Dodger, really no hurry on this. Take your time.

The show is called Milf Money. Very Josie carries a little gun in her purse, her new savant boyfriend carries a bigger one.

I like the concept but no guns.

How bout I carry money in my purse and play poker until I can jam any more hundos in it? I'll practice tonight and tomorrow night.

And he's not my boyfriend!

Never got to see Stranger Things.

As soon as I got there he told me his internet was going in and out. Liar! But it was true. We got to see a little and then it would freeze.

I dunno how it went. No homerun obviously.

I think I'm a bit much for him (and maybe anyone?).

That's how I read it, at least.

lol

“Hank, you were flirting with that woman.”
“Don’t be ridiculous. I didn’t even tell her I was a propane salesman.”

Episode 1 - Will it fit?

Might be so good it doesn't need a plot. I sense real potential.

What does that mean?

Also, he is your boyfriend.

I think I was a little too...aggressive maybe? He's a low key kind of person.

but don't get me wrong, it was really nice.

not sure what "a little too aggressive" means

did you try to pull his dick out and he recoiled in horror?

He's gay.

That assumes she already put it in.

C'mon! He would have been M's boyfriend two dates ago. What is wrong with you?

No and no.

He is not!

It's just that I was um, on him like white on rice. Literally and figuratively. I get overly excited. Which some guys would like...I think he liked it but maybe not loved it. Like I said aggressive.

Imma tone that shiat down.

Cliffs:

Josie: We aren't having sex tonight.
Guy: Ok
Josie: Jumps on top of him and does everything but.

We primed the hump.

Sorry Joise, we led you astray. Ya know, asexual people are nice people too. Just talk to the average OOTard, they're not bad per se.

And he said something about how he'd have to work really hard to get a woman's interest and this is too easy or something like that, or like he'd do a lot more...

I dunno. I don't date and I don't play games and make men work or pay...I mean the dinner date was nice but I don't need that crap all the time, but it's like he expects me to expect it? Ack, I dunno

He's like:

You don't want sex and made that very clear. Now you're making moves.

You seem to like this, me too. Wait, me too!

****. Have a nice night crazy lady.

Question for fake lawyers of OOT:

My brother was skiing in Maine earlier this year and a woman and her friend came out of another trail uncontrollably toward him merging into his trail. His trail had no signs of a merge or to slow down so he was not expecting it. He swerved to avoid the first and was unable to avoid the second, making impact. My brother was untouched but the other person was injured and went off in an ambulance. He filled out an accident report with the mountain explaining the situation. He was skiing with someone who witnessed it all.

He is being served a civil suit in Massachusetts now claiming damages for the accident.

Assuming he was clearly not at fault and that he will succeed in the coming legal hassle, does he have any prayer at recovering legal fees or is he basically guaranteed to have to lose a bunch of money for this person's negligence?

Very Josie,

Giving mixed signals at the poker table is +EV.

Giving mixed sexual signals on a date is -EV.

^^
Heed no advice except from MLYLT especially in regards to poker and love life.

He needs a real lawyer.

I would guess this is very state-dependent and would be better off if the suit were moved to ME rather than MA. He is better off simply paying attorney fees if he can't recover them (perhaps he can) than if he doesn't engage a good lawyer. In my area people used to go after the defendant's home-owners policy--no idea if this may happen with your brother. Maybe a real lawyer will chime in here. Good luck to your brother. What a PITA.

I guess he's really on the spectrum and/or one of those 40 year old virgins or something, unlucky. I honestly have no idea if this relationship is worth the hassle for you.

You need to change your name to Very Overthinking.

Unless I missed something, it doesn't sound like he reacted poorly to your wanton advances.

Larry,

This is why when two soccer moms come flying into you at a ski resort and you steamroll one of them, you should IMMEDIATELY call it a day and leave the mountain POSTHASTE.

Filling out an accident report is next-level not smart. What good could ever come from that? Only bad comes from that.


They are going after your brother because they have no case whatsoever with the mountain. I'll be interested to hear why Howard thinks this was served in MA instead of ME. Has to be some reason behind it.

I've literally sworn off skiing altogether for stuff like this, as well as my older son having his leg carved open by a ski edge and my wife blowing out her knee on a ****ing bunny slope a couple years ago. Done!

Son ended up winning a +90k judgement after a full trial in which our lawyer had to prove gross negligence, as all MA ski resorts are protected from general run-of-the-mill negligence. He carved up a high-priced Boston attorney over the course of two days, which was a joy to watch. If you want his info PM me. He is a great defense lawyer as well.