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Old 11-18-2016, 12:34 AM   #251
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Where are you from originally? I really like this AMA and way better than the usual. You and TST's chaptered home game story are go to reading material these days (well late evenings, usually).

And got damn you're right. As American men, we should be able to booze down crown all night to good tunes, **** sexy natural women til you bust off inside with no Jimmy and no worries, and wake up with a pocket full of dough and a nice bacon, egg and cheese on a long Italian seeded roll from a legit dego bakery like there is every few miles in Philly. Then, smoke a fat one, goto the casino, win a thousand at 2/5 - because it's a game that's not too serious, but forreal enough to make a normal, working man's heart pump when shipping a 100bb+ pot, then head to the tavern/bar/pub and rinse and fawking repeat.

That's my dream life. Sad right? LoL. Fk grinding an honest living and not having a big enough roll or less enough responsibilities to take a serious shot at the glamour life of beating 5/T regularly and living cheaply in a nice part of FL. Because idk about the rest of you east coast cats, but I've been here 30 years and I wouldn't care if I never saw snow again.

Keep at it, OP, you're a sharp dude and you paint a great picture of your mentality and surroundings. Thank you for posting.
Yah, poker is an American dream. Start with nothing and build an empire on guts. Learn from your mistakes and bounce back stronger. Make a billion dollars, get drunk, get some pussy and eat a sandwich. I'm just stuck on the drunk pussy sandwich part. Without all the billionaire acumen.
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Old 11-18-2016, 12:37 AM   #252
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I'm a boozer. Coke is just an emergency back up. I've done it (maybe) ten times in my life. Most of those occasions where Bachelor parties, New Years Eve... Spots where I was done but still had a long night ahead. It's like aspirin to me. I don't get any enjoyment from it but it works.

I'm old now.

No debts to bookies but I am busto on sports. Fading my action will get you millions. Over is the funnest bet besides betting closer's (horse racing).
1. Fade yourself.
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Old 11-18-2016, 02:52 AM   #253
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1. Fade yourself.
2. ??????
3. Millions
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Old 11-21-2016, 11:47 AM   #254
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thinking about coming to Vegas for CES week and play. Would like to drink at your bar and just watch the show!
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Old 11-21-2016, 07:08 PM   #255
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thinking about coming to Vegas for CES week and play. Would like to drink at your bar and just watch the show!
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Old 11-29-2016, 04:21 AM   #256
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thinking about coming to Vegas for CES week and play. Would like to drink at your bar and just watch the show!
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Yees...h not going public and dealing with angry husbands/boyfriends/employers...

Any main bar at any strip casino will yield the results you are looking for.

Just drink and play slow and hang out and you'll get a good story.

Don't hang on the strip very often but whatever the big main bar at the strat and the bar closest to the book at ceasars... i've been mobbed by smoking hot hookers who will still hang out and have fun even if you aren't trying to john.

Me and two other guys were half assed railbirding our buddy in a tourney at the strat. We had busted and went to the bar during break. Next thing, these three hookers are sitting on our laps playing our machines and making us order them shots. Nothing came from it but I'll let them playtwentys until themoney runs out if they're grindingon me.

I'm not proud of who I am.
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Old 11-29-2016, 04:47 AM   #257
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I'm not proud of who I am.
This should be put into the OP.
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Old 11-29-2016, 07:29 AM   #258
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Undertitle imo.
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Old 12-02-2016, 01:34 AM   #259
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I'm not proud of who I am.[/QUOTE]

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Old 12-02-2016, 03:31 AM   #260
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Old 09-13-2017, 05:52 PM   #261
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I am not a crazy person. I drink a lot of whiskey. I drink a lot of beer. Maybe not trust worthy. Maybe not anything really. But something in the first few moments makes me think maybe. If I'm drunk enough. If she's drunk enough. Then something amazing might happen. Something amazing...

Just feeling somebody wanting you.

****. How many cats out there who won't feel that? Strutting across the casino floor one night. And there's this kid in a wheel chair. He had a comic book spread across his lap and was drooling all over himself. I'm strutting by like the king of the world and we catch eyes.

