Yah, poker is an American dream. Start with nothing and build an empire on guts. Learn from your mistakes and bounce back stronger. Make a billion dollars, get drunk, get some pussy and eat a sandwich. I'm just stuck on the drunk pussy sandwich part. Without all the billionaire acumen.

1. Fade yourself.
2. ??????
3. Millions

omg

thinking about coming to Vegas for CES week and play. Would like to drink at your bar and just watch the show!

+1

Yees...h not going public and dealing with angry husbands/boyfriends/employers...

Any main bar at any strip casino will yield the results you are looking for.

Just drink and play slow and hang out and you'll get a good story.

Don't hang on the strip very often but whatever the big main bar at the strat and the bar closest to the book at ceasars... i've been mobbed by smoking hot hookers who will still hang out and have fun even if you aren't trying to john.

Me and two other guys were half assed railbirding our buddy in a tourney at the strat. We had busted and went to the bar during break. Next thing, these three hookers are sitting on our laps playing our machines and making us order them shots. Nothing came from it but I'll let them playtwentys until themoney runs out if they're grindingon me.

I'm not proud of who I am.

This should be put into the OP.

Undertitle imo.

I'm not proud of who I am.[/QUOTE]

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omg yes

I am not a crazy person. I drink a lot of whiskey. I drink a lot of beer. Maybe not trust worthy. Maybe not anything really. But something in the first few moments makes me think maybe. If I'm drunk enough. If she's drunk enough. Then something amazing might happen. Something amazing...

Just feeling somebody wanting you.

****. How many cats out there who won't feel that? Strutting across the casino floor one night. And there's this kid in a wheel chair. He had a comic book spread across his lap and was drooling all over himself. I'm strutting by like the king of the world and we catch eyes.

My life stops. I keep walking but my life stops. "Why do you get to walk around feeling good?" That's what his eyes were asking me. Why do you get to move around all happy while I sit here watching my grandpa play penny slots. Just ignored. Just walked by. And no pretty girl will ever want to kiss him.

Good to have you back BA, keep em coming

I'm going to pound this last beer. I'm going to smoke this last cigarette. I'm going to sit here and look at these same six palm trees that I've been looking at for years. I'm going to listen to the rolling stones. I'm going to listen to Beethoven. I am going to watch the clouds roll by. I am going to do all of these things.

and I will tell you what I am not going to do which is waste another moment.

You'll be back.

+1

Struggling to find a way to be myself without hurting other people.

Been banging this little 20 something for months. My buddy just expressed interest in her. He's 15 years younger. I can't give her what she's looking for. So old, so drunk, so tired.

I'm listening to Chicago.

There's this hot latina where I work. With this giant ass. And these big titties. She only dates younger dudes. I just want her to sit on my face so bad. She won't **** with me because I'm married.

So many people want what I get. And I can't get anything I want.

I was banging this girl, bartender. I'm playing at the bar and this guy next to me asks, "Whatever happened to so and so?" She works there now. She was so hot. I know, you should go and see her there. She was so hot. I know...

This dude wants to **** this girl but he's sitting next to me talking about how he wants to **** this girl i have no idea what you people are doing and i don't care getting drunk and stoned to steely dan down $

then boz scaggs lowdown lol retiring soon

Just drunk as ****. Just listening to The Rolling Stones. Just wishing my head would explode. Just wishing I didn't have to work a job. Just wishing the people around me could see my best side.

I masturbate to girls I want to ****. When I'm drunk I wish I was sober. When I get money I gamble it away. When I'm broke I wish I had money.

The girls I want to **** won't **** me. The girls I **** don't want me either.

I can't catch it.

Some wretched old man struggling up the street, Sandals, cargo shorts, sun hat, just struggling up the street. Exhausted. He's over it just done.

This young hottie is blowing up my phone and I'm sitting here pounding beers smoking cigarettes and waiting for something meaningful to roll into these words.

My head is on fire. I can't catch my breath. There is a poison in me. I can feel it burning my brain. My breath is hot. My mouth is dry.

This girl keeps feeding me shots. I keep feeding her twentys. She leaves. She comes back with yoga. Pants on. She sits on my face. I slip off into oblivion.

moar fat, briny oysters itt

Keep it coming man awesome thread

I'll be damned.

One of the best passengers I had when I drove Uber was a drunk Scottish woman. Super cool and hilarious.

She wanted to have a trivia contest.

I was having trouble coming up with good questions. She told me my questions were ****e.

She gave me a question, I don't remember it, but I kept throwing out answers, she'd say, Wrong, wrong.

Finally I said I give up, what's the answer?

"I don't fookin know"

We laughed our asses off the whole ride.

Now I think maybe she wasn't as unique as I'd believed.

Nice bump. Thank you for the stories.

Lol at the haters, nits, and is this in the right forum pedants.

Beer and a shot.

This is the best thread on all of 2p2.

MOAR.

What kind?