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Old 10-26-2005, 10:26 AM   #101
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So, you came on her face, right? I'm just a little confused if you finished there, or in her mouth. Please clarify for me. Quickly, HURRY! Unnh, UNNNNNHHHHH! Never mind.


Ha Ha ....


However, back to OP, the 3rd one is really not that wierd.....

Evryone should tick the Watersports box at some point...
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Old 10-26-2005, 10:29 AM   #102
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Up your goals for college.
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Old 10-26-2005, 10:31 AM   #103
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Old 10-26-2005, 10:42 AM   #104
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# 3 makes you a sick individual in my book...
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Old 10-26-2005, 10:43 AM   #105
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Thank you for sharing. Now that you have almost achieved these, it is time to begin planning your next set of goals. Because without goals to strive for, it is too easy to wander aimlessly through one's life, simply enjoying each day for what it is...and this is clearly not something that you want to do while in college. My advice to you would be to elicit suggestions from your fellow OOT colleagues as to what the next set of goals should be. I am proud of you...keep reaching for the stars.
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Old 10-26-2005, 11:19 AM   #106
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Don't be surprised when it hits. Piss can be quite hot when it's fresh.
You're right. I should wait until she's sleeping, and then do it. It'll be more of a surprise that way. A warm surprise.
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Old 10-26-2005, 11:20 AM   #107
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Don't be surprised when it hits. Piss can be quite hot when it's fresh.
You're right. I should wait until she's sleeping, and then do it. It'll be more of a surprise that way. A warm surprise.
If you are gonna do this - U may as well curl one out on her chest as well and call it #Goal.4
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Old 10-26-2005, 11:27 AM   #108
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Don't be surprised when it hits. Piss can be quite hot when it's fresh.
You're right. I should wait until she's sleeping, and then do it. It'll be more of a surprise that way. A warm surprise.
If you are gonna do this - U may as well curl one out on her chest as well and call it #Goal.4
Yup...a golden shower followed by a Cleveland steamer...my girl is going to feel like a princess tonight!
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Old 10-26-2005, 11:35 AM   #109
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Are goals 4-8:
Donkey Punch, Cleveland Steamer, Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, and Hot Carl?
Don't forget the Neapolitan Milkshake...

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Old 10-26-2005, 11:47 AM   #110
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Don't forget the Neapolitan Milkshake...

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Do I dare ask what that is?
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:06 PM   #111
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What? You're not into watersports? Don't be so uptight.
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:18 PM   #112
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Haven't read the whole thread but goal #2 (and to a lesser extent, #1) firmly illustrates that you're an insecure, power-craving egomaniac. Wtf does getting in a random fight prove, other than you are an ape?

Now I don't mind the fetish action of #1 and #3, but notice that each of these goals involve humiliation in some form.

You seriously should seek help before you [censored] your life up.
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:19 PM   #113
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What? You're not into watersports? Don't be so uptight.
So much for the uninhibited French.
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:35 PM   #114
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What? You're not into watersports? Don't be so uptight.
LOL
Even the french have their limits. I just don't see how this experience could be enjoyable or pleasurable
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:41 PM   #115
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Even the french have their limits. I just don't see how this experience could be enjoyable or pleasurable
It's sterile. It's warm. It's yellow.
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:45 PM   #116
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What? You're not into watersports? Don't be so uptight.
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Even the french have their limits. I just don't see how this experience could be enjoyable or pleasurable
It's sterile. It's warm. It's yellow.
I know all that but I still don't understand it. Would you do it?
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:48 PM   #117
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I know all that but I still don't understand it. Would you do it?
No douche d'or for mslif. No accounting for sexual preferences I guess.
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:48 PM   #118
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Piqued your curiosity have we? Maybe it's not so bad after all. What's wrong with a little mutual humiliation?
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:55 PM   #119
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What? You're not into watersports? Don't be so uptight.
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Even the french have their limits. I just don't see how this experience could be enjoyable or pleasurable
It's sterile. It's warm. It's yellow.
I know all that but I still don't understand it. Would you do it?
Generally, I think it's a good idea to think "What would Boris do?" and do the opposite. But you have to admit, yellow turns you on, no?
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Old 10-26-2005, 12:56 PM   #120
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my girl friend likes 'money shots'. she says she likes being 'covered in me'. am i just lucky?

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Old 10-26-2005, 01:01 PM   #121
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Piqued your curiosity have we? Maybe it's not so bad after all. What's wrong with a little mutual humiliation?
Nothing if that's what you are into. Let me ask you this, would you be more into it because of the humiliation factor or because it is kinky or because you would like to know how it feels to have someone piss on you?
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Old 10-26-2005, 01:05 PM   #122
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am i just lucky?
Depends heavily on whether you're into that sort of thing.
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Old 10-26-2005, 01:05 PM   #123
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But you have to admit, yellow turns you on, no?
Yes, yellow is hot.
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Old 10-26-2005, 01:06 PM   #124
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off here creamy face after the act....
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Old 10-26-2005, 01:10 PM   #125
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Im late to the party on this thread, so I'll just bump it for the rest to marvel in the greatest thread EVER!
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