My life stops. I keep walking but my life stops. "Why do you get to walk around feeling good?" That's what his eyes were asking me. Why do you get to move around all happy while I sit here watching my grandpa play penny slots. Just ignored. Just walked by. And no pretty girl will ever want to kiss him.
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:03 PM   #262
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Good to have you back BA, keep em coming
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Old 09-13-2017, 06:34 PM   #263
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I'm going to pound this last beer. I'm going to smoke this last cigarette. I'm going to sit here and look at these same six palm trees that I've been looking at for years. I'm going to listen to the rolling stones. I'm going to listen to Beethoven. I am going to watch the clouds roll by. I am going to do all of these things.

and I will tell you what I am not going to do which is waste another moment.
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Old 09-13-2017, 07:26 PM   #264
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You'll be back.
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Old 09-13-2017, 07:27 PM   #265
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Old 09-14-2017, 04:06 PM   #266
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Struggling to find a way to be myself without hurting other people.

Been banging this little 20 something for months. My buddy just expressed interest in her. He's 15 years younger. I can't give her what she's looking for. So old, so drunk, so tired.

I'm listening to Chicago.

There's this hot latina where I work. With this giant ass. And these big titties. She only dates younger dudes. I just want her to sit on my face so bad. She won't **** with me because I'm married.

So many people want what I get. And I can't get anything I want.

I was banging this girl, bartender. I'm playing at the bar and this guy next to me asks, "Whatever happened to so and so?" She works there now. She was so hot. I know, you should go and see her there. She was so hot. I know...

This dude wants to **** this girl but he's sitting next to me talking about how he wants to **** this girl i have no idea what you people are doing and i don't care getting drunk and stoned to steely dan down $

then boz scaggs lowdown lol retiring soon
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Old 09-19-2017, 03:58 PM   #267
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Just drunk as ****. Just listening to The Rolling Stones. Just wishing my head would explode. Just wishing I didn't have to work a job. Just wishing the people around me could see my best side.

I masturbate to girls I want to ****. When I'm drunk I wish I was sober. When I get money I gamble it away. When I'm broke I wish I had money.

The girls I want to **** won't **** me. The girls I **** don't want me either.

I can't catch it.

Some wretched old man struggling up the street, Sandals, cargo shorts, sun hat, just struggling up the street. Exhausted. He's over it just done.

This young hottie is blowing up my phone and I'm sitting here pounding beers smoking cigarettes and waiting for something meaningful to roll into these words.

My head is on fire. I can't catch my breath. There is a poison in me. I can feel it burning my brain. My breath is hot. My mouth is dry.

This girl keeps feeding me shots. I keep feeding her twentys. She leaves. She comes back with yoga. Pants on. She sits on my face. I slip off into oblivion.
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Old 09-19-2017, 04:11 PM   #268
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:38 PM   #269
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moar fat, briny oysters itt
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Old 09-19-2017, 10:44 PM   #270
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Keep it coming man awesome thread
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Old 09-20-2017, 07:42 PM   #271
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Scottish people are rare in America and they are cool as ****.
I'll be damned.

One of the best passengers I had when I drove Uber was a drunk Scottish woman. Super cool and hilarious.

She wanted to have a trivia contest.

I was having trouble coming up with good questions. She told me my questions were ****e.

She gave me a question, I don't remember it, but I kept throwing out answers, she'd say, Wrong, wrong.

Finally I said I give up, what's the answer?

"I don't fookin know"

We laughed our asses off the whole ride.

Now I think maybe she wasn't as unique as I'd believed.
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Old 09-20-2017, 10:12 PM   #272
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Nice bump. Thank you for the stories.
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Old 09-20-2017, 11:46 PM   #273
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Lol at the haters, nits, and is this in the right forum pedants.

Beer and a shot.
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Old Yesterday, 01:13 AM   #274
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This is the best thread on all of 2p2.

MOAR.
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Old Yesterday, 11:14 AM   #275
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Lol at the haters, nits, and is this in the right forum pedants.

Beer and a shot.
What kind?
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