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08-07-2019 , 04:54 PM

#101

whatthejish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

Sorry to hear you've never had good sex. Or even mediocre sex for that matter.

Dude, you're a dog.

Good sex is great, but *new* sex only happens once per relationship. This is not the science of rockets.

08-07-2019 , 04:57 PM

#102

gregorio

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

Ha! He is tall and slim...

Still need confirmation on that angle though

08-07-2019 , 05:29 PM

#103

Very Josie

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Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

Sorry to hear you've never had good sex. Or even mediocre sex for that matter.

I love how you jump from A to Q with your assumptions.

Spoiler:

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

Josie, don't listen to the dips. Taking it slow is the smart play-- this is literally the most exciting time in the whole sex game. I think if everyone commenting actually re-examined their own sexual history, they'd also agree. Nothing wrong in drawing it out, this is the fun part.

Yes! Other than the dinner, time together has been playing poker at diff tables. It will be nice to spend some time together tonight.

He just texted me asking if I’d like him to pick me up even though I’m going to his place. So sweet but I declined.

08-07-2019 , 05:57 PM

#104

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,191

Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

lol, well at least you didn't take it personally.

I was just tapped.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

Yes! Other than the dinner, time together has been playing poker at diff tables. It will be nice to spend some time together tonight.

Perhaps a super bacon cheeseburger?

Or three?

Quote:

He just texted me asking if I’d like him to pick me up even though I’m going to his place. So sweet but I declined.

Woah this guy is like code with babs' game.

08-07-2019 , 07:19 PM

#105

Didace

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

Good sex is great, but *new* sex only happens once per relationship. This is not the science of rockets.

Let's get real here. Not everyone has just celebrated their sweet sixteenth and has a lifetime of opportunities ahead of them. Every time there is an opportunity for sex and you pass, that's just one more time you'll never get back. Can't put these chances in the bank and withdraw them later. They are gone forever.

08-07-2019 , 07:25 PM

#106

whatthejish

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I mean, that sounds like more of a you problem.

08-07-2019 , 07:37 PM

#107

Villian1

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

He just texted me asking if I’d like him to pick me up even though I’m going to his place. So sweet but I declined.

I'm glad you declined his offer. It would be awkward to ask him for a ride home if things don't go as well as you are hoping. Not to mention an awkward drive home/no kiss goodnight or maybe a pity kiss goodnight. Well played.

08-07-2019 , 07:45 PM

#108

pokeraz

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Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,869

True, anticipation of sex with someone is special. But when you are as old as Jose, meh.

08-07-2019 , 07:53 PM

#109

Very Josie

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Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokeraz

True, anticipation of sex with someone is special. But when you are as old as Jose, meh.

I’m more offended at the “Meh” than the “old”.

If I wanted quick easy sex, I could get it. Yes I’m old, and that shiat is for when I was younger.

08-07-2019 , 07:55 PM

#110

Very Josie

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

I think it’s you who has the attitude of a 16 year old.

08-07-2019 , 11:07 PM

#111

grando1.0

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So is King of the Hill worse than Rick and Morty? Discuss.

08-07-2019 , 11:38 PM

#112

lonely_but_rich

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I'm sure I watched every episode of KotH when it was on but I can't remember one plot.

08-07-2019 , 11:59 PM

#113

gregorio

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There was the one where he sold a propane grill to that guy.

08-08-2019 , 01:33 AM

#114

grando1.0

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Lol

08-08-2019 , 01:34 AM

#115

grando1.0

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The correct answer of course is that they're both terrible

08-08-2019 , 02:37 AM

#116

microbet

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Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 56,578

Quote:

Originally Posted by patron

Microbet,

Is this your house?

Micro's pink emoji house

It's pretty close to my house.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kioshk

Pretty sure microbet left 2p2 in the Great Politard Migration awhile back.

08-08-2019 , 04:17 AM

#117

All-inMcLovin

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Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 49,557

Quote:

Originally Posted by grando1.0

Lol

A+

08-08-2019 , 05:42 AM

#118

kioshk

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Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 92,828

Quote:

Originally Posted by grando1.0

So is King of the Hill worse than Rick and Morty? Discuss.

both brilliant shows, I wouldn't say worse, no. Very different. And KotH had to make way more eps so the quality is more inconsistent.

08-08-2019 , 08:04 AM

#119

DoctorZangief

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Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 2,559

Yeah they're both great. Koth was a bit more subtle about it though, so lefties and nerds prolly dismissed it before trying it.

08-08-2019 , 08:20 AM

#120

lonely_but_rich

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We should pool OOT's talent and make a tv show. We'd get rich.

08-08-2019 , 09:50 AM

#121

DodgerIrish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by lonely_but_rich

I'm sure I watched every episode of KotH when it was on but I can't remember one plot.

Pie a la mode tho.

One where he trained Bobby by throwing a rug on him and spraying it with a hose too.

08-08-2019 , 09:50 AM

#122

DodgerIrish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

There was the one where he sold a propane grill to that guy.

Are you ****ing kidding me?

08-08-2019 , 09:52 AM

#123

DodgerIrish

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Or was that every episode? *lols irl at self*

I only watched a handful of episodes but I always remember pie a la mode was the deal clincher on one where the sale was the plotline.