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Old 10-26-2005, 01:23 PM   #126
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Re: 2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

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Generally, I think it's a good idea to think "What would Boris do?"
Are you happy with your life sfer? I mean really and truely happy?
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Old 10-26-2005, 01:52 PM   #127
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Brilliant satire. Please say that's what it is.
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Old 10-26-2005, 02:18 PM   #128
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Redlightcruiser takes girl in shower.

redlightcruiser: "piss on me"
girl: "no"
redlightcruiser: "come on, please?"
girl: "NO"

*redlight pulls out mace keychain and sprays her*
*girl starts crying and pisses all over him*
YES!!!

HAHAHAHA
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Old 10-26-2005, 07:11 PM   #129
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but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.
be honest. it's because you don't know which hole it comes out of yet, isn't it.

this is so funny 'cause you know it's true
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Old 10-27-2005, 02:36 AM   #130
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What are the other funny [censored] up threads like this? Can someone provide links? I need stuff to read when I'm on a downswing.
Search the archives for anything posted by JOEYBITCH. He's great.

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Old 10-27-2005, 02:57 AM   #131
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I think my favorite part is

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I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain (ordered it online)
Ordered it online eh? Jesus Christ! We don't care *where* you go the mace. That little parenthetical aside made me bust a gut.

Thanks so much for this post. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You may have a promising future as a humorist.

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Old 10-27-2005, 09:21 AM   #132
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I LIKE YOUR STYLE.
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Old 03-20-2006, 08:02 AM   #133
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bump for the douchebaggity goodness
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Old 03-20-2006, 12:49 PM   #134
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The OP hasn't posted in 2+2 for a few months. Hopefully he's in jail.
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:00 PM   #135
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but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.
be honest. it's because you don't know which hole it comes out of yet, isn't it.

this is so funny 'cause you know it's true
First thing that came to my mind after reading.
Then I realized he wants to get pissed on >.>
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:04 PM   #136
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you're living the dream...
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:05 PM   #137
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HAHA, reading this post again put a smile on my face. Classic.
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Old 03-20-2006, 01:07 PM   #138
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The OP hasn't posted in 2+2 for a few months. Hopefully he's in jail.
He was banned and is reposting as someone else now.
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Old 03-20-2006, 06:53 PM   #139
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Congratulations on fulfilling your goals, you are one sick puppy.
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Old 03-20-2006, 07:01 PM   #140
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bump for the douchebaggity goodness
Sweet bump bro.
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Old 03-20-2006, 07:04 PM   #141
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this post is somethin else you are definetly weird guy and whats up with the mase just punch the guy in the face, but then I guess you would probably get the crap beat out of you shortly after you did that. No comment on the peeing thing thats just disgusting if it's not your own
i run on sentences
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Old 03-20-2006, 07:47 PM   #142
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this post is somethin else you are definetly weird guy and whats up with the mase just punch the guy in the face, but then I guess you would probably get the crap beat out of you shortly after you did that. No comment on the peeing thing thats just disgusting if it's not your own
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Not to mention the implication that someone peeing on you is disgusting, but peeing on yourself is fine.

Anyone know what name the OP posts under now?
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Old 03-21-2006, 02:28 AM   #143
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"Do I drink my own urine because I have to? No. I drink it because it's sterile, and I like the taste."
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Old 03-21-2006, 02:37 AM   #144
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heh. Good bump. This OP is amusing.
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Old 03-21-2006, 02:50 AM   #145
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You are one sick individual. When I clicked on the title of your post I was thinking that I was going to read about some sort of academic success and was getting ready to give some sort of congratulatory reponse. I've not even read any responses yet, but I'm thinking that you've shocked more than one poster.

Is goal number four by any chance to make it to sophmore year?
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:06 PM   #146
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Hope no one minds -- Bump! for brilliance.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:18 PM   #147
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Thanks for the bump. I did not catch this first time around.

OP,

Everyone needs goals. At you are actually setting some for yourself. That is more than most people will ever say. Good luck getting your special lady to cover you in urine.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:27 PM   #148
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pissing on a girl in the shower is actually pretty easy. i wouldn't really recommend doing it if it isn't your gf but when i did it to my ex i didn't even tell her and she never complained about it.
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Old 07-04-2006, 09:29 PM   #149
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OP- You suck at life

that is all
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Old 07-05-2006, 09:22 AM   #150
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......when i did it to my ex i didn't even tell her and she never complained about it.
this is gold.
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