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It's really hard to explain this without risking getting this post deleted. I guess the best way I could describe it is, they position themselves in a 69 position so it looks and almost feels like you're getting the real thing, but it's just a lubed up hand and wizardry.

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05-17-2018 , 12:43 AM

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I know these feels

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05-18-2018 , 10:31 PM

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Just read this on quora... a bit of a different type of story but thought it was pretty funny

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What's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you at a massage?
Parker Jensen

Answered 13h ago
My shrinkage story. So embarrassing. Happened a few years ago. Never told anyone since it is so personal. True story. I know it’s kind of long but the details are actually pretty funny. Not for me. But maybe for you.

Took a tour through China w friends. Was getting a 90 min scrub and oil massage in the Marriott spa in Chonquin China. Very nice mature lady. Gorgeous facility. Seemed safe.

So here’s the story. I had done a foot massage the previous day and got the same masseuse the next day too. Mature, nice smiling lady. No English. But she looked much more comfortable now.

I showered and put on the pajamas they gave me and followed her to the treatment room and she held paper underwear in one hand and a towel in the other. I chose towel. She put it on the table. And stood there looking at me. I stood there looking at her. She motioned to take stuff off and watched me as I did. I could feel the anxiety building and my heart pounding.

So here’s another thing about me. I have a nice trim athletic body I think. But I get very very nervous being nude in situations like this because my penis is on the small side. I try to fake it and seem ok but it really causes bad anxiety. So I undressed quickly and got on the table face down. Once there and I’m covered up and I’m usually good. But China was different.

The other thing is to keep clean and comfortable when I travel I shave and trim all excess hair down to nothing. Turns out that in China this is considered very effeminate. Explains a lot.

The back scrub came first and it was thorough. Very nice. I got scrubbed everywhere. It was when I had to get up on my hands and knees that realized things were going to be stressful.

Now getting a scrub you are uncovered and wet and i got cold really fast. And when I get cold my penis shrinks like you can’t believe. As I rolled over I hoped it hadn’t. You can’t really tell when you’re face down. But i looked down and…crap…it did.

She didn’t politely ignore it. Or just glance. Just stood there with a washcloth in her hand and stared. I could literally see me get smaller the longer she looked. For any girl reading this that has never seen it, the testicles get pulled way up and all the loose skin crinkles up tight. No woman had ever seen me like this before and I could feel my face flush. But that wasn’t even the worst of it.

After what seemed like forever she folded the washcloth into quarters and covered me up which was sort of funny because draping in the US actually does that, even in a body scrub. But the way she did it was when she was scrubbing the abdomen she moved it down so only the bottom half was covered. Then when she worked on the right or left side she moved it over so only half was covered. I mean, I guess it was better than nothing but I’m not sure what the point was because she could see everything. Oh well. Probably Marriott policy. I’m not sure the paper underwear would have been any better.

But by now my teeth were chattering and I was shivering toward the end I was getting so cooled off. She went and turned on the shower, came back, took off the washcloth and motioned to follow her. Got to the shower and I see a plastic stool and two mitts. I didn’t have the Chinese skills to tell her I could do this myself so what do you do? She used the Mets to scrub off most of the remaining sand and then took them off and used her bare hands starting on my face to my neck arms etc. She then sat down on her stool and with one hand cleaned all of the sand out of my butt crack And with the other started at my bellybutton and brushed down, scrubbed with her hand my entire penis and scrotum, down my right leg. She then rotated me and did the same thing on the left side. I think two most men that would be fun and stimulating but to me it was so embarrassing. Still not the worst part though.

So as it turns out, she dries me off too. It’s really kind of too bad because I think that would’ve been really fun was so self-conscious. For any girls for doing this, imagine how you would feel with a middle-aged Chinese man sitting on a stool in front of you drying you off. And what exactly am I supposed to be looking at while she’s doing that. No idea.

But she is patting dry my pelvic area and she points to my suprapubic area and says something in Chinese. I said the only phrase I knew: I’m sorry I don’t speak Chinese. She kept saying stuff and I just had no idea so I said I’m sorry I don’t understand. I said: translator? At least I think that’s what I said. She went and grabbed a couple towels and handed them to me and motioned for me to sit on the table and left the room.

I assumed she was going out to the desk to have someone translate but it seem like she was gone for a long time. When she came back she was accompanied by one of the reception desk girls who I had actually been kind of flirting with that morning.

The therapist then set a whole bunch of something in Chinese to her and she turned to me and said that she really didn’t know what she was talking about but she wanted to know if you had any skin infections or diseases. I said no.

Talked back-and-forth. Receptionist then told me that the therapist saw some red spots and was concerned. I still have no idea what she’s talking about. Now I don’t know if what happens next is just this therapist or whether it is cultural, but this is what she did. She took wet towel off my shoulders and had me lay down on the table. She pulled the towel towards her until my right side was completely exposed and folded the top down to just below the pubic bone.

Anyway, so the therapist was talking and pointing at some red spots and through the receptionist asked what they were. Now I understood. I told her they were probably from shaving. The therapist when told literally laughed out loud. Why? More comfortable to travel. So no infections or diseases? No.

She clearly thought it was an infection or some condition and was way more relaxed now and laughed and chatted back and forth with the receptionist.

After a bit, the receptionist looked at me and said that the therapist wanted to know if I had had some surgery. No. She says something is gone. I have no idea what she’s talking about. They continue talking back and forth. The out of the freaking blue the therapist recenters the towel and folds it up from the bottom. So the therapist is talking away and reaches down in front of this girl who is standing there in her full Marriott uniform btw, grabs the skin on my scrotum, and gently shakes it up and down several times while she is talking.

The receptionist then looked at me and said that she said “she wants to know why it was empty”. I then realized what she was talking about and said no, that they are in there, they are just pulled way up. I reach down and pointed to where the right side was. So now the therapist moves the towel up even more, feels it, and laughs and looks me and pats my thigh and gives me a thumbs up.

The receptionist then asked me why that happens. I told her when it is cold or when someone is nervous that’s what happens. She translated that and both women laughed. Are you nervous? Yes I am. They laughed again.

So they keep talking, and I’m pretty sure the reception girl is asking questions because there is a lot of pointing going on. I again can’t see but I’m pretty sure I am completely exposed and they are having a conversation about it. The receptionist after a bit of talking said—she wants me to ask you if you prefer girls or boys.

Girls.

Therapist laughs again.

She thought you preferred boys. Because you remove hair. She said if she had known she would not have asked me to come.

Then came the most embarrassing moment of my life. I don’t know what prompted her to do it but the therapist started baby talking in Chinese to my exposed penis and twiddled the tip of it with her index finger then sort of tweaked it like you would like tweak a nipple or something, over and over. I know I looked like a ten year old there and I don’t think there was anything sexual about it. It seemed like it went on for a long time but it was probably less than a minute. They were both laughing. Then she suddenly stopped clapped her said something. The receptionist translated it as “she says yes you like girls”.

That moment was so embarrassing I can hardly even write about it, especially the laughing and the teasing like I was a little kid. It was the most unmanly moment of my life. I think she thought I was gay so she didn’t really think I cared about being seen by women and by the time she figured it out it wa too late.

The receptionist left and we finished the oil massage uneventfully.

I could never look at that receptionist in the eye again. Ive never let a GF ever see that shrinkage ever since either.

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