. You'd have a tough time trying to shove that through our courts here but in lolAmerica who knows. We're not backward savages with the whole medical care thing like you guys so there'd be nothing really to sue for, though.

"I'm going to go get help ma'am"

*skis directly to car and leaves*

Olds don't belong on ski slopes. They're for unsupervised kids to do drugs and have sex.

Jose,

It seems that you don't see that the problem in this scenario is you. Yesterday you posted itt that you weren't going to have sex, and that you'd told him as much. You then followed that up by saying that you were super horny and that maybe you would.

Then you went over to the guy's house to "Netflix and chill". In the parlance of our times this is a euphemism for have sex. Are you unaware of this euphemism?

Sometime after arrival, but before the games began, you told him in no uncertain terms that you wouldn't be having sex.

After that you proceeded to "do everything but" have sex.

Today you report that you think you're a little much for him, and you're obviously disappointed that sex was not had. Furthermore, your report basically disparages the guy for not making it happen, and you report that you wanted it to happen.

You seem to have wanted the guy to understand that no meant yes in the time of the "no means no" and "me too" movements.

There's no need to tone down you're aggressiveness. Guys like it when chics want to jump they're bones. Guys don't care for it when you put them in a lose lose position. Had he acted when you tried to jump his bones he'd be in a bad spot today if you had remorse. Now he's in a bad spot because he took you at your word and you're disappointed, combined with the fact you think he didn't like you're advances. He liked your advances, he didn't like that you advanced after saying "no you can't".

There's no need to tone your **** down. Just don't say no right before you try to hide the salami.

I agree, I’m def the problem in this scenario.

Going to reread what you wrote a few times and stop being dumb and overthinking everything

Fortunately for you we're very simple creatures. He still wants to Netfilx and chill. Next time just say "yes" or "yes with x caveats" before jumping on top of him. Obviously you still need to proceed with caution since it's a new relationship.

Poor Dinner Dude. Josie’s playing games with him.

I’m beginning to think we didn’t hear the whole story about Lobster Boy.

Poor guy probably spent all afternoon beating it so that he wouldn't be uncontrollably aroused while chilling and watching a movie. Then all of a sudden demands are being placed on his physically spent anatomy. What's a guy to do?

I guess he doesn't read the online dating thread or he'd know this means he's having sex 100% of the time.

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sweet, sweet sweet, sweet city woman
I can see your face, I can hear your voice,
I can almost touch you

The Stampeders

That guy sounds like a bit of a mommy's boy, to me. The 40 year virgin comment wins the mucho thread vote value and deserves a pic

Does anyone know what this is? A friend found it in her desk drawer. It opens up and there are some weird scribbles on the inside.

Whore!

Lobster boy story was factual, as was this.

I’m prolly too honest here. In person, perhaps not as forthcoming.

Tonight I’m taking 27o’s advice: stay cool honey bunny, like Fonzi.

I’m going w handmade wooden trinket container w the artist’s initials inside.

Any Tool fans in here?
https://youtu.be/q7DfQMPmJRI

NBD, it just opens a portal to Hell

Listening to the song, enjoying it and my day off.

R*R😘

the 's you're sending me are making my heart grow. whoville will be pleased.

You two are such a cute e-couple!