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08-22-2019 , 05:45 AM
And of course, Happy Birthday, Josiah!
08-22-2019 , 06:16 AM
Happy early mid birth week, jabroni
08-22-2019 , 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by R*R
But everything I know about you Joise at this point in time forces me to dedicate this song to you inclusive of a slow dance for you an Mclovin.


08-22-2019 , 10:25 AM
Thank you all so much, I appreciate it all, even the jabroni calling. It was a low key but good birthday.

I still think me being mod was a sub-par choice but (never look a gift-horse in the mouth) I'm going to work on it! I need in lessons!
08-22-2019 , 10:26 AM
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Originally Posted by LKJ
Epitome of LKJ
08-22-2019 , 10:32 AM
Maybe you can teach LKJ poker and in return he can teach you "mod."
08-22-2019 , 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Steve350
Maybe you can teach LKJ poker and in return he can teach you "mod."
Nah, he's too far away. 27o, otoh, is right in the neighborhood.
08-23-2019 , 02:07 PM
Late Happy Birthday to you, Josie. You make things better in oot just by being here I've noticed, using your superpowers for good not evil!
08-23-2019 , 06:50 PM
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Originally Posted by abysmal01
Sorry to hear that, I've been told they're horrifically painful. Hope it went ok!
They still rock and Mick and Ronnie still move like they're 34 year olds with hip problems.
08-23-2019 , 06:53 PM
A good way to age yourself is being offended at getting called jabroni.

Last edited by DoctorZangief; 08-23-2019 at 06:54 PM. Reason: Idk wut it even means cuz im 22. yeet! yeet! okurrr.
08-23-2019 , 06:59 PM
happy 60th jose!
08-24-2019 , 01:07 PM
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Originally Posted by kioshk
Late Happy Birthday to you, Josie. You make things better in oot just by being here I've noticed, using your superpowers for good not evil!
kioshk,

All your posts are masterpieces, including this. Ty so much

Quote:
Originally Posted by chopstick
happy 60th jose!
Go the extra mile and use caps once in a while. Kids these days. *eyeroll*

Last edited by Very Josie; 08-24-2019 at 01:07 PM. Reason: Ty chop. Stay safe
08-24-2019 , 10:44 PM
V. Josie looks damn good for 60!
08-26-2019 , 09:10 AM
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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
V. Josie looks damn good for 60!
What the actual ****.

All in, I know you mean well, but what the actual ****.
08-26-2019 , 09:19 AM
Yeah 50 year old women get furious when you get their age wrong.
08-26-2019 , 09:35 AM
Imagine how 51 year old women feel!
08-26-2019 , 09:46 AM
Horny?
08-26-2019 , 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Very Josie
Imagine how 51 year old women feel!
Do you know any we could ask?
08-26-2019 , 10:03 AM
As a 22 year old the idea of feeling a 51 year old woman makes me queezy.
08-26-2019 , 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by DodgerIrish
Horny?
This cat reads minds.

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Originally Posted by Didace
Do you know any we could ask?
Certainly not your wife. Perhaps your daughter?
08-26-2019 , 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by DoctorZangief
As a 22 year old the idea of feeling a 51 year old woman makes me queezy.
Is that what the kids are calling RANDY?

1. Do I make you horny baby?
2. You're not 22 years old.
3. It's queasy.
08-26-2019 , 10:05 AM
08-26-2019 , 10:09 AM
I'm actually feeling down in the dumps today and certainly not horny atm.

Mama's dementia/memory loss is getting to me. My brother committed suicide 22 years ago....still an open wound in my heart.

Mama oscillates from asking me where he is, to telling me he's there in the room with her, visiting her etc.

I'm the one who told her that her son died 22 years ago, and I did it about 3 more times this weekend. Then I stopped and started agreeing with her.
08-26-2019 , 10:11 AM
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Originally Posted by Tuma
Haha, thanks for the laugh!
08-26-2019 , 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Very Josie
What the actual ****.



All in, I know you mean well, but what the actual ****.


The key is to lie up instead of down.

Think about it. ***August I have to start this whore LC Thread***

Why be some okay looking 43 year old when you could be the world’s hottest 71 year old!?

      
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