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11-11-2010 , 01:34 AM
So what should I be using instead of itunes? I've ever even thought of any features or improvements or whatever I'd want a music player to have.
11-11-2010 , 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by lippy
Grooveshark is pretty awesome.
11-11-2010 , 02:23 AM
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Originally Posted by econophile
new cigarette warning labels:

http://www.fda.gov/downloads/Tobacco.../UCM232425.pdf

page 13 is my favorite
I've switched to Swedish Snus, haven't had a cig in 4 months and do feel better.

The thing that bothers me most about these anti cigarettes campaigns is that nobody is more hooked on cigs than the government is. I can just imagine what Arizona would do w/ our 1.4B tax hole next year if everybody quit smoking and they lost all the cig tax money.
11-11-2010 , 02:31 AM
They would probably be pissed that those people would end up living longer and collecting ss.
11-11-2010 , 02:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Omar Comin
They would probably be pissed that those people would end up living longer and collecting ss.
That's the Feds. The way things are going they should think about handing out free cigs, booze and coupons to fast food restaurants and making salt free.

Maybe subsidize the items in the soda and snack aisles at the market to bring down the prices also.
11-11-2010 , 02:40 AM
I just spent several minutes trying to shake deviled ham out of a can and onto a piece of bread. When it finally came out it rolled off the bread and into my lap. My crotch now smells like potted meat.
11-11-2010 , 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Landonfan
I just spent several minutes trying to shake deviled ham out of a can and onto a piece of bread. When it finally came out it rolled off the bread and into my lap. My crotch now smells like potted meat.
I thought that stuff was only for broke college students. Is it any good?
11-11-2010 , 02:54 AM
No.

The chicken version is ok.
11-11-2010 , 03:07 AM
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Originally Posted by Landonfan
My crotch now smells like potted meat.
what's worse, your potted meat now smells like crotch
11-11-2010 , 07:28 AM
Rub it in some ass sweat for some extra zest.
11-11-2010 , 08:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Landonfan
I just spent several minutes trying to shake deviled ham out of a can and onto a piece of bread. When it finally came out it rolled off the bread and into my lap. My crotch now smells like potted meat.
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Originally Posted by amplify
what's worse, your potted meat now smells like crotch
There is a Sling Blade joke in here somewhere but it's too early for me to think of it.
11-11-2010 , 09:06 AM
Daddy used to say they was made out of lips, peckers, and intestines.
11-11-2010 , 10:19 AM
circle of life etc
11-11-2010 , 11:18 AM
11-11-2010 , 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Howard Beale
That's the Feds. The way things are going they should think about handing out free cigs, booze and coupons to fast food restaurants and making salt free.

Maybe subsidize the items in the soda and snack aisles at the market to bring down the prices also.
Corn, the main ingredient in pop and snacks (other than water), is heavily subsidized by the government. It is also a main ingredient in nearly all of your junk foods, from ketchup to ice cream. Hamburgers don't actually cost a dollar. Cereal is processed garbage for a reason (ever wonder why corn flakes were the cheapest cereal?).

When older people talk sarcastically about nightmare scenarios and they're actually already happening it's scary.
11-11-2010 , 11:54 AM
Yes corn is sweet and we have lots of it, so it's an affordable substitute. I guess somehow that means the illuminati are infecting our chicken nuggets with aids
11-11-2010 , 11:57 AM
this all ties in neatly with those new pro-HFCS commercials i've just started seeing
11-11-2010 , 12:07 PM
I was hating on new eminem for a while but his new song with nicki minaj and part II of "watch you burn" or w/e it's called with rihanna are really good
11-11-2010 , 12:14 PM
at his point eminem works really well in contrast to other people but cannot sustain an entire song by himself.
11-11-2010 , 12:20 PM
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Originally Posted by 175503
Yes corn is sweet and we have lots of it, so it's an affordable substitute. I guess somehow that means the illuminati are infecting our chicken nuggets with aids
You have lots of it because it is subsidized. It is also not that sweet, it's just cheap per unit of sweetness because of subsidies. Dismissing corrupt government-business practices as "illuminati" is funny but it actually takes, like, real reading to learn about Heinz, McCain, Tyson, McDonalds, etc.

Last edited by supafrey; 11-11-2010 at 12:23 PM. Reason: I'm kidding there's totally aids in the water
11-11-2010 , 12:25 PM
Corn is a scary giant mutant alien grass imo.
11-11-2010 , 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by supafrey
You have lots of it because it is subsidized. It is also not that sweet, it's just cheap per unit of sweetness because of subsidies. Dismissing corrupt government-business practices as "illuminati" is funny but it actually takes, like, real reading to learn about Heinz, McCain, Tyson, McDonalds, etc.
lol so is corn sweet or not sweet, i dont know what you mean

regardless i dont really care because those companies you listed probably get a combined $20 of my business per year.

Whole Foods ftw.
11-11-2010 , 12:39 PM
wholefoods does have some good corn
11-11-2010 , 12:46 PM
Amaizing corn talk itt.
11-11-2010 , 01:05 PM
ror.jpg, your tax dollar at work

      
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