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08-07-2019 , 03:40 PM

#76

gregorio

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Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 39,313

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

You know this is code, right?

MLY will be furious

08-07-2019 , 03:41 PM

#77

Minimalist

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Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,510

Has he offered to suck your pussy until your head caves in?

Spoiler:

08-07-2019 , 03:46 PM

#78

DodgerIrish

Fraudulent Zodiac

Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

You know this is code, right?

M is gonna be so pissed.

08-07-2019 , 03:49 PM

#79

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

More liked than me? Dinner guy told me he was the luckiest guy in the world.

You know who else said that?

A guy dying from Lou Gehrig's disease: Lou Gherig.

08-07-2019 , 03:50 PM

#80

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

MLY will be furious

you son of a *****

08-07-2019 , 03:51 PM

#81

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

He's a little different. Slightly Asperger maybe, definitely uber honest, rule follower. He'd be more likely to stop than me since I told him there wasn't going to be a home run, and I'm, um, horny.

You know what this is code for?

Spoiler:

08-07-2019 , 03:54 PM

#82

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

FYI Sat night he was all “pick any night” but I haven’t heard from him since. No confirming we are still on. Should I text him? I’m thinking no.

lol if he's an aspie; he's not playing mind games.

Hit that dick up. He's literally literal.

08-07-2019 , 03:57 PM

#83

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minimalist

Has he offered to suck your pussy until your head caves in?

Spoiler:

No he has not. Wish I'd known this about YTF before he was effing dead!

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

You know what this is code for?

Spoiler:

Well then gg but game over.

Quote:

Originally Posted by gregorio

MLY will be furious

Ha! He is tall and slim...

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

M is gonna be so pissed.

Getting slow in your old age.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

lol if he's an aspie; he's not playing mind games.

Hit that dick up. He's literally literal.

Maybe barely an aspie and yes he's literal, which I like.

08-07-2019 , 03:58 PM

#84

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

My buddy once had this exchange w/ a girl walking around campus during college orientation (swear to god).

Buddy: Hey, can I have your number?
Girl: No
Buddy: Please
Girl: No
Buddy: C'mon, I'm not going to do anything with it

08-07-2019 , 04:01 PM

#85

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Same guy. Tagging along to meetup w/ a girl at her remote campus that he likes.

Buddy: I just hope she doesn't notice the dead tooth you gave me. (Playing basketball he caught an elbow and it immediately turned grey.)
...
Girl: Hi, Harry! How's it been going?
Buddy: Not so great *points to dead tooth*

08-07-2019 , 04:07 PM

#86

Alpha Fish

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,826

Josie's blog is getting harder to follow so not sure if I missed anything but if the dude said "any day is good" it usually literally means "just pick a day to ****" so fire up that booty call any time you like

ymmv

08-07-2019 , 04:07 PM

#87

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

No he has not. Wish I'd known this about YTF before he was effing dead!

Woah.

Hey girl,

I can eat a peach for hours.

08-07-2019 , 04:08 PM

#88

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha Fish

Josie's blog is getting harder to follow so not sure if I missed anything but if the dude said "any day is good" it usually literally means "just pick a day to ****" so fire up that booty call any time you like

ymmv

Damn straight.

Now, I'm not real confident of bro's motion. But who knows?

08-07-2019 , 04:09 PM

#89

DodgerIrish

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Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 28,186

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Damn straight.

Now, I'm not real confident of bro's motion. But who knows?

You know it!

Spoiler:

08-07-2019 , 04:17 PM

#90

whatthejish

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I suddenly understand how DodgerIrish has over 20,000 posts.

08-07-2019 , 04:18 PM

#91

pokeraz

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Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 3,866

27o, you going to be ok?

08-07-2019 , 04:21 PM

#92

Didace

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I'm not saying this guy is expecting sex, maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but he's 100% hoping for it.

08-07-2019 , 04:23 PM

#93

Very Josie

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Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alpha Fish

Yes, I'm sure he'd love that but for now we are just progressing from the hottt good night kiss, that now involves his hands feeling all the curves.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

Woah.

Hey girl,

I can eat a peach for hours.

Jesus, I can't take it for hours.

08-07-2019 , 04:30 PM

#94

27offsuit

actions have consequences!

Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 38,524

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokeraz

27o, you going to be ok?

It's been a rough day...

08-07-2019 , 04:33 PM

#95

Alpha Fish

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Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 3,826

Quote:

Originally Posted by Very Josie

Yes, I'm sure he'd love that but for now we are just progressing from the hottt good night kiss, that now involves his hands feeling all the curves.

come on lady, if you're horny and you know he's up for it just do it

it's not some kind of RPG where you need to finish a quest or something, just skip a level

but maybe he's into edging so idk

08-07-2019 , 04:35 PM

#96

Very Josie

I'm a Goddamned Artist

Join Date: Jul 2015 Posts: 4,656

Quote:

Originally Posted by Didace

I'm not saying this guy is expecting sex, maybe he is, maybe he isn't, but he's 100% hoping for it.

Definitely

08-07-2019 , 04:42 PM

#97

DodgerIrish

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Quote:

Originally Posted by whatthejish

I suddenly understand how DodgerIrish has over 20,000 posts.

This is like telling a 6 foot guy, "I now see why you're 190 pounds."

Sorry tho, you guys can return to your thread full of content.

08-07-2019 , 04:43 PM

#98

whatthejish

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Josie, don't listen to the dips. Taking it slow is the smart play-- this is literally the most exciting time in the whole sex game. I think if everyone commenting actually re-examined their own sexual history, they'd also agree. Nothing wrong in drawing it out, this is the fun part.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DodgerIrish

This is like telling a 6 foot guy, "I now see why you're 190 pounds."

Sorry tho, you guys can return to your thread full of content.

lol, well at least you didn't take it personally.