Awesomeee.

Thanks for the openness, spoon. Don't let the troll posts get to you.

duh.

If its true at all, I would really like to hear about the psychology of the OP. I don't even care about the girl. Why in the world would you date/marry someone so incredibly screwed up? You are basically throwing away your life.

Great thread! She sounds awesome, where can I get one?

serious question - when you say the parents did nothing about the uncle, please tell me they at least stopped it from happening again/kept him away from her?

Meet them here.

It's true, the intraweb has EVERYTHING!

yep this.

also where the eff are the pics

Whitch one makes the best sammiches ?

Not gonna lie, I was a little disappointed when the "I'm a" drop down options were [Male|Female] and not [Paranoid Schizophrenic|Borderline Personality|Narcissist|...]

At least he will never be bored.

can you describe the story of little michelle coming out in way more detail? that seems like it would be a great read.

i'm also curious about the other personalities and what it's like hanging out with them on a daily basis. like, are the suicidal personalities more negative and way less fun to be around? or do they just change in thew ay they react to tense situations?

what would you do if she completely switched to one or a new one and never came back to michelle (asked earlier in the thread but not answered yet)?

for the borderline nympho one, is it like she just immediately starts initiating sex as soon as she switches? what does she do if you bust early?

what do your parents think of her?

Holy **** wtf. Honestly I'm curious why you're still with her? Don't you worry that someday you'll have kids and she'll pull a "Shutter Island"? I'm not trolling and I'm being sincere, but aren't you concerned about your own safety and her own safety?

On a side note, was anyone else slightly genuinely scared reading this? I have a slightly vivid imagination so I kind of play these events out in my head and felt slightly fearful reading this.

Does she want to have your babies?

What are you going to do if she gets pregnant? I mean, with the religious background there really is only 1 option.

Her being pregnant is going to trigger some huge emotions and you won't ever be able to leave her alone with a small child, or so I would assume.

If so, does it bother you that you're not able to have children or was it never something you wanted for yourself in your life anyway?

Do you get any meaningful support from her parents, or do they still believe that she'll be cured by exorcisms? Have you ever confronted them about the uncle thing?

FYP

"When she has amnesia, she always forgets everything back to the same time period when we had been dating just a few months"

this could be amazing if the first few months were just crazy sex everywhere. i gotta get me 1 of these chicks

There is so much material here for snarkiness, it's like shooting fish in a barrel. So I will opt for the other side of the coin.

Over the years, I have dated several legitimately mentally ill girls and women. I still bear some of the scars, literally.

While I cared about them (even convincing myself I was "in love" with them), ultimately the wheels would always come flying off.

In retrospect, that was the best possible thing that could have happened. I was very young and idealistic, and had this idea that I was her one lifeline, etc., and I would always try my best to make it work, but in the end, there was always something so over the top, so absolutely "insane," that I would have to walk away.

There's no other way to say this: You're 25. Even if she weren't bonkers, you shouldn't be marrying her. The fact that she is nuttier than Chinese chicken salad makes it a no-brainer. At 25, you simply do not have the capacity to understand what FIFTY OR SIXTY years will be like, much less that same amount of time spent rushing your wife, yourself, and your kids to the hospital over and over.

Think of the stigma your kids will have to endure. Think of spending time with your in-laws. Your in-laws will become a HUGE part of your life. Normally, they would be vitally important to this entire equation, helping you cope with her episodes in any number of ways. You will likely end up doing the exact opposite--avoiding them at all costs. They sound like imbeciles, so it's not like you'll be reaching out to them at all.

I understand wanting to be loyal to your relationship. It's admirable, especially for someone like her who really needs someone they can trust. But you don't need to make that your life's work.

There is nothing that says you have to marry anyone, much less her, when you are 25 years old and she is 22.

What should be happening instead is you should be getting her treatment and medication and standing by her while you see if modern science can restore her to sanity.

And enjoying the anal with the 9 year old I guess.

I find this fascinating. Most people have asked the questions I would like to see answered for now so I'll just saw thank you for taking the time to make this thread.

What are Michelle's thoughts on the situation? Do you guys discuss this stuff? Of all the billions of girls in the world, why pick a borderline insane one (if you don't view her as insane, please explain why)?

She switches personalities during sex? You ever make any "multiple orgasm" jokes to her?

Serious question: If she developed a male personality and switched on during sex, would you keep going? What if the personality was gay and said a bunch of ****-erotic stuff to you?

do you think you've met all the personalities? do you think there's a chance another personality or 5 will come out over the years? does she?

Is there even chance that she'll be cured?

This is fascinating. Good luck op.

Btw, can you ask her to make 5 accounts and post ITT??

This may be a candidate for thread of the year

holy ****

How exactly do you encourage Rebecca #2 to the forefront? Do you look into Michelle's eyes and say, "Is Rebecca Number Two in there? Can she come out to talk for a minute? Rebecca Number Two-ooo? Hello?"

Marrying this girl is perhaps the worst idea ever. If you started a "should I get married" thread, a mod would just reply "no" as the first post and lock it.

And I'm not saying this as a typical OOTer. Even if you're madly in love with her, DO NOT GET MARRIED.