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Originally Posted by All-inMcLovin
In ~250 words describe what you have learned about human nature from being a bartender for 20 years.
People are ****ing stupid. People are ****ing lonely. People are lost and bored. Men are driven by ego and women by vanity. Everybody loves to talk and nobody wants to listen. Everyone lives in their own illusion and they want that illusion to be perpetuated.
The Brits don't tip and I hate people from Indiana. New Yorkers are tough but if you give **** back to them they'll love you. People from Wisconsin order brandy by the brand and want pickles in their Bloody Mary's. Mexicans put lime juice on everything. The rich Mexicans drink Heineken. Black people love whipped cream. Filipino men drink corona and their woman drink Merlot. All of them.
White people always try to sound black to black people.
Scottish people are rare in America and they are cool as ****.
If you can't tell were somebody is from then they're Canadian.
Everybody has to move the ****ing cocktail napkin.
Nobody has a charged phone.
All the Europeans bitch about American beer and they all drink Budweiser.
You can win any man over by pretending he is smarter than you and you can **** any woman if you make her laugh.