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Old 07-05-2006, 01:05 PM   #151
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

I never posted in this the first time but this is the post that brought me to permanently sit in OOT refreshing for 12hrs a day.
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Old 07-05-2006, 02:34 PM   #152
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go for it man. good luck.
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Old 07-05-2006, 02:45 PM   #153
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pissing on a girl in the shower is actually pretty easy. i wouldn't really recommend doing it if it isn't your gf but when i did it to my ex i didn't even tell her and she never complained about it.
I thought he wanted a girl to piss on him.
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Old 08-01-2006, 05:48 PM   #154
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And to the OP, using mace is friggin' weak and should in no way be considered 'winning a fight'.

It's almost like saying, "One of my goals was to win a fight, so I snuck up behind some unsuspecting stranger and brained him with one of my bowling trophies. He just laid there moaning; what a pussy. But anyway, that's one more goal accomplished."
One more bump for the funniest post in the thread.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:35 AM   #155
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Anyways I want to try and lock in on a girlfriend for this one, since obviously I wouldnt let just any girl do this.
obviously
haha...so many great lines in this thread.
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Old 08-02-2006, 02:49 AM   #156
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What? You're not into watersports? Don't be so uptight.
LOL
Even the french have their limits. I just don't see how this experience could be enjoyable or pleasurable
It's sterile. It's warm. It's yellow.
Are you describing a boiled asian?

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Old 08-24-2006, 03:19 AM   #157
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

I achieved all 3 at college.

What do I win?
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Old 10-06-2006, 11:23 AM   #158
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wow! i want to be pee'd on too..
no wait I DONT

Man you should stick with normal goals like getting good grades.
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Old 10-06-2006, 02:26 PM   #159
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wow! i want to be pee'd on too..
no wait I DONT

then why were you searching for threads on the subject?
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Old 10-06-2006, 03:10 PM   #160
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Everyone who bumped this thread should be shot. wtf. thankfully OP stopped posting last november. [censored]
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:13 PM   #161
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Everyone who bumped this thread should be shot. wtf. thankfully OP stopped posting last november. [censored]
I will take a bullet for any of those guys. This is an awesome thread.
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:24 PM   #162
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I will take a bullet for any of those guys. This is an awesome thread.
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:37 PM   #163
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

this exact post is in "The Dorm" right know, however the responses aren't completely fake and dumb like this one. Besides maybe a money shot. Seriously, who maces a dude in a 1on1 fight? what a pussy
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:49 PM   #164
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Old 10-06-2006, 04:53 PM   #165
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hahalmfao. pure genious. thank you oot.
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Old 11-25-2006, 05:13 AM   #166
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ok. this one takes the cake.
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Old 11-25-2006, 05:28 AM   #167
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

My Goals:

-100/200 sh
-bueatiful gf
-never worrying about cash.

Reality

- i dropped my roll playing 200/400 sh
- my gf is fit, but i don't want a relationship.
- im so skint i, love worrying about cash!
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Old 01-05-2007, 03:40 AM   #168
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My friend said he did this in high school and afterwards the girl let him do anything to her (he stuck a poolstick up her ass, plus he came on her after sex like every single time).


This may be the funniest thing I've EVER heard. I love you OP
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:44 PM   #169
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pissing on a girl in the shower is actually pretty easy. i wouldn't really recommend doing it if it isn't your gf but when i did it to my ex i didn't even tell her and she never complained about it.
dfwben your avatar is pure GOLD. I had to laugh pretty hard.
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Old 01-08-2007, 05:47 PM   #170
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This is one of the best posts ever on 2+2
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Old 01-09-2007, 03:24 PM   #171
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

Back in '02, I had a Costa Rican Girlfriend that kept talking about takin a shower... I never gave it much mind, she was into sex in public places, so between the parking lots and bushes and elevators etc. we didn't really have much of a chance to get to the shower....
about 3 weeks into our "relationship' we were at her place, she drags me into the shower, and with out any warning, she says (in her hot latina accent) "don't move , amore" and without warning, let go with a yellow stream all up and down my legs... my first reaction was to get a bit grossed out, but since it felt kinda warm and nice, and we were in the shower (no muss, no fuss) I just let her have her fun, afterward, she said, "now, you belong to me"
I guess it's a territorial thing.
PS, it wasn't as bad as my ex-wife, who once, when drunk and stoned, snuck up behind me while I was taking a leak and put her open mouth in my stream, swished it around and spit it out to "show me how much she loved me"
For the rest of the night I kept avoiding her, afraid she might want to kiss me. yuuuucccckkkkk
I really know how to pick 'em
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Old 01-09-2007, 05:00 PM   #172
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Back in '02, I had a Costa Rican Girlfriend that kept talking about takin a shower... I never gave it much mind, she was into sex in public places, so between the parking lots and bushes and elevators etc. we didn't really have much of a chance to get to the shower....
about 3 weeks into our "relationship' we were at her place, she drags me into the shower, and with out any warning, she says (in her hot latina accent) "don't move , amore" and without warning, let go with a yellow stream all up and down my legs... my first reaction was to get a bit grossed out, but since it felt kinda warm and nice, and we were in the shower (no muss, no fuss) I just let her have her fun, afterward, she said, "now, you belong to me"
I guess it's a territorial thing.
PS, it wasn't as bad as my ex-wife, who once, when drunk and stoned, snuck up behind me while I was taking a leak and put her open mouth in my stream, swished it around and spit it out to "show me how much she loved me"
For the rest of the night I kept avoiding her, afraid she might want to kiss me. yuuuucccckkkkk
I really know how to pick 'em
Wow, just wow.
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Old 01-10-2007, 12:54 PM   #173
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Wow, just wow.
Yup.....
As far as I can recall, a simple silent "Wow" was exactly my own reaction to both incidents.

for the record... Although I have nothing against it. Par se...
getting golden showers was never one of my personal "Goals".
When it comes to the wonderful weirdness of life, I don't really think that far ahead. I like to be surprised. (of course, considering the women I'm attracted to, and the other assorted friends and acquaintances I associate with, I guess I really shouldn't be surprised by the things that I encounter (and bring upon myself).
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Old 03-09-2007, 06:28 PM   #174
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this post is somethin else you are definetly weird guy and whats up with the mase just punch the guy in the face, but then I guess you would probably get the crap beat out of you shortly after you did that. No comment on the peeing thing thats just disgusting if it's not your own
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Old 03-10-2007, 02:09 PM   #175
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PS, it wasn't as bad as my ex-wife, who once, when drunk and stoned, snuck up behind me while I was taking a leak and put her open mouth in my stream, swished it around and spit it out to "show me how much she loved me"
Wow, I'm so glad I revisited this thread.
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