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05-02-2019 , 09:00 AM
Birds of prey. It’s a dangerous world out there.
05-02-2019 , 09:05 AM
I'll give you $20 for those eggs.
05-02-2019 , 09:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmakin
You do NOT **** with giant ass california ravens. Theyre not only huge but scary smart
They remember the faces of those that wrong them.

https://www.popsci.com/science/artic...ly-smarter-you

https://news.nationalgeographic.com/...-unfair-trade/
05-02-2019 , 09:46 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jmakin
Even my cat is terrified and wont go outside, and she's taken down hundreds of birds. She even got a bat once.
Quote:
Originally Posted by txdome
Bring a tennis racket with not to kill them, but to let them know you could.
If a cat with a bat didn't work, I doubt a tennis racket will.
05-02-2019 , 09:56 AM
Email from Lobster Boy at 9:10am:

Hey, (yes, no Josie, not even a Jose)

I'm not feeling well so I don't think I'm going to make it in today.

Lobster Boy


His 3rd sick day in less than 3 months. The shoe is dropping tomorrow, assuming he comes in.
05-02-2019 , 10:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Very Josie
If a cat with a bat didn't work, I doubt a tennis racket will.
Nice.
05-02-2019 , 10:09 AM
Lol that’s a big dick email right there.

People at my job dont even bother to email they just dont show, lol
05-02-2019 , 03:14 PM
lol, an email?
05-02-2019 , 04:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by whatthejish
lol, an email?
lobsterboy @ spurtmail.com
05-02-2019 , 04:17 PM
I want to believe he's actually been signing all his emails "Lobster Boy" since that lunch.
05-02-2019 , 04:22 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Ungoliant
I want to believe he's actually been signing all his emails "Lobster Boy" since that lunch.
Nah, he signed it "Dan" but I read it as Lobster Boy.

Can't wait to see if he's miraculously better tomorrow.
05-02-2019 , 04:25 PM
In before he actually has cancer

      
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