I feel like this whole thread was just a setup for that last line. +1

****ing lol

Grunching.
Why the **** do you not have a shot gun and popped him in the ass already?

Yeah! Why haven't you assaulted this guy yet???

Grow up, MLY. You're going to end up like that couple who was murdered over snow shoveling.

It rarely snows in bum-**** Texas.

I will pop you in the ass with my shot gun.

Thank god, can you imagine the murder rate here if we had to shovel snow every day for months?

just keep the power deregulated and declare a thunder dome
it will be like the purge, only real

Take the gal outta da trailer park but can’t take da trailer outta the gal. Wait you’re not back in the trailer park?

I kid trailer park people aren’t like this.

Closer to shotgun house people iyam.

U right

You may find yourself
Living in a shotgun shack

Best Byrne of the thread!

De captain,

The son flagged you down to recount two stories of the vindictive **** he did to people he perceived as having wronged him. According to the daughter the son knows about your rock issue with his father.

That was a brushback pitch. He’s telling you to leave his elderly father alone and I’d listen to him. If it happens again, go to the son and ask for your rocks back. And if it happens again after that ask for your rocks back again, all the while building your ramparts.

There’s 5 siblings who are your neighbors, the son is building so he’s not going anywhere, you don’t know who the old man knows in town and you don’t know what kind of crazy any of his sons have between their ears. One false step here and you’ve made yourself legitimate enemies.

hot slate, new jade, even if it's old clay
it's still rocks that roll to me

re-listening to the soundtrack of this thread

Well done. I knew there was a pun lurking when I was reading about the daughter, but it didn't click into place until I read this.

So what ended up happening with this glorious thread and comical situation???

Im just gonna assume the obvious that De Captain and his neighbor cleared everything up but Captain was ironically later crushed to death by a random rockslide or emotionally by the daughter... or both.

I love a good pun.

Well done guys!

blast twisted sister across the bow of his property

Sounds like the dad and son are probably malignant narcissists...there's no reasoning with that type of person

This