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10-26-2005 , 01:23 PM

#126

Boris

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Generally, I think it's a good idea to think "What would Boris do?"

Are you happy with your life sfer? I mean really and truely happy?

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10-26-2005 , 01:52 PM

#127

jason_t

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Brilliant satire. Please say that's what it is.

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10-26-2005 , 02:18 PM

#128

SackUp

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Redlightcruiser takes girl in shower.

redlightcruiser: "piss on me"
girl: "no"
redlightcruiser: "come on, please?"
girl: "NO"

*redlight pulls out mace keychain and sprays her*
*girl starts crying and pisses all over him*

YES!!!

HAHAHAHA

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10-26-2005 , 07:11 PM

#129

Dominic

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Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 73,522

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but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.

be honest. it's because you don't know which hole it comes out of yet, isn't it.

this is so funny 'cause you know it's true

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10-27-2005 , 02:36 AM

#130

natedogg

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What are the other funny [censored] up threads like this? Can someone provide links? I need stuff to read when I'm on a downswing.

Search the archives for anything posted by JOEYBITCH. He's great.

natedogg

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10-27-2005 , 02:57 AM

#131

natedogg

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I think my favorite part is

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I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain (ordered it online)

Ordered it online eh? Jesus Christ! We don't care *where* you go the mace. That little parenthetical aside made me bust a gut.

Thanks so much for this post. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. You may have a promising future as a humorist.

natedogg

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10-27-2005 , 09:21 AM

#132

phil_ivey_fan

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I LIKE YOUR STYLE.

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03-20-2006 , 08:02 AM

#133

Dr. Strangelove

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Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,463

bump for the douchebaggity goodness

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03-20-2006 , 12:49 PM

#134

Hopey

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The OP hasn't posted in 2+2 for a few months. Hopefully he's in jail.

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03-20-2006 , 01:00 PM

#135

FuriousOne

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 409

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but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.

be honest. it's because you don't know which hole it comes out of yet, isn't it.

this is so funny 'cause you know it's true

First thing that came to my mind after reading.
Then I realized he wants to get pissed on >.>

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03-20-2006 , 01:04 PM

#136

Niwa

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you're living the dream...

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03-20-2006 , 01:05 PM

#137

slickpoppa

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HAHA, reading this post again put a smile on my face. Classic.

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03-20-2006 , 01:07 PM

#138

RiverFenix

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The OP hasn't posted in 2+2 for a few months. Hopefully he's in jail.

He was banned and is reposting as someone else now.

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03-20-2006 , 06:53 PM

#139

Spladle

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Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,526

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Congratulations on fulfilling your goals, you are one sick puppy.

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03-20-2006 , 07:01 PM

#140

Boris

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bump for the douchebaggity goodness

Sweet bump bro.

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03-20-2006 , 07:04 PM

#141

surfinillini

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Join Date: May 2004 Posts: 10,405

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this post is somethin else you are definetly weird guy and whats up with the mase just punch the guy in the face, but then I guess you would probably get the crap beat out of you shortly after you did that. No comment on the peeing thing thats just disgusting if it's not your own

run on sentences

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03-20-2006 , 07:47 PM

#142

Magellan

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Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 440

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run on sentences

Not to mention the implication that someone peeing on you is disgusting, but peeing on yourself is fine.

Anyone know what name the OP posts under now?

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03-21-2006 , 02:28 AM

#143

ChipWrecked

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"Do I drink my own urine because I have to? No. I drink it because it's sterile, and I like the taste."

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03-21-2006 , 02:37 AM

#144

orange

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heh. Good bump. This OP is amusing.

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03-21-2006 , 02:50 AM

#145

Eeyore

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Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 45

You are one sick individual. When I clicked on the title of your post I was thinking that I was going to read about some sort of academic success and was getting ready to give some sort of congratulatory reponse. I've not even read any responses yet, but I'm thinking that you've shocked more than one poster.

Is goal number four by any chance to make it to sophmore year?

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07-04-2006 , 09:06 PM

#146

mlagoo

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 19,223

Hope no one minds -- Bump! for brilliance.

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07-04-2006 , 09:18 PM

#147

Case Closed

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Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 19,112

Thanks for the bump. I did not catch this first time around.

OP,

Everyone needs goals. At you are actually setting some for yourself. That is more than most people will ever say. Good luck getting your special lady to cover you in urine.

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07-04-2006 , 09:27 PM

#148

dfwben

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pissing on a girl in the shower is actually pretty easy. i wouldn't really recommend doing it if it isn't your gf but when i did it to my ex i didn't even tell her and she never complained about it.