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Originally Posted by surfinillini
Just blew through this entire thread. Fantastic!
Only one question for you OP: How old were you when you caught teh herp?
bros no herp. no std wow. stds just a myth perpetuated by beta males trying to keep me from getting all that pussy.
i love hotdogging. Love titty ****ing. Love making out while getting handjobs. Relatively safe sex,
I really just like jacking off to hot girls but you have to keep them involved some how. Married chicks love the idea of you jacking off to them. Old man has lost interest, you think she's still hot... easy handjob without her really cheating.
Married dudes, appreciate your woman or she will be jerking me off in the parking lot after work. Just saying.
My real problem is walking like I'm 20 feet tall while packing a small dick. I pull tons of ass and then they have to deal with my six inch. It takes a lot of energy/enthusiasm to overcome that.Tough to overcome that when you are drunk.
I eat a lot of pussy. I eat a lot of ass. I just make out with their pussy until they're going carzy. Then six inches feels okay.
bros you need to treat that pussy like fine Cabernet. Inhale that ****. Treat it like a glass of wine.Give up all control and lose it on her pussy. You have one chance for redemption.
Her butthole is a form of protein. Withoutthat youjust die.